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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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I thought this was funny. ALSO: UPDATES

Posted by AlmightyHans - October 11th, 2009


At the very bottom of this post i linked the picture of my University Online account.

UPDATES:

'The Faces of Newgrounds'

So, It helped that Tom mentioned the collaboration on his news post, but I still got about a minute worth of song left and need a good amount of pictures. Please, if you have a scanner and a face press them together and send me what you get.

I've been getting a lot of questions like: 'do I have to be popular to get in?'
answer: no, hat's silly, it's such a fine line between being popular and not anyway and it'd get all political and shit. You just have to have a newgrounds account. user, artist, whatever.

Another thing. THE WHOLE POINT OF THE COLLAB IS TO MAKE A SILLY FACE PRESSED AGAINST THE SCANNER. DON'T SEND ME PICTURES OF YOU TRYING TO LOOK HOT OR SOMETHING.

the point is to do something ridiculous.

think of it this way if you feel intimidated. Clowns dress ridiculous to make it clear that whatever they are doing is a joke. If you feel shy, just make it clear this is all for fun and your not trying to impress anyone.

whatever, enough of that collab for now.

p.s. I think I'm gonna be Hank from madness for halloween. like ninja-fied hank, but my live action version.

I thought this was funny. ALSO: UPDATES


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Lol, I actually can't believe people sent you pictures of them trying to look hot, ^_^.

I guess that's what people do...

well just because u asked it kindly

Did you think I was trying to look hot?
Cause if so Im flattered ;D

ha. ha. ha.

bitch go die <3

kay <3

"hat's sillly"

hat IS silly thank u for noticin

If I had a scanner I would participate but I do not s--

<a href="http://hat.newgrounds.com/">http://hat.newgrounds.com/</a> who registers an account on some website and lets it sit for 6 years hat's silly

hat IS silly...

I like your haaattttt.

Your attending one of the most exclusive Universities in America for arts and creativity! I must say I am a bit jealous. I couldn't even imagine myself going to such a prestigious place given own my situations and responsibilities in life.

So I jus make the best with paper, pen, and photoshop.

Yet I still cannot understand what you have in mind for the face-colab (again sorry for sounding so 'dry' that's just how I am at times). But leave it to an artist and myself - befuddles by the notion of the project.

I'll just have to wait and see what is to come of such an idea. I hope to be very impresses.

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Congratulations on all your success too btw.

I especially admire your success in the organization of the "One Shot Comics" book.

I have a strong feeling you'll become quite a well known name among mass media viewing public.

only time will tell i guess.

don't tell me the 2 signifies that HVANHARK was previously taken. THATS JUST SCARY. in other news, I CANT WAIT TO GET MAH OWN AAU PROFILE OMGZ :X

see you in 4-ish days.

they assigned my username. if i had the choice i'd be 'almightyhans'. lol, nah.

Dude where the hell are you!? You haven't been online in like.. forever! <3

yeah school has been kicking my ass. we need to chat. your never online when i am.

You go to school in San Fransisco? Who knew.

<a href="http://www.left4dead.be/wp-content/gallery/l4d/l4d-boss-art-hunter.jpg">http://www.left4dead.be/wp-content/ga llery/l4d/l4d-boss-art-hunter.jpg</a>

^---this is who im gona be prowling as...
if you can guess who he is and where he's from ill give you undying respect and 50% off any thing you wish to buy....as long as its not a boeing 747 >_>

l8s man

eminem with rabies

well judging from the url im guessing hes from metal gear

I might be going there, so see you soon puto.

hey buddy, we need to hang out soon