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The Faces of Newgrounds Collab!

Posted by AlmightyHans Jul. 14, 2009 @ 5:33 PM EDT

"The Faces of Newgrounds"

the collaboration is turning out to look like a lot of fun. however i chose a pretty long song and i need lots more faces for it. Just in case you didnt catch my previous post. rules are:

-you have to have a scanner
-you have to have a face
-you have to be a newgrounds user
-make a weird face pressed against the scanner
-name your file your NG username
-upload the file on imageshack.us and pm me the link

Been getting lots of people in on this. I'll put a list:

big-johnny-13
bug
KwikToon
lawnbaby
idude
dicool27
fornoreason
frozenfire
ediblecastle
kyaztro
paperbat
pawlakt
radioactive24
samiam
the-exp
Toblorone
j8czs8
flee
lexmarkaio
nathanielmilburn
Orange-moai
trottimus
buzzwerd
MoeJoe122
mrRedux
beenman19
AlmightyHans
TheBoogley
Oney
Scribbler
Tystarr
SuperLaserBeamPanda
Homicidicle
SPace
bob
Neoflame1
7794
IamWeird33
TomFulp
Stupid_Gir
catoblepas
assassin223
carbonwater
chookchuckley
magicalmonkeyguy
middlefingerrings
vincoid
supersense

i could use a lot more, cause it's quite fast cutting and it's quite a long song. plus, with a project like this. the more the merrier. spread the word. as long as you got a scanner, it's really not much effort to contribute to this collab.

*update* as for coauthoring, i'm not sure how ill be doing it for sure yet. but for now, i'm not coauthoring anyone except the programmer who will help make the pause/play, account links, and other stuff. I might do something like coauthoring he funniest faces, but that's sort of relative and unfair, there's just so many people in on this.

[I WILL BE UPDATING THIS POST SO COME BACK TO IT OR PM ME FOR QUESTIONS]

-HVH

p.s. only scan your face. i've received a scan of someone's balls. not pleasant. not at all. you're not allowed to enter if you do.

Updated: 07/16/09 5:56 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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101 Comments

Jul. 14, 2009 | 5:38 PM Luis says:

Old man McScrotum Face


Jul. 14, 2009 | 5:39 PM Lagamuffin says:

Not very good sportsmanship...


Jul. 14, 2009 | 5:42 PM Aryk says:

ERROR - No user "j8czs8" exists in our system.

Jul. 14, 2009 | 5:45 PM AlmightyHans responds:

i just copied and pasted the screen names as they sent it to me.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 5:51 PM TheBoogley says:

balls sound funny, but in reality they're just icky, yeah?


Jul. 14, 2009 | 5:52 PM TURDO says:

Can I ass rape you?


Jul. 14, 2009 | 5:54 PM TURDO says:

was it tomfulps balls?


Jul. 14, 2009 | 5:56 PM Scuzzfest says:

Fuck I'd do this if I had a scanner. D:


Jul. 14, 2009 | 6:04 PM FrozenFire says:

Lmao at the balls.

I was going to do my ass but I like you so I didn't want you to go blind. :P


Jul. 14, 2009 | 6:16 PM IamWeird33 says:

This is turning out well.
Do the ten funniest faces get co-authored?

Jul. 14, 2009 | 6:19 PM AlmightyHans responds:

actually i'll update that about coauthring


Jul. 14, 2009 | 6:19 PM Five-Iron says:

Too Busy for a collab :P


Jul. 14, 2009 | 6:20 PM zrb says:

LOL.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 6:21 PM Mexifry says:

i might do this.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 6:38 PM MrScriblam says:

what the fuck i sent you one too!!!

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:46 PM AlmightyHans responds:

yeah i'm trying to update the list as much as I can, you're definitely in. just be patient. :)


Jul. 14, 2009 | 6:45 PM super-sense says:

I'll see if I can use my dad's scanner tomorrow. You don't have to be massively known to enter do ya?

Jul. 14, 2009 | 6:52 PM AlmightyHans responds:

nope.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 6:45 PM Zeppelin562 says:

...that was some very poor sportsmanship in my opinion


Jul. 14, 2009 | 6:56 PM K0Nx says:

I may join


Jul. 14, 2009 | 7:05 PM StupidGir says:

IM ON THE LIST!

Yay! ^_^


Jul. 14, 2009 | 7:06 PM nathanielmilburn says:

yeah i wouldn't coauthor anyone cept the people putting it together

coauthoring people with the best faces sounds weird

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:46 PM AlmightyHans responds:

thanks what i'm thinking.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 7:14 PM MiddleFingerRings says:

I just sent mine, looks like Imageshack auto-resizes them. Oh well.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 7:16 PM Atgod88 says:

Whose balls did you get?


