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2013 Submissions

Halo: Overkill Halo: Overkill Rated Stars Master Chief dies in battle, but that's not enough for the Covenant. Comedy - Parody Pi Ain't Yella' Pi Ain't Yella' Rated Stars Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Comedy - Parody

2012 Submissions

Swords of Beef - Teaser Swords of Beef - Teaser Rated Stars Will Groinox ever find his TRUE name?! Comedy - Original Super Slumber Party Super Slumber Party Rated Stars [Live Action] Oney and Stamper decide to have a slumber party, but will it be super? Comedy - Original

2011 Submissions

Within The Pokeball Within The Pokeball Rated Stars What goes on in the Pokeball? the answer is here. Comedy - Parody Duck, Duck, Dead Duck, Duck, Dead Rated Stars Normal Day, Normal Life Drama The T 'Intro' The T 'Intro' Rated Stars A test of an intro for a planned Noir/Mystery series. Experimental Movie Jam: Encounter Movie Jam: Encounter Rated Stars A man comes back home from a miserable day at work and encounters a beautiful woman. Comedy - Original Ace Pilot: Sneak Peek Ace Pilot: Sneak Peek Rated Stars The first Sneak Peek at Ace Pilot. The Space Opera Action

2010 Submissions

God at the skating park God at the skating park Rated Stars A short story by Waldemar Schuur Comedy - Original Oney's Birffday Bash Oney's Birffday Bash Rated Stars It's Oney's 20th Birthday! WOW! Comedy - Original Leo & Satan III Leo & Satan III Rated Stars Leo and Satan do anything but eat pancakes. Comedy - Original Africa Dudes Africa Dudes Rated Stars AFRICA, WOO! Comedy - Original Swingers Collab Swingers Collab Rated Stars A collab inspired by Kavinel Experimental Jack Matthews Jack Matthews Rated Stars Action Cop Action 'Contact' 'Contact' Rated Stars The world faces their first contact with alien life. Comedy - Original WGJ4K: I Hate Videogames? WGJ4K: I Hate Videogames? Rated Stars Mikey Discovers he hates videogames. Comedy - Parody Spider Powers 5 Spider Powers 5 Rated Stars It's high time for some action! Comedy - Original Flash Ahh Flash Ahh Rated Stars Even the fastest super hero needs help! Comedy - Parody RWD:32 Angry Ginger Bread RWD:32 Angry Ginger Bread Rated Stars The angry ginger kid has a rival. Comedy - Parody Family Farm Family Farm Rated Stars Family Guy set in a farm environment. Comedy - Parody Lips. Lips. Rated Stars fwapfwupfuhpfwapfuhpfwap Spam Spider Powers 4 Spider Powers 4 Rated Stars Things are getting out of hand so it's time for a meeting. Comedy - Original Twatlight 2 Twatlight 2 Rated Stars Move over Edward it's Jacob's turn!! Comedy - Parody Ryan Miller: Speculation Ryan Miller: Speculation Rated Stars A speculation on Ryan Miller's online persona. Comedy - Original The Faces Of Newgrounds The Faces Of Newgrounds Rated Stars A collection of scanned faces of the Newgrounds community. Other

2009 Submissions

Not Of This World! Not Of This World! Rated Stars An astronaut explores a foreign planet and encounter's life! Is it dangerous? Experimental Madness Experimentation Madness Experimentation Rated Stars Just a short madness experiment. Action SF Collab Reject SF Collab Reject Rated Stars Hans Van Harken's part that didn't make it to the Street Fighter Collab. The Ballad of CrippleKane The Ballad of CrippleKane Rated Stars Cripple Kane confronts the corrupt sheriff 'Blind-eye Bill' in an epic western showdown. Music Video Pico Gets In Shape Pico Gets In Shape Rated Stars Pico, Darnel and Nene have a discussion about racial tolerance. Comedy - Original NG Amsterdam 09 NG Amsterdam 09 Rated Stars A music video of the 2009 Newgrounds Amsterdam meet. Rwd: 028 Daviday Rwd: 028 Daviday Rated Stars Happy Birthday Darkshadow8181 Music Video At Heaven's Gates At Heaven's Gates Rated Stars Bill deals with Peter at the Gates of Heaven. Starring Casey Gordon and Max Fulton Comedy - Original Saturday Morning Watchmen Saturday Morning Watchmen Rated Stars Strong together, united forever, they're the best of friends! Comedy - Parody Left 4 Speed Left 4 Speed Rated Stars Left 4 Dead is sweet. Comedy - Parody Heptagon n' Decagon Heptagon n' Decagon Rated Stars Heptagon and Decagon converse. Comedy - Parody Fat Dick Balls Fat Dick Balls Rated Stars hot damn! its another generic mario parody!!!! Comedy - Parody

