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Similar to tom's "The Day Keanu Stood Still". I want to make a collab of a bunch of newgrounds users with their faces pressed against the scanner to a song. I have a few songs in mind but i want it to be a surprise what song i use when it comes out. It's a VERY simple concept for a collab but honestly, i think it'll be fun to see it done.

what I'll need"

-ONE scan of your face in jpeg/png. make sure you choose a good one. have your image not be so big, cause i'll need to resize it in flash and it will get pixeled. the screen will be 700x600 so basically, any size that can fit in those proportions.
-your newgrounds username. also, make the name of your file you username as written in your ng url. example: almightyhans.newgrounds.com
-that's it!

THERE IS NO DUE DATE YET! MANY SPOTS STILL OPEN!!!

pm me all this info.
-HVH

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Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:18 PM RubberNinja says:

Maybe I'll scan my face when I'm visitting you in San Fransisco lmao.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:20 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

I wondered how you made that user image. It looks cool, I'll try to join the collab but I think I'll have to go to the library to do it. Hopefully I can be a sneaky snake and I wont get in trouble :O!!!!

And I just have to say The Ballad of CrippleKane was FUCKING AWESOME.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:24 PM therealanimator says:

i AM so in!

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:29 PM Sausau says:

You look like Christian Bale in your pic !

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:42 PM yayman223 says:

AM I COOL ENOUGH TO BE IN IT?

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:43 PM sucho says:

that was a truly excellent movie. i just woke up from passing out after a spaghetti western marathon so maybe i'm in a particularly good mindset for it, but that style was dead on. i also liked that the ennio score chosen was from For a Few Dollars More. i always thought that was the best.

and damn you for making fun collabs that i can have no part in.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:01 PM AlmightyHans responds:

lol awww :P

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:45 PM Aryk says:

Aww I wish I had a working scanner.

And I loved your movie. It had a great style to it.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:50 PM matvei says:

People can't go blind from staring into the scanner right? I think it's a rouse.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:01 PM AlmightyHans responds:

i've done it numerous times, i'm fine. i think as long as it aint those big ones in public libraries and stuff.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:52 PM Sleaze says:

Damn, now I need a scanner.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 3:52 PM NubztheSneak says:

I am a bit of a scanner artist myself, this should be fun!

Jun. 29, 2009 | 4:08 PM maxvm says:

If we send the requirements by private message, how do we get an image to you?

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:02 PM AlmightyHans responds:

host it on some site and post the link.

Updated: Jun. 29, 2009, 5:02 PM

Jun. 29, 2009 | 4:23 PM DanMasterFlash says:

The fuck? When I tried this idea I was outright rejected.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:02 PM AlmightyHans responds:

you tried this idea?

Jun. 29, 2009 | 4:28 PM FrozenFire says:

Ill try. :]

Jun. 29, 2009 | 4:28 PM Toblorone says:

Lol this sounds fun i'll give it a twirl.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 4:41 PM fede1920 says:

nice

Jun. 29, 2009 | 4:47 PM Wasim says:

lmao man nah i wont show my face on NEWGROUNDS come on its NEWGROUNDS for christ sake :/

Jun. 29, 2009 | 4:54 PM Kyaztro says:

I will do it as I have a scanner and a face

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:10 PM subzerowins says:

im gonna do it, finally i will do soemthing for the community yaaaay

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:15 PM subzerowins says:

Maybe not...hmmm :/

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:19 PM SeethingSwarm says:

Sounds like a pretty cool collab and my face rules! If I can get my head on a scanner soon enough, I'll send you a pm. Otherwise, good luck with it... oh, and it seems like The Ballad of Cripple Kane has got the highest all-time score here on NG, or second at least. It hasn't gone to the list yet though, dunno why, but CONGRATS!

- SeethingSwarm

(PandaBearKitten in the comment below me is one sad and lonely attention-seeking bastard, hope this was enough for the little fella...)

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:37 PM nathanielmilburn says:

If I remember I'll do one tonight :)

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:51 PM Glunnator says:

Sounds fun, but I'm too lazy even to get the scanner from downstairs... huh.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 5:54 PM IDuDe says:

I think scanning our cocks & balls would be more appropriate for a NG collab...

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:08 PM Flee says:

yes i will

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:09 PM beenman19 says:

Can I link you through Facebook to my picture?

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:12 PM AlmightyHans responds:

as long as i can get your picture some how and put it in the movie.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:14 PM beenman19 says:

Yeah you can put it on to your desktop from FB.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:16 PM cHunter says:

Too bad I'm not a reg. :(

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:32 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

On second thought I don't know if I want to go blind

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:32 PM beenman19 says:

Could we talk on Skype?

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:37 PM DanMasterFlash says:

I have tried this idea before. People just said no. :l But i'd be more than happy to particiapte in yours. :D

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:41 PM vtxpeter95 says:

So can i like scan my dick? lol

Jun. 29, 2009 | 7:00 PM AlmightyHans responds:

hmmm... nah.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:52 PM SamIam says:

Sounds awesome!

Jun. 29, 2009 | 6:58 PM therealanimator says:

can your picture be a jpeg of yourself instead of a scan?

Jun. 29, 2009 | 7:00 PM AlmightyHans responds:

the whole point is to make a weird face pressed against the glass of a scanner.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 7:12 PM Madanimation says:

I'd love to take part in this.
I'll try and get my fave scanned ASAP :P

Jun. 29, 2009 | 7:13 PM The-EXP says:

Done, where do I send it PLZ

Jun. 30, 2009 | 2:54 AM AlmightyHans responds:

host it on an image hosting site and pm me the link. make sure the file is named your NG screenname

Jun. 29, 2009 | 7:34 PM molkman says:

Isn't it painful to the eyes to scan your face? :S

Jun. 30, 2009 | 2:53 AM AlmightyHans responds:

no? not if you do it a lot over and over. you dont NEED to have your eyes open anyway

Jun. 29, 2009 | 8:20 PM beenman19 says:

Did you get my picture and did it work?

