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a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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ONE SHOT COMIC IS IN THE STORE

Posted by AlmightyHans - February 20th, 2009


Check it out! It's done! Finished! Complete! And ready for you to get your hands on them while supplies last!

ARTISTS:

Alex Warble: cover
Julio C. Lopes
Kevin Barrios
Jose Ortiz
Chris Gianelloni
Diana Laino
Dan Berry
Nathan Malone
Oscar Diaz
Luis Castanon
Hans Van Harken
Nathanial Milburn
Michael Swain
Steven Bryant
Alyssa Zevallos
Tyler Naugle
Ola Olsen Lysgaard
Jarred JohnsonTyler Copes
Richard Sun
Corey Griffin
Vincent Charrot
Joe Sparrow
Ansel Matson Lies

Reviews have spilled! Artists all over say "YOU GOT ONE SHOT TO GET 'ONE SHOT'!"

read the following!

"I never thought it'd be the day I'd find so many artists all surpass me in every art skill I contain in just one book. I'm gonna off myself, Mates!"
-Adam Philips

"I didn't think that German Fag would actually finish, Mate."
-Ross O'Donnavan

"WWWOOOOAAAAAGGGHRGHVDVJDBVHDV"
-Egoraptor

"boo. no entiendo el ingles."
-Luis

"I'm buying one cause I want to have the pleasure of shooting something as close to inhumanly cool as this."
-Krinkels

-Tomamoto
"yeh..."

"fuck off Hans"
-Stamper

and best of all, the picture below shows that RTIL and KIRBOPHER approve!

ONE SHOT COMIC IS IN THE STORE


Comments

Funny you should mention, just ordered mine not even 5 minutes ago :D

I shall buy it and call it squishy!

rtil has never looked better

"dammit fluff, i was gonna heal you!"
"ya, right!"

"tank!"
"where's fluff?"
"i'm halfway to the safe room! you guys are on your own!"

LOL!

Holy crap it's Kirbopher! Wait...

ya im a dick sometimes in left 4 dead. i guess it was only fair that that hunter got me ten feet from the safe room.

I agree with Stamper.

:D !

>:c Why wasnt I told of this? I wanted in >:C

Oh my fucking god that puppet is amazing.

it was a major bitch to make, lot's of love went into it.

Can I see a list of all the artists that contributed? I might consider buying it if I like the line-up of artists.

I bought one but it's not here yet.

I'm kidding, I didn't buy one.

I'm kidding again, I might buy one.

I bought one.

dude thanks! your on my top ten brits of the year!

For the love of god bring that to SDCC so I can talk with it.

that'd be awesome!

make a puppet of me next

yeah! lets just do have a puppet orgy! :3

i <3 Hans

The tag line for your wonderful comic suckered me in. I bought 2 in case it actually becomes a collector's item so I can actually still have one to read and another to keep sealed in a little baggy and protected more than any of my other possessions. You have successfully made me a full-fledged loser AND nerd.

well don't feel down, every purchase is support for the possibility of my comic book company thriving and perhaps the future of some really awesome content! In the end, buyers are getting more back. Hell that's what sold me into buying tankmen figures dick wielding unicorns and t shirts. Kinda feels good for the cause having the notion of being a part of keeping things going.

rtil is actually an uberkid!

$15?
Aw man I wanted one so bad...
My grandma promised to buy me one if it was under $10...
oh well...
I'll just save up...

~ProfessorKatz

I will buy it on the condition that you makes a real Halo part 2 lolz

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