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That....

Was a good handful of laughs. I really like this very much.

SomecallmeDave responds:

Glad you thought so Hans

wow.

dude, honestly i didn't quite like this one at all. never thought this would happen.

imjeffhip responds:

I don't like it either, I was about to delete it when Tom put it on the front page.

that was cool.

Shut up yotham! you are below me in these author's comments...

eddsworld responds:

OH MY GOD! ITS ALMIGHTYHANS

Great Job!

Major improvement from the last. I honestly do like the fact that you toned down the humor in it, but still had some subtle elements of it. You really know how to direct an action sequence. No complaints here.

Falconer02 responds:

Yeah thanks! Since it had a bit more of a serious atmosphere, I toned down the humor. Seems to fit in well for this attempt.

Interesting

You did some great sound mixing in this, felt very smooth, when usually sound effects used in flash animations are more like placed in fixed action. but this almost had an ambience to it. I think where you could have improved is in the area of shot placement. I love the black and white style you went for, but it seems that the angles you chose, with the simplistic backgrounds and all the characters looking exactly he same made it hard to pick up on what was going on at times. Then it became more of a montage of gun firing and bullets breaking heads open, rather than a sequence of things.

I liked the more stealthy gunfight as well. these stick movies tend to just be "PAPAPOW POOM BOOM POW" stuff. honestly, i think Krinkels is the only one who has really pulled that stuff off because he cleverly ties dark humor into the action.

But this still is, none the less, pretty good for a stick gunfight. keep it up.

0blivi0us responds:

Wow man thanks,

Really appreciate your review. The sound is becoming a more and more important part of my animations.

Thanks, espescially because you dont exactly like sticks xD

ha.

I would give you a 2 but the animation itself isn't terrible. First off, I'm not an anime person, in fact i can't stand most of it. But ignoring the fact i dislike anime and seeing this movie on it's own... these sort of fan made 'wishful thinking' videos makes me a bit sick. like no joke, i needed to drink some peptobismal after i saw this. how sad, like it's giant orgy of characters. it's sort of sad looking at this animation. And this attempt at mimicking what the japanese already attempt doing sickens me. you know, that single piano key music with some annoying woman squealing out random 'touching' words hoping to hit your soul with emotion, but constantly miss.

i can see the whole 'Anime Justice League' aspect that you mentioned in you comments. And at first it does sound like a cool idea, but after actually putting them together you come to realize that these characters just don't go together, they are each from really different worlds as opposed to the super heroes in the justice league, they go go together really well. But then i thought about THAT myself just now and realized that that's what most anime is, a bunch of weird ass characters that don't go together well just to cover the biggest taste range as possible to have a big fan base to sell their shit to.

i know i went off on a rant, i don't really tend to do this often. i kinda went down the Squeaky Road there. Sorry, i guess your movie just pleaded for me to express my opinions about anime.

p.s. sorry, i love you.

Grey-Matter responds:

Please note: Is the last time I'll answer rude comments like this because regardless of what people like you think, I always love animating and will continuing animating.That's what is Newgrounds is about. Sounds preachy?Maybe? But dude...you're 18 and I couldn't less. But the fact you responded to my animation, proves one thing.....I made you feel special, princess.

...Nah

I dislike it when people make mediocre animation over a clever song that they didn't write.

uglycouchshow responds:

Actually, Paul did write that song and performs it at The Second City in Las Vegas. Being a close personal friend of Paul, he asked me to make a goofy flash animation for it. You can see more of our stuff at www.uglycouchshow.com. Thanks!

Fucked up, and Fan tastic

thanks for thanking me in the credits. you're welcome.

Nogfish responds:

When you sent me your part I realized I really needed to haul ass or else I'd be really fucked.

lol

nice collab btw

When Tom grows old he'll be a great santy clause.

That was really well done. Loved the menu, and little details like how brains popped out when he body slammed one of the people. I've honestly always wanted to come across a crowd of those helpless Paladin People just to have fun slaughtering them.

ImpendingRiot responds:

haha, thanks man. Yeah, that was like the first time I did a polished menu

I feel you man.

I have to confess I hate using public restrooms for this reason. I always imagine shit like that happening. I try making my presence in a stall seem non existent by not farting and always worry that the splash of poop grabs the attention of anyone else that might be around.

Gerkinman responds:

Its even worse when the splash is so big that it splashes all over your ass.

a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

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