AlmightyHans's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Mario Hyadain]

um.

honestly, you had lot's of potential choosing this song. but it just wasn't too inventive honestly. the music was orgasmically energetic but the animation was just dumbed it down. It only consisted of a bunch of close up still images of little anime characters dressing up as the mario characters with flapping mouths that don't even synch to the lyrics.

hm. maybe i'm just being too picky, after all it is anime, and those are the reasons why i never got into it.

[Vote For Optimus Prime]

...Nah

I dislike it when people make mediocre animation over a clever song that they didn't write.

uglycouchshow responds:

Actually, Paul did write that song and performs it at The Second City in Las Vegas. Being a close personal friend of Paul, he asked me to make a goofy flash animation for it. You can see more of our stuff at www.uglycouchshow.com. Thanks!

[MGS: The book]

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haha that's pretty sick. loved e cum spray at the end... wtf?

[Tank Epic]

wow

that was well done. funny how JAZZA also made a D submission, specifically tankmen. I assume you chose tankmen cause they ar characters that can be easily placed into the 3D world and still look nice. this is obviously epic, but the only thing that it needed was some nice sound effects and it would have been perfect then. But of course, still works really well.

[Pico: The Shitty Power]

Fucked up, and Fan tastic

thanks for thanking me in the credits. you're welcome.

Nogfish responds:

When you sent me your part I realized I really needed to haul ass or else I'd be really fucked.

lol

nice collab btw

[Purple Sawdust]

When Tom grows old he'll be a great santy clause.

That was really well done. Loved the menu, and little details like how brains popped out when he body slammed one of the people. I've honestly always wanted to come across a crowd of those helpless Paladin People just to have fun slaughtering them.

ImpendingRiot responds:

haha, thanks man. Yeah, that was like the first time I did a polished menu

[Down At McDonalds]

I feel you man.

I have to confess I hate using public restrooms for this reason. I always imagine shit like that happening. I try making my presence in a stall seem non existent by not farting and always worry that the splash of poop grabs the attention of anyone else that might be around.

Gerkinman responds:

Its even worse when the splash is so big that it splashes all over your ass.

[Ng Voicemail #973]

instant classic

I found it extra funny that tom's balls are as big as April's boobies. In the stick world, that's either good for tom, bad for amy... or vice versa.

[Invader Zim Boredom Dub]

OMMGMGMGMGMGMG

HOW'D YA ANImATE THAT! it's so coooool! you deserve to work for invader zim on aniamting DA SHOW!

TomaMoto responds:

well, kiddo, they actually asked me to animate for Zim recently for a revival season. I refused because I'm far too busy with my other project. It's about a mermaid who falls in love with a wizard. Nickelodeon keeps offering me money for it, but I don't know if I want to give anyone the rights to it. I've been writing the story since I was like 10.

[[Misc] Teacher]

hehe

that was simple, yet effective. i guess the advice i can give it is to make an icon for the submission.

AxeShades responds:

oh. yeah. lol thanks.