2008 Submissions

RWD: Christmas 08 RWD: Christmas 08 Rated Stars this is a collab about xmas(christmas) rwd collab theme 08 Spam Rwd: 023 Silent Night Rwd: 023 Silent Night Rated Stars The RWD lets you know about our lord and savior. Spam Dark Knight Interrogation Dark Knight Interrogation Rated Stars Things just go wrong for the Dark Knight. Comedy - Parody ZSL Extravaganzafestathon ZSL Extravaganzafestathon Rated Stars 29 People got together for Zekey's birthday and crapped this out as a group! Other RWD : Yo-Tawm RWD : Yo-Tawm Rated Stars this is yotham perel... RWD: 019 RAPE RWD: 019 RAPE Rated Stars don't get raped. Comedy - Original Milburn Birthday Mayhem Milburn Birthday Mayhem Rated Stars Some campers get together and make a flash for the Milburn brothers Other TSAH3: The Covenant TSAH3: The Covenant Rated Stars The only TSAH3 part you'll ever see! Comedy - Parody RWD: 016 PUSSY RWD: 016 PUSSY Rated Stars Meow. Meow. Meow. Grand Theft Awesome Grand Theft Awesome Rated Stars What if Egoraptor did GTA 4? Comedy - Parody rtil_gayness.swf rtil_gayness.swf Rated Stars "I find it insulting" -rtil Comedy - Parody Big NG Package Big NG Package Rated Stars Hans presents his package to the Newgrounds audience. Other The Press & Punch Collab The Press & Punch Collab Rated Stars An interactive movie. You decide where you want a fight between Pico and Darnell to go. Action Its a Halo Thing 2/2 Its a Halo Thing 2/2 Rated Stars The second and final conclusion of "Its a Halo Thing" Comedy - Parody Orange Rhymes Orange Rhymes Rated Stars In the land of the blind, the one who can see has fun watching them. Comedy - Original Shorts To Wear Pants To Shorts To Wear Pants To Rated Stars A fun collab with some awesome tunes and some of your favorite animators! Music Video The Brain Fights Back The Brain Fights Back Rated Stars A twisted world inspired by a dream.

2007 Submissions

It's a Halo Thing It's a Halo Thing Rated Stars The ultimate Halo parody. Comedy - Parody Awesome's Creed Awesome's Creed Rated Stars What if Egoraptor did Assasin's Creed Comedy - Parody Krinkels Kills Krinkels Kills Rated Stars Krinkels executes an annoying animator by the name of Hans Van Harken. Comedy - Parody Gummy Madness Gummy Madness Rated Stars Madness meets a different world in the animated universe. It's a Halo BETA It's a Halo BETA Rated Stars It's a Halo Thing's own BETA Comedy - Parody Valentine '29 Valentine '29 Rated Stars A collaboration reenacting the St. Valentine's Massacre of 1929 organized by Al Capone Drama The Matrix Mayhem The Matrix Mayhem Rated Stars a Matrix parody acted, filmed and edited while being drunk

2006 Submissions

ANIMATION INVASION ANIMATION INVASION Rated Stars While making a flash cartoon, Hans is attacked by his own creation! Comedy - Original 007 Catastrophe Royale 007 Catastrophe Royale Rated Stars What has become of James Bond? Blue Jay Saves The Day Blue Jay Saves The Day Rated Stars The city is being attacks by the evil inter-galactic monarch Hornet. The Laff Line The Laff Line Rated Stars "The Laff Line" a chain of Prank Calls by Almighty Hans! CLATOMIC part6 CLATOMIC part6 Rated Stars Carl proves the existence of H.C.E. and at the site of blood, Roger urges to kill in court Comedy - Original CLATOMIC part5 CLATOMIC part5 Rated Stars The 3 witnesses explain their pont of view. and the jurry declaires Carl's verdict. CLATOMIC part4 CLATOMIC part4 Rated Stars Carl meets his new lawyer and describes what he read about H.C.E. to the judge. CLATOMIC part3 CLATOMIC part3 Rated Stars Carl needs to prove he's not a murderer. Can he avoid the wrath of the bureaucrats? Comedy - Original CLATOMIC part2 CLATOMIC part2 Rated Stars Carl finds somone who also knows H.C.E. Will he help him convince people about the heads? Comedy - Original CLATOMIC part1 CLATOMIC part1 Rated Stars Carl discovers the effects on the human brain with H.C.E. How will this effect him? Comedy - Original

2005 Submissions

Scaramush! Scaramush! Scaramush! Scaramush! Rated Stars A Flash Musical played with the hit music from Queen Music Video STARFOX: Mission Complete STARFOX: Mission Complete Rated Stars Fox and his crew fight against andross, to defeat him for good...for the 5th time. Comedy - Parody Gamers today Gamers today Rated Stars Superb Comedy - Original Pepsi Commercial Pepsi Commercial Rated Stars this is an idea i had for a pepsi commercial BIZARRE BIZARRE Rated Stars im speechless... Jet Plane Jet Plane Rated Stars music video of Frank Sinatra's "Leaving on a Jet PLane" Metal Metal Rated Stars a man gets shot with a dart filled with special fluid, and turns to metal. Comedy - Original Glympse Glympse Rated Stars a movie based on a book by Hans Van Harken MONOTONY MONOTONY Rated Stars a commercial advertising a school project based on monopoly

2004 Submissions

Adam Sandler Tribute Adam Sandler Tribute Rated Stars An Adam Sandler Tribute (Severe beating of a high school science teacher) Sneek 2 Sneek 2 Rated Stars Now that red/black spy is captured, and abboandoned by his allies, he must escape! Sneek Sneek Rated Stars Gaurd protects secret military base from sneeky spies