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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

Age 34, Male

Joined on 8/6/04

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wut?

was there BRITISH cock jokes made?

Cool little tale. Didnt no you'd been on such an adventure.

I hope to have as much fun as you someday.

I think we should have man babies. What do you think?

Glad too have you back and on the side note....Gerkinman's comment scares me D:

Hans come visit me for my birthday this winter, actually come visit on YOUR birthday 8 days later. We can go to Toronto and fuck shit up, or something.

yeah!

We missed you :)

What's with you and always looking hungry?

Are you the one on his head?

awesome i am glad you guys had fun at the London meet

sadly i could not come but i am coming next year

so i guess ill see you then

p.s. my shades beat yours :D

woah that seemed like a sweet experience dude, u coming to london meet up 17th january?

looks like sqeezy is having the most fun

That page is severely missing the 'Hans comes onto everyone' collection.

I enjoyed you fingering my chin. It's now my facebook profile pic..

Welcome back Hans. :D

yyeah! ;D

Oh no he's back.

I look forward to the day when I can once again almost believe that Peter Griffin has walked into the room.

Thanks for lending me The Fedora, It covered my shameful hair!

i remember you

Hopefully, I should be at the January one.
I'm gutted that I couldn't go to this one... :(

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