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"I never thought it'd be the day I'd find so many artists all surpass me in every art skill I contain in just one book. I'm gonna off myself, Mates!"
-Adam Philips

"I didn't think that German Fag would actually finish, Mate."
-Ross O'Donnavan

"WWWOOOOAAAAAGGGHRGHVDVJDBVHDV"
-Egoraptor

"boo. no entiendo el ingles."
-Luis

"I'm buying one cause I want to have the pleasure of shooting something as close to inhumanly cool as this."
-Krinkels

-Tomamoto
"yeh..."

"fuck off Hans"
-Stamper

and best of all, the picture below shows that RTIL and KIRBOPHER approve!

Updated: 02/23/09 8:55 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

51 Comments

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:03 PM Mexifry says:

rofl.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:03 PM MrKrysis says:

Funny you should mention, just ordered mine not even 5 minutes ago :D

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:04 PM just2pale says:

I shall buy it and call it squishy!

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:07 PM Oney says:

rtil has never looked better

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:10 PM Bug says:

id like to at least see one page before buying this thing where the preview MATE

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:11 PM AlmightyHans responds:

the preview at the store.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:12 PM Bug says:

is very vague!

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:14 PM fluffkomix says:

"dammit fluff, i was gonna heal you!"
"ya, right!"

"tank!"
"where's fluff?"
"i'm halfway to the safe room! you guys are on your own!"

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:15 PM AlmightyHans responds:

LOL!

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:14 PM cantflyman says:

Holy crap it's Kirbopher! Wait...

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:17 PM fluffkomix says:

ya im a dick sometimes in left 4 dead. i guess it was only fair that that hunter got me ten feet from the safe room.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:18 PM TehSlapHappy says:

I agree with Stamper.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:28 PM AlmightyHans responds:

:D !

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:20 PM Gonzossm says:

>:c Why wasnt I told of this? I wanted in >:C

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:23 PM Kirbopher says:

Oh my fucking god that puppet is amazing.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:27 PM AlmightyHans responds:

it was a major bitch to make, lot's of love went into it.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:23 PM friedrice00 says:

Can I see a list of all the artists that contributed? I might consider buying it if I like the line-up of artists.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:24 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

I bought one but it's not here yet.

I'm kidding, I didn't buy one.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:25 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

I'm kidding again, I might buy one.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:29 PM BoMToons says:

I bought one.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:54 PM AlmightyHans responds:

dude thanks! your on my top ten brits of the year!

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:36 PM Kirbopher says:

For the love of god bring that to SDCC so I can talk with it.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:53 PM AlmightyHans responds:

that'd be awesome!

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:37 PM Bug says:

you just dont understand when you rape a puppet it just doesnt get raped

it dies

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:53 PM AlmightyHans responds:

jesus, lol!

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:41 PM HotDiggedyDemon says:

make a puppet of me next

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:53 PM AlmightyHans responds:

yeah! lets just do have a puppet orgy! :3

Feb. 20, 2009 | 7:50 PM jtm17 says:

i <3 Hans

Feb. 20, 2009 | 8:03 PM Blahguy says:

The tag line for your wonderful comic suckered me in. I bought 2 in case it actually becomes a collector's item so I can actually still have one to read and another to keep sealed in a little baggy and protected more than any of my other possessions. You have successfully made me a full-fledged loser AND nerd.

Feb. 20, 2009 | 8:26 PM AlmightyHans responds:

well don't feel down, every purchase is support for the possibility of my comic book company thriving and perhaps the future of some really awesome content! In the end, buyers are getting more back. Hell that's what sold me into buying tankmen figures dick wielding unicorns and t shirts. Kinda feels good for the cause having the notion of being a part of keeping things going.

Updated: Feb. 20, 2009, 8:26 PM

Feb. 20, 2009 | 8:31 PM Brundaty says:

Sounds hawt. Give me a copy! :D

I mean-- I'll BUY a copy

Feb. 20, 2009 | 10:01 PM Griffonzo67 says:

rtil is actually an uberkid!

Feb. 20, 2009 | 10:20 PM K0Nx says:

$15?
Aw man I wanted one so bad...
My grandma promised to buy me one if it was under $10...
oh well...
I'll just save up...

