AlmightyHans's Banner
AlmightyHans

Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: San Francisco, California
Job: Many

sdrawkcab

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
8/6/04

Level: 11
Aura: Fab

Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 38
Saves: 74
Rank #: 55,674

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 1,250 / 1,350
Exp. Rank #: 28,096
Voting Pow.: 5.33 votes

BBS Posts: 283 (0.15 per day)
Flash Reviews: 175
Music Reviews: 3
Trophies: 39
Stickers: 0

Entry #26

Jump to Entry: [ 11223 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 296295 ]


AlmightyHans

OMG, I WAS INTERVIEWED

Posted by AlmightyHans May. 19, 2008 @ 3:14 AM EDT

I was interviewed by Meryl from Metal Gear Awesome, also known as "Rina". I can't say how completely honored I am. you can listen to it here.

I have to confess, i hate the way i speak.

hanzorz.jpg

Updated: 05/19/08 3:31 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

68 Comments

May. 19, 2008 | 3:30 AM KupaMan says:

It's all cool until you contract lung cancer.

May. 19, 2008 | 3:38 AM AlmightyHans responds:

it's all cool until you point out the obvious :P


May. 19, 2008 | 3:32 AM RubberNinja says:

Now I want to smoke!!


May. 19, 2008 | 3:35 AM squeakytoad says:

All three animators she interviewed are most known for video game parodies.

The plot thickens!
D:

May. 19, 2008 | 3:46 AM AlmightyHans responds:

D: dats not true! i'm known for "Shorts to where Pants To!"


May. 19, 2008 | 3:38 AM Rina-chan says:

Gosh, squeaky, why are you so mean to me? :p Most well-known NG animators have done video game parodies at some point, and that's who I interview.


May. 19, 2008 | 3:46 AM Dazmi says:

We all hate the way we speak.


May. 19, 2008 | 3:49 AM squeakytoad says:

Wait- BRAWL TAUNTS 2? You've got to be kidding me. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
So much for it just being a "script she wrote for the fun of it not intended to gain massive popularity off cheap cracks about a popular game with millions of fanboys" (which it was from the beginning, but they tried to argue otherwise).
Wow... just wow...

May. 19, 2008 | 4:09 AM AlmightyHans responds:

i just like doing voices. just givin' a friend a helping hand :B


May. 19, 2008 | 3:51 AM squeakytoad says:

Agh, Kagome, I'm not trying to be mean, I used to think you were fine and all, but it's like every time I turn around you're doing exactly what makes NG awful.
You were great and all and you're a nice person, but you're quickly becoming yet another content creator who fell into the retarded side of the internet. =/
Come back before it's too late.

May. 19, 2008 | 4:01 AM AlmightyHans responds:

you're a best bud of mine... but don't fall any deeper in the massive NG complainer that makes Newgrounds into this giant Social Status race.

The Newgrounds community produces the majority of what the Newgrounds audience wants, because the majority of the Newgrounds community IS the Newgrounds audience.

If the majority of the newgrounds community would be starving artists, tom would starve. It's a family business, after all.

Tom earns money to give us this place to showcase our work. it's a wonderful cycle. :)


May. 19, 2008 | 3:53 AM squeakytoad says:

Also, that comment about "Brawl Taunts 2" was a little over-the-top. Yeah overreacted there. But seriously.


May. 19, 2008 | 3:53 AM squeakytoad says:

I'm spamming you comments section Han. D:

And Rtil's minions? When did he get minions? I want minions.


May. 19, 2008 | 3:55 AM Rina-chan says:

Actually FYI, we wanted to make a sequel that actually has EFFORT, since we didn't know people would go so crazy over the first one.

But I don't want to take any more space on Hans's page with trying to defend myself, so if you want to discuss stuff, PM or IM me.

May. 19, 2008 | 4:08 AM AlmightyHans responds:

no pm's this is interesting. keep talking here!


May. 19, 2008 | 3:59 AM HolyPeanuts says:

You talk fast.

May. 19, 2008 | 4:05 AM AlmightyHans responds:

too fast, perhaps


May. 19, 2008 | 4:01 AM RubberNinja says:

PASSION OF THE TOAD - WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY ROSS O'DONOVAN

EXT. CLIFF EDGE

SqueekyToad is standing dramatically, his warts flapping in the cool breeze. Rina-Chan and Hans are shocked and amazed by this conspiracy theorist extraordinaire

SQUEEKYTOAD:
Turn back.

Rina and Hans start to water from the eyes, both taking his advice to heart.

SQUEEKYTOAD:
Before.. It's..

Dramatic pause.