Jun. 30, 2009 | 2:53 AM AlmightyHans responds:

yup

Jun. 29, 2009 | 8:40 PM IamWeird33 says:

Well I'm in.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 9:10 PM Brundaty says:

How do you come up with this stuff Hans? How?

Well, now I know where your profile picture came from I guess.

Jun. 30, 2009 | 2:53 AM AlmightyHans responds:

you bet!

Jun. 29, 2009 | 9:41 PM Orange-Moai says:

Do you want us to resize the picture to 700x600 ourselves,
or would you rather resize it by yourself?

Jun. 30, 2009 | 2:52 AM AlmightyHans responds:

not to that size, thats just the max width and the max length anything that would fit int that square works

Jun. 29, 2009 | 9:58 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

Hans van FARTEN XD

Jun. 30, 2009 | 2:52 AM AlmightyHans responds:

someone was bound to say that...

Jun. 29, 2009 | 10:08 PM Emanhattan says:

I will slam my face into that thing before you know it!

Jun. 30, 2009 | 2:51 AM AlmightyHans responds:

:D !!!!

Jun. 29, 2009 | 10:12 PM Sterance says:

ballad of cripple kane was pretty fucking sweet. I loved the animation style and how parts of the action followed the song. Good fucking work man.

also, the animation style reminded me of samurai jack.

Jun. 29, 2009 | 10:44 PM Homocidicle says:

don't that hurt yur eyes?

Jun. 30, 2009 | 2:50 AM AlmightyHans responds:

not necessarily. it's like staring at the sun. you can look at it but for too long its bad. if you scan your face 50 times in a row im sure it'd screw it up. but you dont need to have your eyes open :P

Jun. 29, 2009 | 11:08 PM Captain-Ben says:

lol at my old work all of us have portraits that we did with out scanner, too bad we didn't save any of the images :(

Jun. 29, 2009 | 11:20 PM Jeinu says:

always with the great color choices of course

and using that ol' wilhelm scream is always a plus

Jun. 30, 2009 | 12:03 AM carbonwater says:

Best idea ever.

Jun. 30, 2009 | 12:19 AM FighterPilotFox says:

Lol, I can try, but I don't know for sure if I can get my dad's scanner in time - what's the deadline?

Jun. 30, 2009 | 12:20 AM robocarnage says:

where does i send it to, O Hans?

Jul. 3, 2009 | 2:55 PM AlmightyHans responds:

did you read the whole post? it's not a long one.

Jun. 30, 2009 | 3:07 PM Gojiralph says:

Oh you've changed the rules since I sent mine, does that mean I have to resend it?

Jul. 3, 2009 | 2:56 PM AlmightyHans responds:

nah

Jun. 30, 2009 | 4:26 PM SprintT says:

God I remember when you showed me the first few frames of that movie. I must admit I was woried about a lack of plot, but you did it. Congrats.

Jun. 30, 2009 | 4:34 PM BEC3 says:

I did mine as a side view because that was the easiest way for me to lean over the junk next to my scanner. Will that work?

Also, I love Spaghetti Westerns and I loved The Ballad of Cripple Kane. Keep up the good work!

Jun. 30, 2009 | 10:31 PM Orange-Moai says:

Did mine work? I can resize the original copy if you need me to.

Jul. 1, 2009 | 3:53 AM Stibby says:

Haha, I like this idea.
I'm totally down.
I'll take my pic asap.

btw.
I should hopefully be going to comic con, I'll let you know though.

Jul. 1, 2009 | 5:25 AM Scribbler says:

Can I just press my face against a window and take a picture?

Jul. 3, 2009 | 2:57 PM AlmightyHans responds:

um, good point, but i think scanner would be preferred.

Jul. 1, 2009 | 8:47 AM ForNoReason says:

Great idea! Did you get mine?

Jul. 1, 2009 | 12:47 PM mrRedux says:

Errr...
HOW do I send my scan faces to you?
I want you to choose the best one!

Jul. 1, 2009 | 4:55 PM willymarra says:

i can help you whit your collab if you want, i leave you my e-mail is "marra_oz@hotmail.com" to give you my pic. post me plz..

Jul. 2, 2009 | 12:29 AM 7794 says:

I would scan now but, it would wake everyone up.

Jul. 2, 2009 | 6:49 AM Rutger says:

I'd do it, but doesn't it damage your eyes?

Jul. 2, 2009 | 9:47 AM BritishMoose says:

I miss you, babe.

Jul. 3, 2009 | 2:57 PM AlmightyHans responds:

haha! me too... :(

Jul. 2, 2009 | 11:24 AM SevenSeize says:

Apparently I've been under a rock, because I just found your flash. I watched a ton of them this morning, and decided you are now my most favorite flash artist ever.

Jul. 3, 2009 | 2:57 PM AlmightyHans responds:

wow, thanks!

Jul. 4, 2009 | 11:28 PM Zyphonee says:

I wish I had a scanner.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 10:27 PM Zyphonee says:

So... I'm guessing, only the preeties ones get co-authored right? Dang, even if I did have a scanner...

Jul. 13, 2009 | 2:48 AM AlmightyHans responds:

i wont coauthor anyone, there will be way too many people.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 8:55 PM neoflame1 says:

So isn't there a potential to go... blind?

Jul. 13, 2009 | 2:47 AM AlmightyHans responds:

nah