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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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Wow, I'm pleasantly surprised at the reception this got. Good for you! :3

its cool dude
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ps: I-Smel
lyou stick with that ur self....
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After re reading this some hours of reading it i remembered sumthing

My mom once had a friend who was gay he was artist and all, but then it seems the man died of a heart attack ALONE :c he was found some hours or maybe days later... lets just hope for ur sake u find ur man cuz theres nothing worse than being alone for being different...

i know what it feels to feel a bit rejected(im in there for another reason) u feel every desicion ur going to make will affect u in a negative way, and yeah i welcome u to my lack of self confidence club that i just founded seconds ago :)

there i said what i had to say and now 8====D~ joke

i'll probably die alone. but at least i'll stink up the room and bother the neighbors when that happens. lol

i would have never guessed. doesn't matter to me though, not like you're hurting anyone.

except maybe the female halo fans who want to ease up on your tween if you know what i mean

lol

Really don't understand why you needed to post this
Who the hell cares if your gay or not... it not gonna change how good you are at what you do...its not like your a leper or something..

You could have put "i'm here, i'm queer, get used to it" and it would have meant the same thing...

Shame though im gonna have to scratch you off the possible sex list and on the gay friend list now... *sigh* (that list just keeps on getting bigger)

*sigh*

The women of NG will be very upset to hear this.

why? they got hunks like the staff. except stamper. he's a twink.

Wow, I didn't think that it was so hard! But you don't have to be like that, (I mean being crazy by the way you've said it) I don't think that here are totally idiots that will piss you because you're gay. You're still the same animator for me.

Come and join THE BIG MORPHING ORGASM!

Good job Hans, admitting is the first step. But are you still gonna continue "It's a Halo thing"?

i am this close to deleting this comment... IT'S BEEN CANCELED

I've been a long time fan of your work and the fact that your gay doesn't change that. I am a little stun to be honest, but eh it who you are. Being catholic myself I know how hard it is to go against how you were raised if that's any consolation...

any way like I always say "work is blind, death, and mute it dose not care for your skin tone nor your sex or sexuality" so win will you make a flash toon!!

Hans,you have freedom of what you can and choose to be,I am straight,but i respect your views and your opinions,you are very brave for saying this too.Don't get down because people judge you,it's just idiots trying to make themselves feel better.

I choose C by the way.

Have you seen mindchamber's parody newspost?

cool. well. um. I'd like to say wooh no ones mad and you're still awesome and all that, but its all already been said by people :(

Congrats on getting that out, it sounds like it was a good thing for you to do :)

k dude.

Are you mocking Mindchamber?

OMFG your a FAG you sux lololololollooolololol >:0
No, I still love you and anything will bhange that :'D

hans, what i'm tryin to say: you're probably not gay. you just don't care about sex at all.

to test it, sleep with a hot chick, and stick a dildo up your ass. tell me which one you like better.

where my logic comes from: there isn't any way to be sexually attracted to the same sex. you are not in a relationship with another guy, so you're not emotionally gay. i think that you THINK you're gay, simply because you aren't interested in women.. but you don't think about guys either. that would leave... asexuality.

but if, for some reason, you are sexually attracted to a guy, there's a good chance you just like anything muscular. thing is, there aren't many muscular women.

to all others: Hans is still the original poster of this... it is ze others who are mocking him.

i've tried women, i couldn't. I've tried men, i could. i'm gay.

also, i honestly think you're projecting your own personal thoughts about yourself to me. go find some muscle if that's what you want. ;D

I still love you. I miss you baby.

So did you make this post shortly after you talked to me on skype? because if I recall correctly, "Sorry, I'm a bit entoxicated at the moment."

Never the less, I don't care if your gay, straight, bisexual, transexual, or even a dog pretending to be a human. No matter which one you are, your still Hans Von Harken.

*and thats just the way I like it* :D

woof woof.

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