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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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LOL.

You love the peni :)

I hope your happy, you made me laugh at gay people.

My boss is gay. Doesn't really change anything and he's a pretty good guy.

Same with you.

COKE JOKE.

I don't mind, although your RWD character now must wear hot pink.
butnotreally.

damn... he does have to... fuck... i'm also going to have to make him gayer looking now... oh shit! what have i done?! why? WHY?!!

if anyone thinks its bad, let them be dumbasses. no-one should care man :)

:-)

we're all a little gay on the inside :(

your stomache is gay, oh and your left kidney. if it's there still... did it come out?

I've always thought you were awesome, and nothing's gonna change that.

Wait dont you have a beard that prooves you still have manlyness hah whoah i didnt see this post coming well if thats what you like thats cool. you still are a god at flash.

So, whens your next flash comin out?

XD LOL

Haha I guess it's cool that you are showing your "true self" or whatever, but to be completely honest, the fact that you are gay doesn't change anything,

and it shouldn't change anything.

gay or straight you're still one of the coolest NGers I know.

well i'm glad you think that. seriously. i dunno why i expected there to be more hate.

I dont care...
You're cool it.

;D

I was gonna make a joke post here, but I see you really speak from heart.

Just do whatever you want, dude, its not like we are gonna hate you or whatever.
you consider yourself not self-confident?.... whoa. Meet me.

anyway, who cares about it? its about you feeling good with yourself, and I respect you for it. really.

Now Ive never been quite in touch with hans but as far as I can see hes a pretty cool dude and people never say shit about him. why should they now? I have never attacked gay people and newgrounds did not influence me to do so. everyone shoudld o whatever they fucking want.

you keep on with yer life, man. Oscar wilde would be proud of you.

Osacr Wilde, that fucking genius.

mindchamber......

...is......

"Hey well at least you aint a tranny like Psi43."

THIS.

im really proud of you man. you're the best gay in the universe and you know what if i was gay i'd totally take you to the movies and then back to my place so we can have some boomshakashaka B)

i gave you a hug on the first day at comic con FULLY KNOWING that you were gay and it was the manliest straightest hug ive ever shared with anyone

well you're different anigen. you're just the coolest straight guy ever

as long as you aren't a gigantic furry who has to let everyone know how much of a furry they are, I still think you're cool.

Who cares, man. Gays, are people, as long as your a cool guy, not a complete asshole, people will still like you.

hmm... i don't even understand how being gay works... i'm not sure i want to find out, either.

if you're gay but have no self-confidence, chances are you're asexual(or whatever you call it), that is, never think about sex at all and never really cared about sexuality.

and don't call it a "genetic glitch".. there is nothing wrong with your genes. its probably because you were raised in a catholic environment that overtime you became gay. religion can really do some awful things to you.

thing is, i don't believe you. you say you have no confidence. genetically, we all like the opposite gender, and it is unknown that genes make you like your own. gays come from strong emotions towards another person of the same gender, which causes confidence. chances are you just don't like women OR men.

i challenge you... sleep with 10 women and compare that to sticking a dildo up your ass.. that should really clarify things.

down to the main point: i know you think you're gay, but i think you aren't. i think you just dont care much for either gender.

but even if you think you know you are gay, you're still awesome.

i'm sorry, i don't sound offensive but i didn't pick up on the logics of your post.

This is Newgrounds, a battlefield. A person's name, interests, and past means nothing on the battlefield, only his weapon. And that weapon being... Animation...

No, that above comment was a joke and a retarded reference to MGS. My real comment being is, Hans, you are still one of my favorite authors on NG and knowing that you are homosexual doesn't change my opinion on you. I am still going to watch your flash movies and I guarantee I am going to enjoy them, whether they are parodies or original stories.

Piconjo still loves JOO...

Wait a second....

This is almost the same thing MindChamber posted...

Man so many people are at the stage that they dont care if your gay. Like me for example i dont care. Unless your one of those annoying flaming homos that are just over the top. I have had gay friends before so its nothing new to me. Keep up with the animation.

-Woozle

GO HANS! ñ ftw

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