~ProfessorKatz

Feb. 20, 2009 | 10:39 PM TheReno says:

I will buy it on the condition that you makes a real Halo part 2 lolz

Feb. 20, 2009 | 10:39 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

puppet pal clem you sure look...SEXY...in those jeans

thanks puppet pal mitch, you also look....hot in your jeans

Feb. 20, 2009 | 11:13 PM sir5000 says:

Nice Kirb puppet. I'm pretty sure his nose juts out more, though...

Feb. 20, 2009 | 11:52 PM Flee says:

Can't wait to get it!

Feb. 20, 2009 | 11:54 PM Fawx says:

THE MISADVENTURES OF RYAN NIOSI: CHAPTER 1

rtil: "pokemon!"
kirbopher: "lolrandom!"

the end.

Feb. 21, 2009 | 2:05 AM deevvon says:

I have absolutely no idea how proud you are at this moment, please tell me.

Fuck, yeah.

Feb. 21, 2009 | 2:06 AM deevvon says:

PS:

One small step for man, one giant leap into, money.

For the last time.

Fuck, yeah.

Feb. 21, 2009 | 4:31 AM kairyublack says:

God damn it Hans I spent all my money on SF IV

Feb. 21, 2009 | 6:51 AM killaboy69 says:

Lol egoraptor review

Feb. 21, 2009 | 6:54 AM super-sense says:

When I am sure I have enough money to buy this I will. Though when I do I'm probably gonna read it, and not keep it locked away in some air tight, light proof baggy. It will also be my first ever comic book I've bought! (Simpsons magazine and Jackie Chan adventures don't count).

Feb. 21, 2009 | 6:42 PM AlmightyHans responds:

yeah no, please read it. hell i have a good bunch of comics, but i just keep them in plastic cases so they don't get damaged and i can keep reading them. ;)

Feb. 21, 2009 | 7:12 AM RubberNinja says:

I never said that.

But I probably would've.

Feb. 21, 2009 | 9:04 AM MindChamber says:

haha perfect bowl cut

Feb. 21, 2009 | 12:24 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

poopies

Feb. 22, 2009 | 2:58 AM DanWandin says:

Sweet, another comic I can add to my collection of comic books that I blow my load on, up until now I've only had 1...

And I'm running out of pages.

Feb. 26, 2009 | 4:37 PM Yhtomit says:

Ok, my two biggest questions are:

When's the next one?
and
Where do I sign up?

Feb. 26, 2009 | 4:49 PM sucho says:

i just got it today! i immediately opened, read, and smeared it all over my naked self before putting it delicately back into its clear envelope with the stamped cardboard backing.
i'm assuming you're gonna print more issues right? how can other artists get in on thiz bitch?

Feb. 28, 2009 | 8:04 PM SaintHippie says:

I broke down and got it. My Favorite comic has to be the one done by Jarred Johnson it made me laugh. P.22
-Also in the bottom left of p.22 it is spelled Jared but in the back where all the credits are its spelled Jarred. Maybe I found the first misprint?

Mar. 3, 2009 | 10:00 PM deevvon says:

Have a good time in Amsterdam! I saw your name on the list.

You should have everyone sign a copy of One Shot this time, haha.

Mar. 14, 2009 | 5:54 PM Revive says:

Yo ben je nederlander?

Mar. 15, 2009 | 11:50 AM Engineer909 says:

Time for a new post?

Mar. 15, 2009 | 2:42 PM barbiegoesbad says:

I want a Hans huggggg!

Well you're back in The US so you can add me on Facebook, yes? :P

Mar. 17, 2009 | 6:05 AM W-P-S says:

Did you make that puppet yourself btw?
If so, may I ask which material you used?

Mar. 19, 2009 | 10:08 PM Screch says:

I'm German too

Mar. 22, 2009 | 9:50 PM friedrice00 says:

thanks for posting the list of artists, it looks like a very talented group!

Mar. 23, 2009 | 8:07 PM zeromous says:

'm just so curious about how your career started as an online voice actor/ flash artist ect. I find it pretty interesting that you are able to make a (in my opinion) random plot make so much sense, but not only that, you make it god damn hilarious. I'm inspired by you greatly, so do you mind if I study your work? I"M NOT COPYING IT! I'm just studying it. Feel free to say no, as I completely understand. I just hope to be as successful as you some day. Sorry if that sounded kind of gay. I just thought it was the right thing to do to ask you.