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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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someone told me 'love can all save us'
but how can that be?
look what love gave us....
a world full of killing
and blood spilling that world never caaaame

AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US
WATCH AS WE ALL FLY AWAY
i'll hold onto the wings of the eagles
watch as we all fly awaaaaay

and they're watchin us
WATCHIN
they're watchin us
WATCHIN
and we all FLY AWAAAAAAYYYY

and they're WATCHIN us
WATCHIN
they're WAAAAATCHIN us
WATCHIN
and we all FLY AWAAAAAaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy oooohhh yeeeaaahhh

Me no read that.

haha! i think i pick up sarcasm. if so, clever. :P

I saw me some Hancock, but only a little because the people in fronts heads were filmed in the shots and i couldn't see no cock behind them :(

heh. dickbutt. :)

Is that pic even real?

yes

I saw Hancock 2 days ago and i understand what youre talking about.
The shaky cam crap really stood out during the introduction sequence (ruining the awesomeness of first seeing a drunk superhero in action) and some other action sequences.
Stealing the cinema verite style while not incorporating the main element that gives reason to that style (that the person holding the camera is a character) is just full of ME TOO bandwagonism bullshit.

;vD

Hans + SuperLongNewsPost = People only getting the topic.

:3

tehslaphappy+hans= boner :3

Then who is that.Sorry but TL;DR

That black guys ripped

8D eep!

holy shit that pic is gross

No, that pic isn't real.
If this would be real, this guy would be really famous.
But I saw a guy with a "little" smaller muscles, and he was
called "A Man with the biggest muscles in the world".
So nyeh...

shaky = "Oh there's an amatuer guy with a camera"

the eye is really responsive, i think that realism can be found in first person games like BioShock, that game makes me feel like I'm in the environment. Also, Portal and Half-Life 2 have the life like response of the human mind and eye responding to each other.

Shaky has become some kind of band wagon thing that the Bourne movies made cool. Except they do it right. lol

haha yes! also, first person games only work cause the guy is basically in the camera man's boots but in control and can point the camera where ever he wants. in the movies it's like watching someone play a very shaky first person game, in which you don't have control of what you want to look at and someone is looking for you. except movies have cuts in them which makes it even more dizzy.

@ danomano65: They make it right? The shaky cam was one of those things, that was critisized the most in the third part of Bourne. Some said, it almost made them puke, others said, it was so exaggerated, they felt like being on a fucked up rollercoaster!

In my personal opinion, the shaky-cam was well placed in Cloverfield. The reason is obvious. Not the best movie, but the "shakeness" suited it.

Other than that, I agree with Hans, so @ TheAlmighty:
I enjoyed reading this post, man. :)

i don't think cloverfield fits this conversation honestly, because the way that movie is shot is part of the story, it's about the camera in the situation it's in really. But i can see your point. What i mean though, is just the basic cinematography of the way a movie is shot to make the watching smooth and seemingless so that you can get taken into the story.

i'm glad you enjoyed reading this post.

ur cocasian, and why did krinkels kill u?

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lol whats with the pic?

oh, how I hated Hancock. There's a reason the trailers only show clips from the first half-hour of the movie-- because after that it trips over itself and rolls steadily downhill thereafter. IT COULD'VE BEEN SO GREAT. So clever and original, the kind of movie I THOUGHT I had paid to see. But no. Alack.

also, your rtil movie was amazing. <3