SQUEEKYTOAD:
...Too late.

Squeeky toad runs and jumps off the cliff, Hans sticks his hand out towards his friend screaming.

HANS:
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKY!!!

To be continued?

May. 19, 2008 | 4:04 AM AlmightyHans responds:

"I believe this script could only have been written by a drunken, jew burner, Australian director... I give this movie 1/5 stars"
-Hans Van Harken


May. 19, 2008 | 4:06 AM squeakytoad says:

I'll be Rubber Ninja has minions too. Everyone has minions but me. :(

May. 19, 2008 | 5:05 AM AlmightyHans responds:

*I'll bet Rubber Ninja


May. 19, 2008 | 4:09 AM TomaMoto says:

Contact your local minion's guild representative.

Joshua Tomar
Minions Guild
Division #210B


May. 19, 2008 | 4:11 AM RubberNinja says:

I actually rent RTILs minions. Psi43 and Anigen have great hourly rates.

Also they're gentle with their teeth. I mean, what?


May. 19, 2008 | 4:12 AM RubberNinja says:

Just kidding boys, you know I love you.


May. 19, 2008 | 4:12 AM Egoraptor says:

Hi I'm here.

May. 19, 2008 | 4:15 AM AlmightyHans responds:

.ereh m'I iH

Updated: May. 19, 2008, 9:28 AM

May. 19, 2008 | 4:12 AM RubberNinja says:

But not in that way, maybe when you get your big boy pants.


May. 19, 2008 | 4:35 AM evilme119 says:

Hey I actually saw your post and I was actually not lazy enough to post a useless comment! yay!


May. 19, 2008 | 5:32 AM luka says:

that's by far the most epic picture of you ever.


May. 19, 2008 | 5:49 AM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

drama.jpg


May. 19, 2008 | 6:44 AM Sonni says:

Ha ha, "rtil's minions."

So you did Cortana's voice in Halo awesome evolved eh. I actually thought it's Rubberninja who did that.

May. 19, 2008 | 7:59 AM AlmightyHans responds:

no i did all the voices in Halo Awesome Evolved


May. 19, 2008 | 6:46 AM Cheddar79 says:

Has that cig burnt out yet?


May. 19, 2008 | 7:03 AM Luis says:

meh too many people concentrating on the rtil minions comment. its a better interview than that excerpt.


May. 19, 2008 | 7:47 AM MindChamber says:

Great interview, and your voice is fine, Rina on the other hand just sounds plain hot. (Sorry hanz)

anyways.. don't worry about the complainers, if they want to waste their time bitching than actually contributing, let them,

May. 19, 2008 | 8:00 AM AlmightyHans responds:

good point there "if they want to waste their time bitching than actually contributing, let them,"


May. 19, 2008 | 8:06 AM FrozenFire says:

That is the sexiest picture in the fucking world. You should be proud.


May. 19, 2008 | 8:22 AM The-EXP says:

Did anyone else catch this bit?

"Wendy, Stan wants me to tell you your a cont..a cont..Wendy you're a cont..continual source of inspiration to him."

May. 19, 2008 | 8:44 AM AlmightyHans responds:

yeah i know, i studder and got nervous and suck


May. 19, 2008 | 8:51 AM jakobhummelen says:

Lol.. she sounds like someone from a videogame.. or is that just wishful thinking?

And.. I'm sorry, I just can't listen to you without smiling.. it's your NG package movie where you thank Tom.. you just sound so gay (no pun intended :P)


May. 19, 2008 | 9:16 AM MorrowDays says:

I'll be your minions squeaky!


May. 19, 2008 | 9:35 AM BritishMoose says:

Fuck minions. A real man sucks his own c0ck.

That is what I offered the conversation.


May. 19, 2008 | 10:02 AM The-Landow-Nunder says:

Hurry up an put out the second half of the Halo parody. That April fools thing made me pissed. And great interview. I feel like smokin' a jay, yo.

May. 19, 2008 | 10:13 AM AlmightyHans responds:

did you listen to the interview? i canceled it.


May. 19, 2008 | 10:15 AM JohnnyUtah says:

hans, your "big ng package" animation creeped me the hell out. just getting that out of the way.

anyways good interview, i subscribed to the RSS feed (like a queer what) so ill be listening in.

May. 19, 2008 | 8:48 PM AlmightyHans responds:

woah...

btw, good luck with your collab ;)


May. 19, 2008 | 10:18 AM squeakytoad says:

Cute interview. ^_^
You're all so lovely. <3
Cheers!
-sweetytoad


May. 19, 2008 | 10:28 AM MRat says:

Hans for the love of God tell me if you got my e-mail!

