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Total Medals Earned: 149 (From 48 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,050 Points

Pilgrimage

Abstraction Unlocked 6/5/09
10 Points
Beat the game.
Imagination 10 Points Read all the signs.
Appreciation 25 Points Get all the coins.
Predestination 25 Points Kill all the enemies.
Juxtaposition 50 Points Don't take damage.

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
BoM-nivore Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Exasperated Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Chamber Maid Unlocked 2/28/09
10 Points
Defeat Mindchamber.
Doer of Radical Wrong Unlocked 2/27/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fishmonger Unlocked 2/27/09
10 Points
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Juggler Unlocked 2/27/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
ZAMBONI Unlocked 2/27/09
10 Points
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/23 (75/540 points)

Pothead Zombies

Come get some! Unlocked 7/14/11
10 Points
killed 300 zombies.
Trained to perfection Unlocked 7/14/11
25 Points
Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.
Keep'em Coming! 5 Points Killed 100 zombies.
Uhn... What? 25 Points Finished the game on "Overdosed".
A gift for my love 50 Points Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.
Hell Yeah 50 Points Finished the game.
Its an investment, honey! 50 Points Maxed a weapon.
The Perfect Duo 100 Points Found the better combination.

Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/315 points)

Relive Your Life

Extra! Extra! Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
Check out any of the external links
Hide 'n Seek Unlocked 5/24/12
10 Points
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag 10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)

S.O.P.A. got fingered

BLOCKED Unlocked 1/20/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Get Fingered! Unlocked 1/20/12
5 Points
Play the FGF game.
FUCK S.O.P.A.! Unlocked 1/20/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)

Seed of Destruction

Backfire Unlocked 5/19/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 4/29/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)

Stork Shot

You Suck Unlocked 5/16/11
5 Points
Get yourself killed
Do it properly 5 Points Ethics anyone?
Sushi tonight 10 Points Kill that bastard whale
10 Dead on Delivery 25 Points Have 10 babies delivered dead.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Turtles Unlocked 7/14/09
25 Points
Nobody likes a turtle!
Domestic Violence 25 Points X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples 25 Points Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut 25 Points Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners 50 Points Oh Ono!
Bloodshot 100 Points Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Egg Hunter 100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/375 points)

The Bester Game Ever Made

Good Call Unlocked 4/1/12
5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Armed & Dangerous 10 Points Find a spare set of arms
Comedy Gold 10 Points Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Fonz Whisperer 10 Points Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
I Have Crabs! 10 Points Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Sorry Wilson 10 Points Lose Wilson too early.
Afterlife Affection 25 Points Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Bob Buddy 25 Points Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Eye For Value 25 Points Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Snowcone Savior 25 Points Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talkative 50 Points Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Dino Master 100 Points Beat the entire game.
Sea Spectacle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turtle Groper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lonesome Fury Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Temporal Parodox Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)