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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

Age 35, Male

Joined on 8/6/04

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HURRY WITH THE LINK!

WTF happened

You were not a very talkative bunch and i was not amused by that :(

shit. Too late.

dammit hans,you know all the people in the media!

O rly?

been hearing a lot about you , you are everywhere

:D !

ALL HAIL THE ALL MIGHTY HANS! FALL DOWN ON YOUR KNEES IN
THE PRESENCE OF HIS AWESOMENESS. ALL HAIL HANS THE ALMIGHTY!!!
love your work in TSAH2, hilarious. now im going to have a BEER!

Zimmer- I do believe you have great talent, especially in the video game parody genre. You're humor is fast, hard hitting, off the wall, and straight up HILARIOUS. Probably the two favorites of mine that you have submitted being Awesomes Creed and It's a Halo Thing (Both of which I have commented on). Being a NG submitter myself now for quite a while (under various other names) i definitely believe you have SERIOUS talent. keep up the great work, and i hope to see more from you in the future. if you are interested in speaking to me (which is not something i do often with other NG submitters) you can leave a post on my free website <a href="http://www.freewebs.com/alpha-squad12">www.freewebs.com/alpha-squad12</a> (i am a gamer, kind of obvious) just go to chatrooms and leave a post, i will try to reply in a timely manner. much appreciated, keep it up!

-Soap-