May. 19, 2008 | 10:32 AM AlmightyHans responds:

no i haven't and dude, i haven't seen you online for the longest time. i miss our skype calls.


May. 19, 2008 | 11:11 AM RadicalWrongDoers says:

You're adorable :3

May. 19, 2008 | 8:49 PM AlmightyHans responds:

:v}D


May. 19, 2008 | 11:23 AM Nogfish says:

SKYPE? SKYPE? Get at me mofo.

oh yeah cock and balls, AMIKEWLYETGUYZ?

May. 19, 2008 | 11:49 AM AlmightyHans responds:

>:(


May. 19, 2008 | 11:52 AM Sh0e says:

Hans for president!

May. 19, 2008 | 11:56 AM AlmightyHans responds:

8vo


May. 19, 2008 | 12:03 PM MisterMurphy says:

She has a really nice voice. I think your voice is also good for radio, though. You just say 'like' a lot.

A lot.

May. 19, 2008 | 8:45 PM AlmightyHans responds:

yea


May. 19, 2008 | 12:10 PM 7upMonster says:

Well good job all the cool is gone, now what do we do?

May. 19, 2008 | 8:46 PM AlmightyHans responds:

i'm not sure if i understand what you're saying


May. 19, 2008 | 12:43 PM Nogfish says:

I went on but no such luck :'(


May. 19, 2008 | 1:59 PM Emanhattan says:

Its like the 27th time today that I see that dude post OMG N***A CHECK MAH ´PAGE and shit.

you hate your voice? why? I think its pretty funny!

by the way have you ever tought of finishing your starfox animations? THEY ROCK!
except the part where I can see the white canvas on starfox mission complete

May. 19, 2008 | 8:51 PM AlmightyHans responds:

haha, i could never finish that thing, as shitty as it is unfinished... i kinda like it that way.


May. 19, 2008 | 2:01 PM Emanhattan says:

squeakytoad complaints a lot for an animator with so many fans. ¿cant he just live and let live?


May. 19, 2008 | 2:21 PM Jimtopia says:

Great interview Hans, good insight into what your future plans are. I noticed that you said that you were going to be making a lot of serious movies, you got anything funny planned for the future? I mean, I love your serious movies; but your funny ones are awesome too. Just curious is all.

May. 19, 2008 | 8:55 PM AlmightyHans responds:

well the Noire/Mystery is going to be funny, real cinematic, in that it is very story focused, and it will basically play off as a live action movie. the movie will be constantly narrated by the detective, and it's going to be a subtle humor. I'm trying to experiment with all kinds of stuff. The thriller will also have some funny moments, but don't expect something that will make you stop the pacing of the movie. like. a build up, and a punch line. just like sarcastic responds and shit... you'll see.


May. 19, 2008 | 2:27 PM Erreip199 says:

aww darn u got a goatee too?? when i was thinking i was growing originality hahaha and good luck fighting cancer lol jk

and erm sorry i erm never came back to ur forum im busy in real life :I trying to erm get better at drawing at stuff too bad i didnt stay long enough in ur forum to be known a tiny bit but o well i hope ur minions dont come get me :(

May. 19, 2008 | 8:56 PM AlmightyHans responds:

haha they won't, i'm not in charge of them.


May. 19, 2008 | 3:21 PM wasb says:

Your going to die of lung cancer!

May. 19, 2008 | 8:57 PM AlmightyHans responds:

and you're going to die of something else. everyone is.


May. 19, 2008 | 3:38 PM Dasneviano says:

Can't wait for the Orson Welles movie, that's a really nice idea!


May. 19, 2008 | 4:11 PM Rina-chan says:

HEY BOBBYBALLER MAYBE I SHOULD INTERVIEW YOU FOR THE NEXT EPISODE OF THE SHOW HUH


May. 19, 2008 | 4:29 PM LilDwarf says:

Oh my god, that Rina-Chan has such a sexy, beutifull voice O_O....sweet jesus what I'd give to hear her angelic, sweet, soft, voice right next to my ear :3

May. 19, 2008 | 8:58 PM AlmightyHans responds:

HAHAHHAHA, put on headphones and listen to the interview again

Updated: May. 19, 2008, 8:59 PM

May. 19, 2008 | 4:58 PM MRat says:

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

According to Hotmail, my e-mail address doesn't exist. I logged in once, and tried to e-mail you my comic page, but that's the only time in a week I've managed to get on.

I even created a new e-mail, but it won't let me in!