Jul. 14, 2009 | 7:18 PM SkoolCool says:

Hope it doesn't melt my eyeballs during the scanning :D


Jul. 14, 2009 | 7:30 PM Starogre says:

dude that was mah nose

i dont have a scanner i would if i could


Jul. 14, 2009 | 7:37 PM IamWeird33 says:

What kind of programming do you need?


Jul. 14, 2009 | 7:42 PM biskits says:

That was BATANTLY robbed from this lol http://www.faceyourpockets.com/index1 .html

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:47 PM AlmightyHans responds:

i've never heard of this. so it couldn't have been 'robbed'.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 7:52 PM Andrewboy895 says:

I'm in. Can I have my tongue sticking out?

Jul. 14, 2009 | 8:48 PM AlmightyHans responds:

you can basically whatever you want with your face


Jul. 14, 2009 | 8:09 PM The-EXP says:

theexp.newgrounds.com doesnt exist...

Don't forget that dash in the final version :p

the-exp ;)

Jul. 14, 2009 | 8:47 PM AlmightyHans responds:

okay :)


Jul. 14, 2009 | 8:23 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

I won't be able to scan my face until around Friday. Is that probably going to be too late?

Jul. 14, 2009 | 8:47 PM AlmightyHans responds:

no due date yet


Jul. 14, 2009 | 8:25 PM Magical-Zorse says:

I'll see if I can get my scanner to work


Jul. 14, 2009 | 8:48 PM Emanhattan says:

lmfao balls are funnpy


Jul. 14, 2009 | 8:56 PM JakBaronKing says:

OH....at imageshack.us

(your last post didn't really define where to post the image)


Jul. 14, 2009 | 9:25 PM Techno says:

im in give me a day or 2


Jul. 14, 2009 | 9:44 PM Radioactive24 says:

That is hilarious from my viewpoint, but probably not from yours.

To be honest though, I was expecting an ass, not balls though.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 9:47 PM CrazyKungFuPug says:

can i draw on my face? i mean like completely cover my face with marker and shit

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:48 PM AlmightyHans responds:

you can do whatever you want, be creative.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 9:48 PM fede1920 says:

sounds cool , maybe i'll join

also hahaha balls


Jul. 14, 2009 | 10:03 PM Flee says:

flee_face is actually just flee, silly.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:48 PM AlmightyHans responds:

sorry, already fixed. :)


Jul. 14, 2009 | 10:31 PM VidGameDude says:

Are you serious?

some one....actually had the immaturity level of a chimp to scan his.....balls?

no surprise......Everything by everyone...i suppose......lol

Jul. 14, 2009 | 11:44 PM AlmightyHans responds:

more like 90% of the population of the world is stupid. so just apply that to everything. newgrounds, politicians, hollywood, everything. so it shouldn't be a surprise with anything relating people.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 10:42 PM mrRedux says:

Will I one of the first faces or am I more closer to the end?

Jul. 14, 2009 | 11:42 PM AlmightyHans responds:

i'm mixing them all up honestly.


Jul. 15, 2009 | 12:05 AM peixeaquatico says:

this is strange

seems cool

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:49 PM AlmightyHans responds:

You know what would be cool? You in the project


Jul. 15, 2009 | 1:06 AM ChookChukley says:

For what it's worth, I hadn't uploaded anything to this website until about five minutes ago.


Jul. 15, 2009 | 1:19 AM captainwillies says:

done. and done


Jul. 15, 2009 | 2:09 AM Night-Mare says:

I'm in.


Jul. 15, 2009 | 2:54 AM MCSMstudios says:

Did they at least draw a face on their balls?

Jul. 15, 2009 | 6:32 AM AlmightyHans responds:

sadly no. it was blunt and grotesque


Jul. 15, 2009 | 3:03 AM JollySpace says:

Wait! You're a mod? Since when?

Jul. 15, 2009 | 6:32 AM AlmightyHans responds:

almost a month i think.


Jul. 15, 2009 | 5:05 AM WeirdoSpiral says:

WOOW, WHAT ARE ALL THOSE HEADS??
THESE ARE THE FACES OF NEWGROUNDS!
YOU MUST CONQUER EACH!


Jul. 15, 2009 | 6:46 AM Night-Mare says:

Boogleys twice, once with capitals, once without.

