I drew up some more fucked up shit.

1. Colors Suck

2. I'm Melting

3. Super Gigantic Pretzel Man

4. Dog-Eat-Dog

5. Egg Trail

6. Oshiyari Neko

7. Something In The Woods

8. Riddler

9. Pink Adventure

let me know what you guys think. :)

Also, a very good German friend of mine Xamuel is doing official German dubs of the "Awesome Series", complete with Egoraptor's golden permission. But he stumbled over Awesome's Creed and dubbed it. I thought he did a fantastic job! Let's see what you think:

also, this is lame:

I was interviewed by Meryl from Metal Gear Awesome, also known as "Rina". I can't say how completely honored I am. you can listen to it here.

I have to confess, i hate the way i speak.

Arvalis, is how he goes by on the internet. And he just made a short video podcast about gameplay vs. graphics in video games. I put this up here because I'm a self centered little fuck and I appear in it. Nah, really I thought it turned out well and should be "patted on the back". I made a podcast myself a few terms ago already, though I can't seem to get a hold of it, maybe eventually I'll find it and put it on youtube. But for now, check out this one:

OH! I found my podcast! it's right here:

Hello everyone,

My time of being laid back, and merciful is up. The "ONE SHOT" Comic Collab page is due today. You are to email it to me at hansvanharken@hotmail.com and TITLE YOUR EMAIL: "ONE SHOT:(insert name here)" . ALSO NAME YOUR FILE you own name for example my file would be named "HansVanHarken.png" with the capitals. Or it will become a HUGE pain for me to know whose comic is whose.

If by any chance you didn't finish today and STILL want to do it, but you just didn't have enough time. PM me saying this and we will negotiate.

If you are not going to be able to do it. Just say it now, so i can have more time to make plans for it. don't be a chicken shit, it's ok if your bailing out, i won't be mad or anything. i'll be mad if you keep asking for an extension on the due date and then finally quit. so now's you chance to say "i'm not being in this fucking collab Hans"

Tom, if you're reading this, please have your ad art finished by the end of may (May 30th) if that isn't too soon, if it is, PM me.

I hope most of you actually did yours. I guess only time will tell if that is true. Thanks everyone who cooperated, and those you you who had trouble, but really want to still make yours... i'll do my best to squeeze you in. We are running at a time scale here.

Here's a list that i'll use to keep track of who's done. the underlined lettering one's and an "X" instead of a number are the one's who are done, and I have their work in my computer. If you are done, but don't see your number crossed out. then you NEED to let me know and make sure i get the file.

1-ShirtTurtle

X-Osuka

X-ZekeySpaceLizard

X-Corey Griffin

X-Ross (RubberNinja)

X-Ventastic

X-Vincent Charrot

X-Buzzwerd

X-Alyssa Zevallos

X-Nathaniel Milburn

11-Caleb Conheady

X-Ola Lysgaard

13-Luis

X-MindChamber

X-The Swain

X-Tystarr

17-Danomano

X-KupaMan

X-BR

20-Ansel

21-Mrat

X-Zaghawa

23-LiLg

X-Nogfish

25-Hans Van Harken

also, my hand has sadly morphed to a pringles can...

"Ojos" is "eyes" in Spanish. but if you pronounce it with an american "J" (Oh-joe's) i thought it sounded peculiar. But anyways, i have recently been shown this video by ZeakySpaceLizard. It has to be just about the weirdest, funniest, creepiest thing i've ever seen coming from a television in my entire life. you can find what i am describing by clicking the following words if you dare: gay-sex-videos

[for all you homophobes, it's not really gay porn, jesus!]

"me scrooble now!"
-HVH

It's funny. There are a good handful of people i noticed who took my latest movie "Big NG Package" as if it were some kind of viral marketing made to sell Newgrounds Products. Instantly, these self claimed independent, intellectuals believed that selling products was the purpose of my movie so they excluded themselves from appreciating it, simply because they feel inferior having a product presented to them. I just want to say that this video is in no way trying to sell anything.

[-just a little side note- I also did play the role of the over excited Newgrounds/Awesome fan-boy. Surprisingly, some people didn't get that...]

First off, I wasn't paid to do this. Second, i don't work for Newgrounds. Third, I only realized this movie could be portrayed as a commercial until I started importing the finished video into flash. This movie was completely on the spot, improvised, and done in a short period of time. I literally just filmed myself opening my package and did goofy, and in other words stupid stuff. Just because I realized that this could be seen as an ad for Newgrounds products, didn't mean i was just not going to finish the movie.