May. 19, 2008 | 8:45 PM AlmightyHans responds:

dude, get online in skype and message it to me there
put your page on savefile

go on skype

send me the link through there or something.


May. 19, 2008 | 6:10 PM Ansel says:

SOMEDAY WHEN I DIE OF LUNG DISEASE I'LL BLAME YOU FOR MAKING ME SMOKE

May. 19, 2008 | 9:00 PM AlmightyHans responds:

btw, i would like to know if you sent in your comic page yet for the collab?


May. 19, 2008 | 6:25 PM Wonchop says:

I applaud you for speaking out against 'Rtil's Minions.'

May. 19, 2008 | 9:01 PM AlmightyHans responds:

lol


May. 19, 2008 | 7:04 PM theicecubeclock says:

sorta disappointing to hear your not doing the halo flash, oh well. the first one was good.

May. 19, 2008 | 9:03 PM AlmightyHans responds:

yeah sry, i just want to go on with different projects. and learn how to handle other kinds of projects.


May. 19, 2008 | 7:12 PM chris-the-stick2 says:

dont smoke, hans!

we need you.

for great (flash) justice. also, aws you high in taht pic?

HMMMM

and btw whats with BRAWL taunts? stop fighting. brawl sucks balls, but still no reason to fight.

also, i may add the girl has great voice acting skills. if i could get a change to voice act too..


May. 19, 2008 | 7:14 PM AlbaCriss says:

Wow! So Hot!
handsomeboy

May. 19, 2008 | 9:06 PM AlmightyHans responds:

xvD


May. 19, 2008 | 7:46 PM The-EXP says:

Aww, I wasn't making fun of your studder, you sound just fine to me, I just thought it was humourous the word you double taked, sounded like Jimmy from Southpark when he is trying to tell Wendy that she's a continual source of inspiration but makes it sound like he's insulting her.

May. 19, 2008 | 8:44 PM AlmightyHans responds:

oh... XD my bad


May. 19, 2008 | 9:12 PM Osuka says:

hahha the interview is funny, but be carefull about the smoking thing, not for your health, you can loose voice abilities in a couple of years.


May. 19, 2008 | 9:16 PM FrozenFire says:

I just watched you eat a package peanut and fucking died.

I love laughing. Thank you.


May. 19, 2008 | 9:17 PM Psycho-Pickle says:

Geeze you sound so nervous.


May. 19, 2008 | 9:27 PM FrozenFire says:

ASHKONSTRIP 3.0 WHUT NOA!?!


May. 19, 2008 | 9:37 PM Jimtopia says:

BTW, one more thing; I heard you were going to Comic-Con this year, is this true? If so, I hope I see ya there, cuz I'm going too! :)

May. 19, 2008 | 10:43 PM AlmightyHans responds:

yes i'm going


May. 19, 2008 | 11:27 PM TheCriminalDuder says:

Do you smoke just cigerattes? :3
Also, hawt interview. ^^

May. 19, 2008 | 11:31 PM AlmightyHans responds:

i'm buying a wooden pipe soon


May. 20, 2008 | 2:41 AM Emaantje says:

Ben jij toevallig een Nederlander?

May. 20, 2008 | 3:10 AM AlmightyHans responds:

"Are you a Dutchman coincidence?" No

Updated: May. 20, 2008, 4:37 AM

May. 20, 2008 | 3:34 AM Gerkinman says:

Awww, looked like i missed all the action.


May. 20, 2008 | 7:00 AM Radioactive24 says:

Aw, I missed all the cigarettes :c


May. 20, 2008 | 11:10 AM OdHero says:

Oh hell no..... are critics going to be labelled as Rtil minions :( That sucks.

Good interview though beside that. I listened to all of them and enjoyed them, but I find Rina Chan's question very biased to the video game side of these flash artists, rather than emcompassing all their works.

May. 21, 2008 | 10:33 PM AlmightyHans responds:

no, i didn't mean critics, i myself am a critic, silly. I meant the people who literally follow rtil and bother other artists with spam crap about how much of a "sell-out" someone might be because of certain submissions.

I think Rina did a good job. and i think maybe you're being to biased against video game parodies in any way possible. At least, that's the vibe i'm getting from you.


May. 23, 2008 | 12:25 AM klaw224 says:

I made the logo for behind the flash :D so you better *i cant say bad words* freakin look at the pod casts or else >:(


May. 24, 2008 | 2:55 AM furbiesmustdie says:

back on the subject. you're not doing it's halo thing anymore?

May. 24, 2008 | 7:29 AM AlmightyHans responds:

nope

Jump to Entry: [ 11223 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 296295 ]