Nice work asshat. <3


Jul. 15, 2009 | 7:16 AM Luis says:

I agree with nathaniel. I think it would be weird to coauthor someone on teh basis of their scanned face. Some of us are ugly :(

But yea it should just be reserved for people putting the project together. I could never co-author 210 people for the sketchbook tour and people understand that so i just reserve it for people who did the gruntwork in putting the thing together.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:50 PM AlmightyHans responds:

yeah those are basically my thoughts and plans.


Jul. 15, 2009 | 10:28 AM Nogfish says:

ooh i'll do one!

I'm at school in baltimore so I think I'll have access to one on fridayyy

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:51 PM AlmightyHans responds:

well get access to one quick Mr nog... this collab needs you.


Jul. 15, 2009 | 11:00 AM VidGameDude says:

@Luis

well actually the initial plan is to co author top 5 best

so its not that weird if you put it in that sense = /

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:51 PM AlmightyHans responds:

well we'll see how it goes. that part of it is still way ahead in time. :P


Jul. 15, 2009 | 11:01 AM Krinkels says:

Damn, Wish I had a scanner. This should be hilarious.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:52 PM AlmightyHans responds:

no friends with scanners? who would maybe let you press your face in them?


Jul. 15, 2009 | 11:51 AM twilightparadox says:

you are a douchebag!
my ideal of you has been shattered; you weren't as mature as I thought you were after all

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:52 PM AlmightyHans responds:

who? what?


Jul. 15, 2009 | 12:02 PM ProjektCOG says:

I'll send mine as soon as I can


Jul. 15, 2009 | 1:04 PM SimonG says:

TheBoogley is listed twice.

Maybe I'll join?


Jul. 15, 2009 | 1:19 PM StupidGir says:

Im on the list twice, fyi...

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:53 PM AlmightyHans responds:

i'll fix these mistakes

Updated: Jul. 16, 2009, 5:53 PM

Jul. 15, 2009 | 1:24 PM Oney says:

sorry for scanning my balls it was all in good fun right


Jul. 15, 2009 | 2:08 PM MysticShinHanKu says:

Herrmm..there's a scanner in the lab where I work...perhaps I could if my co-worker doesn't think I'm crazy for sticking my head under the scanner lol

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:53 PM AlmightyHans responds:

jus make sure it isnt one of those big industrial ones. those are definitely dangerous
I'm talking about the ones people ahve at home, like, the ones built into printers.

Updated: Jul. 16, 2009, 5:54 PM

Jul. 15, 2009 | 2:38 PM Wasim says:

cani show my gluteus maximus


Jul. 15, 2009 | 2:39 PM Wasim says:

sadly i cant

but it would be cool if it was the gluteus maximus collab


Jul. 15, 2009 | 3:08 PM Fautzo says:

i think flee_face is flee. Just saying, since i know him pretty well.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:44 PM AlmightyHans responds:

oh... hm...


Jul. 15, 2009 | 3:44 PM neoflame1 says:

IM pretty stoked for this, original and clever. but what of those who dont have faces? who are we to shun our fellow freaks... i mean users

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:55 PM AlmightyHans responds:

if you dont have faces you cant join.


Jul. 15, 2009 | 3:46 PM neoflame1 says:

To add to my post, Not to mention being in a random lineup of pictures with Tom Fulp, IT SHALL BE EPIC


Jul. 15, 2009 | 4:08 PM OnyxCross says:

I'll join


Jul. 15, 2009 | 5:24 PM Afro-Ninja says:

I need to remember to do this

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:43 PM AlmightyHans responds:

yes you do


Jul. 15, 2009 | 6:08 PM BiffTheTimid says:

I told you not to tell people about that. In my email I told you that was a gift for you personally, not to be added to the collab. I'll just go find someone who appreciates my balls for what they are.

Though if my scanner gets fixed, I'll probably send something in.

Jul. 16, 2009 | 5:43 PM AlmightyHans responds:

I'm sorry biff. you know i appreciate your balls more than anyone. But I promise I won't be adding it to the collab...

I'm glad you're joining in on the fun :D


Jul. 15, 2009 | 6:09 PM Fautzo says:

also i sent it ya'know


Jul. 15, 2009 | 6:37 PM Homocidicle says:

wow, thanks for putting me in.


Jul. 16, 2009 | 8:56 PM CrazyKungFuPug says:

wait... can i put a pic of my lil brother? he is only like 10 and it would be cool

Jul. 16, 2009 | 9:40 PM AlmightyHans responds:

um, it'd be prefered if the newgrounds user scans his own face


Jul. 17, 2009 | 11:14 AM super-sense says:

What song are you using?

