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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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FACES OF NG COLLAB, NATH MILBURN HAS NEWS, MADNESS DAY SUBMISSION!

Posted by AlmightyHans - September 25th, 2009


No, sadly i'm not dead.

I just started going to the Academy of Arts University in San Francisco, where I'm majoring in film directing, and boy is school making me it's bitch! So much so, to the point where it just didn't let me finish this little madness experiment on time for madness week. There is no way in hell I'd be able to finish it on time so i submitted it now :(

check out my madness day submission...

Nathanial Milburn wanted me to help him whore out his twin brother's project so check this out too!

AS FOR THE FACES OF NEWGROUNDS COLLABORATION.

i made a bad call on the cutting short the list of submissions. Yes, I'm still working on that. it's easy, but tedious. I'll have that definitely done before the year ends. Just give me some time.

I probably still need about 20-30 more face scans for the collaboration! So, if you got a face, and you got a scanner, submit your image. However, you must follow the following (uh...) rules clearly and specifically. They aren't hard, they'll just make it easier for me to put it together, thus finishing sooner, thus not having a problem linking each scan to the user's account.

here are the rules:

1. must be resized to fit in a 700x600 screen. basically any square sized smaller than that is good.
2. the file name must be your username. BUT spell your username the way it's spelled in the link to your NG account.

EXAMPLE: my newgrounds user page link is: www.almightyhans.newgrounds.com therefore, my file name is: almightyhans.png

3. your file should be saved as .png, or .jpg (for quality purposes)
4. try to make the weirdest possible face. be creative
5. host your picture on www.imageshack.us and PM me the link to the file. I'll just drag and drop into flash from there.

THATS IT! 5 easy rules.

anyways. Happy Madness day, or Merry Madness Day, or whatever it is you say on Madness Day!

-HVH

picture below is at the london meet loving the castle crashers drinks...

FACES OF NG COLLAB, NATH MILBURN HAS NEWS, MADNESS DAY SUBMISSION!


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at least you're not dead, that's always good

not always.

nah it's always good, i love hans

and mexico hans

haha!

The only picture I can find where I'm doing a funny face also has a bunch of girls around me... would that count?

the point is to make a funny face with your face pressed against the scanner

What flavor are the drinks?

all kinds

you sure you're not dead cuz i heard u were dead bro

i don't know anymore.

i think its jolly ol' madness day. or "the day's bequeathed to the houring of madneth therein....o'ween" in the olde tongue. cya in two week if school hasn't killed you by then. and if so, well.... thanks for warning me :X

hoooray, hans and the CC-drinks ^____________________^

Academy of Arts University, geez, sounds expensive, really. hehe. But good luck on that though. I'm looking forward to see more of your great work.

The madness thing also looked very slick. Maby something you can finish for Madness day 2010? Who knows.

As for the FACES OF NG collab. I'm really looking forward to that one. I hope you can find the time, to work on it.

Cheers.

your scan is fucking amazing btw.

I SEND TO YOU MY PHOTO THE 13 OF SEPTEMBER :C

I'll see if I can connect my scanner to my computer and do something for ya ;)

Why were yo demodded? hacked?

not that i know of. i was demoded though. i think Wade was going through a sweep. it's understandable.

RIP

how is it your madness submission looks less finished than the updates you showed me? lol

haha, um. not sure.

You lie, we really know this is Hans' roommate typing this.

RIP Hans

dammit you got me.

Once I'm done being sick and my face isn't falling off I'll go use the scanner in the computer lab for this B)

okay

your madness submission is very cool

that's it...

Cool story bro.

Color Coded Tequilas?

Hahaha, thanks man.
I hope the 'flair' of my picture won't go away though, after you received about 20-30 more face scans.
But all in all, I can't fkn' wait till you'll release it, seriously.

And you better get back to Amsterdam again some day. Hehe.

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