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I just started going to the Academy of Arts University in San Francisco, where I'm majoring in film directing, and boy is school making me it's bitch! So much so, to the point where it just didn't let me finish this little madness experiment on time for madness week. There is no way in hell I'd be able to finish it on time so i submitted it now :(

check out my madness day submission...

Nathanial Milburn wanted me to help him whore out his twin brother's project so check this out too!

AS FOR THE FACES OF NEWGROUNDS COLLABORATION.

i made a bad call on the cutting short the list of submissions. Yes, I'm still working on that. it's easy, but tedious. I'll have that definitely done before the year ends. Just give me some time.

I probably still need about 20-30 more face scans for the collaboration! So, if you got a face, and you got a scanner, submit your image. However, you must follow the following (uh...) rules clearly and specifically. They aren't hard, they'll just make it easier for me to put it together, thus finishing sooner, thus not having a problem linking each scan to the user's account.

here are the rules:

1. must be resized to fit in a 700x600 screen. basically any square sized smaller than that is good.
2. the file name must be your username. BUT spell your username the way it's spelled in the link to your NG account.

EXAMPLE: my newgrounds user page link is: www.almightyhans.newgrounds.com therefore, my file name is: almightyhans.png

3. your file should be saved as .png, or .jpg (for quality purposes)
4. try to make the weirdest possible face. be creative
5. host your picture on www.imageshack.us and PM me the link to the file. I'll just drag and drop into flash from there.

THATS IT! 5 easy rules.

anyways. Happy Madness day, or Merry Madness Day, or whatever it is you say on Madness Day!

-HVH

picture below is at the london meet loving the castle crashers drinks...

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Sep. 25, 2009 | 4:26 AM nathanielmilburn says:

at least you're not dead, that's always good

Sep. 25, 2009 | 4:44 AM AlmightyHans responds:

not always.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 4:46 AM nathanielmilburn says:

nah it's always good, i love hans

Sep. 25, 2009 | 4:47 AM nathanielmilburn says:

and mexico hans

Sep. 25, 2009 | 10:48 AM AlmightyHans responds:

haha!

Sep. 25, 2009 | 5:06 AM Dylawrence says:

The only picture I can find where I'm doing a funny face also has a bunch of girls around me... would that count?

Sep. 25, 2009 | 10:48 AM AlmightyHans responds:

the point is to make a funny face with your face pressed against the scanner

Sep. 25, 2009 | 5:08 AM JakBaronKing says:

What flavor are the drinks?

Sep. 25, 2009 | 10:48 AM AlmightyHans responds:

all kinds

Sep. 25, 2009 | 5:50 AM rtil says:

you sure you're not dead cuz i heard u were dead bro

Sep. 25, 2009 | 10:48 AM AlmightyHans responds:

i don't know anymore.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 6:23 AM sucho says:

i think its jolly ol' madness day. or "the day's bequeathed to the houring of madneth therein....o'ween" in the olde tongue. cya in two week if school hasn't killed you by then. and if so, well.... thanks for warning me :X

Sep. 25, 2009 | 7:06 AM Rucklo says:

hoooray, hans and the CC-drinks ^____________________^

Sep. 25, 2009 | 7:10 AM Killerkb says:

Academy of Arts University, geez, sounds expensive, really. hehe. But good luck on that though. I'm looking forward to see more of your great work.

The madness thing also looked very slick. Maby something you can finish for Madness day 2010? Who knows.

As for the FACES OF NG collab. I'm really looking forward to that one. I hope you can find the time, to work on it.

Cheers.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 10:49 AM AlmightyHans responds:

your scan is fucking amazing btw.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 8:06 AM Hulalaoo says:

I SEND TO YOU MY PHOTO THE 13 OF SEPTEMBER :C

Sep. 25, 2009 | 8:14 AM JKAmovies says:

I'll see if I can connect my scanner to my computer and do something for ya ;)

Sep. 25, 2009 | 8:55 AM IamWeird33 says:

Why were yo demodded? hacked?

Sep. 25, 2009 | 10:50 AM AlmightyHans responds:

not that i know of. i was demoded though. i think Wade was going through a sweep. it's understandable.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 9:00 AM Luis says:

RIP

Sep. 25, 2009 | 9:20 AM MindChamber says:

how is it your madness submission looks less finished than the updates you showed me? lol

Sep. 25, 2009 | 10:50 AM AlmightyHans responds:

haha, um. not sure.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 10:12 AM Kevin says:

You lie, we really know this is Hans' roommate typing this.