Jul. 19, 2009 | 6:56 PM AlmightyHans responds:

can't tell :3


Jul. 17, 2009 | 11:18 AM Andrewboy895 says:

I was practicing against a window with a mirror in front of it, and I had the stupidest idea for a face that I'm gonna do! =D


Jul. 17, 2009 | 8:32 PM AustinBreed says:

wish i could take part, but i dont have a scanner


Jul. 17, 2009 | 9:23 PM deckstore says:

CAN I SEE THE BALLS


Jul. 18, 2009 | 11:32 PM darklink2004 says:

I love the vids good job! all thumbs up!


Jul. 19, 2009 | 10:22 AM SkullsNSkate says:

Can I still join? It'll take me like, five seconds to do. Lol.

Jul. 19, 2009 | 6:57 PM AlmightyHans responds:

yes


Jul. 19, 2009 | 10:53 AM HyperGumba says:

Someone´s balls? How pathetic >:D


Jul. 19, 2009 | 12:45 PM chubbthehippo says:

Im in save me a spot :o


Jul. 19, 2009 | 1:35 PM EJR says:

I'll participate whenever I get a chance to use my scanner. This looks enjoyable.


Jul. 19, 2009 | 10:26 PM Emanhattan says:

it is very VERY hard to fullfill my duty of scanning my face when my family organizes randomn meetings im forced to go and waste enormous ammounts of time

:(

OH WELL TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY RIGHT


Jul. 19, 2009 | 10:28 PM Emanhattan says:

(that doesnt mean I wont scan my balls! wait another day ;D)


Jul. 20, 2009 | 1:36 PM ughanation says:

Cool I sent in my piece. :D


Jul. 21, 2009 | 8:00 AM Alienslushie says:

And, yet... no mention of anything against scaning of the ass or the ass of thyne neighbour...


Jul. 21, 2009 | 9:00 PM Emanhattan says:

I GOT IT

Im sending you these things as we speak!


Jul. 22, 2009 | 1:08 AM EJR says:

Does it have to be color, or could it just be black and white? And can we do multiple images to try and fill more spots for the song?


Jul. 22, 2009 | 6:20 AM SimonG says:

I've sent mine.


Jul. 22, 2009 | 12:33 PM EJR says:

nevermind. I got the answers for my questions. :|


Jul. 23, 2009 | 1:38 PM StupidGir says:

Also, for my name, there is no _. Can you fix that?

(But like anyone would go to my profile anyway...)


Jul. 25, 2009 | 8:44 AM madnessday2006 says:

hey... add me :))


Jul. 25, 2009 | 7:57 PM ShenronSP says:

I think in his own way the guy who sent you the balls was just trying to please you.


Jul. 25, 2009 | 11:19 PM StupidGir says:

How many more people do you need and when is this thing coming out?


Jul. 28, 2009 | 2:06 AM SonicFoxStrk says:

didja get mine?
ah watever can't wait


Jul. 28, 2009 | 11:42 AM PRIME45664 says:

I sent mine, but it was resized when I put it on image shack.

By the way, do you have any plans to make another comic collab, I missed out on the first one...


Jul. 31, 2009 | 9:22 AM gaiushenzon says:

where is the old man mcscrotum face?


Aug. 1, 2009 | 2:29 PM Brundaty says:

I feel bad that I can't be a part of this :(

I have a scanner, but it's isn't set up and shit. But I know this collab will be a hit so I'll just be glad to be able to watch it.

Good luck sir :)


Aug. 1, 2009 | 2:29 PM Brundaty says:

And the whole balls thing is just completely vulgar.
I do not approve of such actions.


Aug. 3, 2009 | 5:11 AM TehSlapHappy says:

i can't find my scanner disc.

wut do i do?

:(


Aug. 3, 2009 | 6:25 AM iscrulz says:

Can it be my 4 inch penis instead.


Aug. 3, 2009 | 11:28 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

oh i almost forgot about this; i'll send you a scan tomorrow


Aug. 7, 2009 | 12:28 AM BinaryGuy says:

Don't make it without me! I'm getting my scanner going!!



Aug. 10, 2009 | 1:34 AM neoflame1 says:

Bah hurry up! i want to see everyone's smiling faces


Aug. 15, 2009 | 3:17 PM Twilight says:

D: CAN I BE IN IT


Aug. 20, 2009 | 7:57 AM 10JD says:

lol ballls :#

awyway ill do this when i get home :D


Aug. 22, 2009 | 8:47 PM Killerkb says:

Glad you like my entry. Good luck with this man.

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