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Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Bay Area, California (CA)
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"sorry if they make you throw up in your mouth" -Tom Fulp

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AlmightyHans

I turned 18 today!

Posted by AlmightyHans Dec. 28, 2007 @ 1:10 PM EST

Hey everyone!

I'm Hans Van Harken (AlmightyHans) and I just had to announce that today is the day where things change, if I do something police men don't like I can now go to jail. I can now buy my on smokes as well as vote for which person will do stupid things in the white house next. All these things and more, but not drink yet.

Anyways, it's been a fun "boyhood" I guess all of that is only memories from now on.

visit my site!

and thanks for all the great support from my latest animations.

-HVH

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37 Comments

Dec. 28, 2007 | 1:37 PM masamune7 says:

Feliz cumpleaños primo!! porfin eres legal, ahora puedes hacer LO Q QUIERAS menos tomar!! FELICIDADES!! Pasala chingón, hoy es TU día!

Puput

Dec. 28, 2007 | 1:39 PM LilFugitive says:

Congrats, I hope you spent your "boyhood" well :)

Dec. 28, 2007 | 1:39 PM AdamJack says:

Happy Birthday to you mate. If you come to England, you can buy drink to your heart's desire.

Dec. 29, 2007 | 3:18 AM AlmightyHans responds:

Actually I am going January 2008. :D I honestly love Drambui, my favorite... no joke.

Dec. 28, 2007 | 3:06 PM cyborgo says:

Very merry 18th, now go upload It's a Halo Thing 2/4 >:3

Dec. 28, 2007 | 3:55 PM SamIam says:

Happy Birthday

Dec. 28, 2007 | 8:39 PM Tugler says:

Happy birthday heres a cockey i mean cookie

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Dec. 28, 2007 | 9:52 PM IammeoramI says:

Oh you got one too?

Dec. 29, 2007 | 3:48 AM squeakytoad says:

Happy birthday.

Dec. 29, 2007 | 12:37 PM SSONIC1020 says:

i call it a unidick!

Dec. 29, 2007 | 1:51 PM icedveins says:

Hey, happy Birthday! It feels great to be an adult, and that sucky responsibility thing isn't as bad as it seems eather, lol.

Dec. 29, 2007 | 5:37 PM buffoldguy says:

Whoa, I live in the Bay Area also :D

Hope to see halo thing 2/4 soon.

Dec. 30, 2007 | 12:23 AM mauricio1gonzalez says:

so you spent your boyhood with that pony?

Mar. 24, 2008 | 6:21 PM AlmightyHans responds:

uh, no i'll be spending my manhood with that :) since i just got it on my 18th.

Dec. 30, 2007 | 3:09 PM Chrizzly says:

Happy birthday! Keep up the great work you do.
It's a Halo Thing and Awesome's Creed kicks ass!

Dec. 31, 2007 | 2:45 PM DEFF says:

congratulations :3

Dec. 31, 2007 | 5:29 PM lazerus42 says:

woo im 4 days older than ya happy birthday dude and happy new year

Dec. 31, 2007 | 6:06 PM DX-weazel says:

Congratz on the B-day. That must be one friendly pony...
=)
=l
<=(

Dec. 31, 2007 | 6:53 PM Jimtopia says:

Wow your b-day's 14 days after mine.

Dec. 31, 2007 | 9:46 PM EchozAurora says:

PENICORN!!

and happy birthday!

Jan. 1, 2008 | 6:00 AM zefzima says:

congatulations

Jan. 1, 2008 | 2:49 PM Silent-Tony-Jaa says:

Copy Ninja!

Jan. 1, 2008 | 3:33 PM yingshoa says:

That's cool!! No that's awesome except for the police locking you up part!!

Jan. 2, 2008 | 1:44 PM Aeonstars says:

Happy birthday! I'll know what it's like to turn 18 in a week myself! However, I can buy alcohol here in Canada! Huzzah. Like you said though...that's probably just going to piss off the policemen. See ya!

Jan. 3, 2008 | 1:13 AM 125Maniac says:

what a coincidence, my brithday is on christmas eve (the 24th).

Jan. 4, 2008 | 5:23 PM catwoman1337 says:

OMFG HALEO

Jan. 6, 2008 | 12:07 PM John-The-Biter says:

Dammit, why cant i find a penicorn! Happy 18th mate

Jan. 6, 2008 | 8:23 PM Meebs says:

AWESOME! I bet you have A LOT of puberties NOW!

Jan. 7, 2008 | 2:52 AM assasinrabbit says:

thats one angry penicorn... I mean happy brith day

Jan. 8, 2008 | 12:14 AM Emanhattan says:

isnt it odd that most people in america get HIGH before getting DRUNK? its easier to get marihuana in a school than get a beer on the city.

p.s. you got quite a birthday present...!

Jan. 8, 2008 | 12:15 AM Emanhattan says:

oh, I almost forgot, Happpy birthday dude.

Jan. 8, 2008 | 1:42 AM kingkillah says:

Did I miss the party? :D

Jan. 8, 2008 | 12:18 PM ET78 says:

Awww... Happy belated Birthday, Hans!

That's good photoshoping... unless u sew it!

Anyways, I wouldn't want to know what you do with that pony.....

Jan. 8, 2008 | 6:28 PM Aeonstars says:

you deserved a monthly prize.

Mar. 24, 2008 | 6:22 PM AlmightyHans responds:

After Awesome's Creed got a monthly, i think i deserved to be punished.

Jan. 9, 2008 | 4:47 PM KeithArrowhart says:

When will It's a Halo Thing 2/4 be out?

Jan. 11, 2008 | 5:16 PM pacometaloso says:

Cool now that your 18 you can get into a bar.

Mar. 24, 2008 | 6:23 PM AlmightyHans responds:

not in my land.

Jan. 12, 2008 | 9:03 AM Harry-Slaughter says:

happy 18th birthday! just a thought, in one year you could drink in Canada where you just gotta be 19.

Jan. 12, 2008 | 9:03 AM Harry-Slaughter says:

Happy 18th birthday! And when your 19 you could drink in Canada

Jan. 12, 2008 | 5:20 PM chriskrew says:

happy b day man

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