Now, I know I should have expected reviews like those, and I did. And I'm completely okay with them, they're just other opinions after all. I just want to clarify that this movie, by no means, was made to be a Newgrounds ad, commercial or anything of the sort. And i know maybe I responded maybe a little too rough to some of those people, but i just had some steam to blow inside me.

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this is a conversation I had with ZeakySpaceLizard when I first read some of the reviews. And yes... I was infuriated at the time. And yes, i needed to blow some steam...

"7th - $500: - The Press & Punch Collab
We've talked around the office about doing a feature length Pico movie this way, but Hans actually delivered by pulling together this epic Pico collab! I love the varying art styles, and choose-your-adventure interactivity!"
-Tom

ok... what? Pico feature length? 500$? 7th? Wow, this collab turned out much better than i expected. Thank you Tom, Thank you Newgrounds. I really appreciate this support. not only to us behind the Press and Punch Collab, but to every artist on Newgrounds. It's events like these and many others that you create that make Newgrounds more than just a website.

As for the prize money, this is just a mini message for the artists in the Press and Punch Collab about splitting the money. PM about this.

Wow, it seems that the Tank awards (or what i thought was a good idea, Shermans) nominies are finally here. it seems like they've got a very broad selection of best movies. I personally can't think of the one i'd vote for at the moment. But it seems that Waterlollies has an extremely high chance of winning.

JUST IN CASE you didn't catch the collab. check it out here...

I can't think of anything else to add for now, maybe i'll come back later.

-HVH

HAVAHA.COM went through a minor update...

On the Additional Content list, you will find the "Imagery", and "Extra Crap" sections. Imagery links to the mysterious deviant art account I have that basically no one knows about... until now. Then there's the "Extra Crap" basically it's a list of unfinished or unofficial movies. I'll be updating that periodically since I have SO much shit I can put up there.

My deviant art currently doesn't have as much content as I hoped, but I am filling it up with weird wonders, it's just too much work scanning all my stuff i draw in my notebooks. I'll see if i can pick out some of the best. For now, i'd say there's a good amount of content. I'll try to attach some kind of photo album/slideshow, too.

What's left of my long lost "Pirates of the Pitiful Parody", a 10 minute long epic joke on Dead Man's Chest, is in the Extra Crap Section. Because of Flash's piece of crap crappiness, Everything else was unexplainably lost.

I hope you enjoy some of the new content, tell me what you think by posting a comment.
-HVH

oh mah gad...

...Stamper's penis. Being that he is one of the gods of dick jokes. He's apparently quite the flasher, in both meanings (flash animating and open to displaying his genitals). Yes the "prick" wasn't quite open enough to show it off. but it was just generally unexpected for me, mainly funny. I just pictured the guy choking his chicken to get a solid boner just capture this on film.

Stamper you sick fuck, why are you so god damn funny.

Funny video by the way, where i saw this.

...just let me know if posting about this bugs you [Stamper].

-HVH

ok guys. for those of you who might not know what this is about, check out this post.
Due to lack of finished pages, the final due date has been pushed to May 11th. if you're on the list and you're out, just post a comment mentioning that. if you're still in post a comment saying so.

IT'S THAT EASY :D

by the way. i'll be editing this list below with the people who are being cut out and inserted and the free spaces available. You can come back periodically to see how it's going this list below will be the OFFICIAL list:

1-Matt Jolly (Krinkels)------------IN THE WORKS

2-Osuka

3-ZekeySpaceLizard-------------IN THE WORKS

4-Steve Bryant---------------------UNKOWN

5-Ross (RubberNinja)-----------FORGE TFUL BASTARD!!!

6-RJ Palmer (Arvalis)-------------LAZY BASTARD!!

7-Vincent Charrot

8-Buzzwerd-------------------------RED OING

9-Alyssa Zevallos

10-Nathaniel Milburn

11-Caleb Conheady-------IN THE WORKS

12-Ola Lysgaard

13-Mrat------------------------IN THE WORKS

14-MindChamber---------IN THE WORKS

15-The Swain-------------Jus t signed up... noob...

16-Tystarr-------------------Just signed up... another noob...

17-Danomano-------------NEAR COMPLETE

18-KupaMan

19-BR-----------------------------JUST joined.

20-Ansel--------------------------Anot her noob.

21-BritishMoose-----------------i had forgotten to add this dude.

22-Zaghawa-------------------- NEAR COMPLETE

23-LiLg----------------------------- IN THE WORKS

24-Nogfish------------------newb

25-Hans Van Harken------ Trying to put this whole thing together....

WHEN YOU'RE DONE WITH YOUR PAGE EMAIL IT TO hansvanharken@hotmail.com and title your email:

"(your name) for ONE SHOT"

I AM GOING TO BE REAL STRICT ABOUT THIS