RIP Hans

Sep. 25, 2009 | 10:51 AM AlmightyHans responds:

dammit you got me.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 11:25 AM ixintro says:

Once I'm done being sick and my face isn't falling off I'll go use the scanner in the computer lab for this B)

Sep. 25, 2009 | 11:53 AM AlmightyHans responds:

okay

Sep. 25, 2009 | 11:57 AM Coaly says:

your madness submission is very cool

that's it...

Sep. 25, 2009 | 3:18 PM RubberNinja says:

Cool story bro.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 4:21 PM max15946 says:

Color Coded Tequilas?

Sep. 25, 2009 | 4:21 PM Killerkb says:

Hahaha, thanks man.
I hope the 'flair' of my picture won't go away though, after you received about 20-30 more face scans.
But all in all, I can't fkn' wait till you'll release it, seriously.

And you better get back to Amsterdam again some day. Hehe.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 4:40 PM LazyMuffin says:

Fuck I gotta do that, I keep forgetting.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 8:47 PM AlmightyHans responds:

don't forget.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 4:44 PM beenman19 says:

Did mine make it in?

Sep. 25, 2009 | 8:47 PM AlmightyHans responds:

yes

Sep. 25, 2009 | 5:11 PM VidGameDude says:

Hans can you check if i got in?
please i need to know otherwise ill scan another if you like

o and good to hear from you again man!

l8s

Sep. 25, 2009 | 8:55 PM AlmightyHans responds:

i think you're in, scan another one just in case ;D

Sep. 25, 2009 | 5:13 PM VidGameDude says:

o you forgot one other rule

(no genital scans lawl)

l8s

Sep. 25, 2009 | 8:54 PM AlmightyHans responds:

oh thanks for reminding me. someone did scan their balls and send it... -_-

Sep. 25, 2009 | 5:34 PM Kajenx says:

If we ever meet can I give you a hug? :3

Sep. 25, 2009 | 8:53 PM AlmightyHans responds:

sure.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 6:29 PM FrozenFire says:

That college sent me the fattest book of pictures ever.
Srsly.

OH HI

Sep. 25, 2009 | 8:53 PM AlmightyHans responds:

how fat was it?

Sep. 25, 2009 | 6:52 PM CriTiaS-CreaTionS says:

You're dead to ME Hans! You hear that? DEAD!

Sep. 25, 2009 | 8:51 PM AlmightyHans responds:

:U !!

Sep. 25, 2009 | 8:46 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

You set a release date/announcement for a new flash that sounds cool and then you'll make like 4 awesome things out of nowhere

I don't have a problem with it at all but they come out of NOWHERE

The madness flash was a nice little short

But to the point of the comment, did you get my part to the collab? Is everything good?

Sorry if it's annoying asking you that; I just have no idea.

Sep. 25, 2009 | 9:30 PM AlmightyHans responds:

i think you should send it again

Sep. 25, 2009 | 9:20 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

Am I in the collab y/n?

Sep. 25, 2009 | 9:40 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

alright thanks

Sep. 26, 2009 | 11:11 AM Idocreating says:

Pfft. Can't animate my ass Hans.

And where'd you get the picture from the meet from? Bezman finally uploaded all the crotch shots he took?

Sep. 26, 2009 | 1:52 PM mrRedux says:

Yo, Bro!
I wish you luck with EVERYTHING!
From school (Where some prick named Gerard way went) to the collaboration (Where I attempted to make some donations made of fail)!

...Just a question; In Pico's blam jam (The pico day project from '07), I thought I heard some of Pink Floyd's "The wall" during the david firth level... Is that true?

Sep. 26, 2009 | 4:56 PM AlmightyHans responds:

no that was the programmer. he played that guitar music. i dunno if he was playing the song pink floyd made or not. but he actually made that music.

Sep. 27, 2009 | 2:55 AM PaperBat says:

You know I love you, Hans!!

Good Luck with School Man!

Sep. 29, 2009 | 1:32 AM SonicFoxStrk says:

did you get mine?

Oct. 6, 2009 | 5:56 PM Monkeyshizznick says:

What are those shots made up of? They look purtty tasty.

Oct. 6, 2009 | 6:22 PM Emanhattan says:

hans did I ever send you mine?

Oct. 7, 2009 | 1:30 AM AlmightyHans responds: