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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

Age 35, Male

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does this mean your no longer almighty hans

what do you think i should be? gayhans?

good 4 u man nice to c ur getting over ur insecurity of it then..
just b urself..

I have no problems with gays - when I review some flash animations, I say when I think they are being too homophobic. It doesn't affect me watching your submissions knowing that you are gay.

By the way, I also used to be Catholic (changed to Protestant, which is just another form of the same religion anyway), and God would say that we should be treated equally - all the God-being-against-gays shit comes mainly from the Old Testament, which could also be seen as pro-war anyway, so it's not that reliable.

You are awesome, and if you stopped being awesome, the legend will still live on.

WOOOO!!!! THAT IS AWESOME!

Time to make an animation about this......

Well I don't really know much of you, but you seem a cool person I've seen the comicon videos.

Good luck man! Family knows?

yes, family knows... unfortunately XD

i love you anyway hans!

Congrats on 'fessing up to Newgrounds and being yourself. My best friend is gay. At my high school, gays are respected and treated nicely. Why? Because they aren't shy and are themselves. You can do that, right? I mean, you can still have phone sex 8==D~
lol

hi, i like your flashes
BUT YOUR GAY!!! >head explodes<

im only kidding, your a great flasher and it really shouldn't matter if your gay or not
man, this idiot kid i know seems to think that all gays go to hell no matter what, even if they like make houses for the homeless and all.

ANYWAY, your pretty funny

well yeah I guess thats cool and all BUT

I'D RATHER KNOW WHERE YOU GOT YOUR AWESOME HAT.

SERIOUSLY THAT IS THE BEST HAT EVER.

DO YOU HAVE TO BE GAY TO GET THAT HAT

THAILORS
THAILORS
THODOMY

ALSO IT WAS A BIT OBVIOUS WHEN I SAW ITS A HALO THING.

I choose D.-

It's cool bro. I'm sure life is hard, but you got people who also accept you for you and your beliefs, like myself. Sure, I'm just some kid, but there are many people, not just me, who love you for what you do, and don't care about things like sexual preference. You are as you are, and don't let anyone put you down for it!

now that's a cockjoke...not

Good day, there. Of course this is old news, but I felt... if not obligated to leave my own 2 cents lying around on this here sidewalk of less-than-friendliness.

Being a perfectly normal, bi-sexual boy, I find that there is quite literally nothing wrong at all with this so-called 'affliction'. (On a side note, it pisses me off when people call homo/bisexuality an "illness")

As we all say, there's absolutely nothing wrong with being gay. People should and most probably will still respect you as the person you are. Hell, my ex-boyfriend was gay. No problem with me. You're still an excellent and creative artist and Flasher, if I may, and if I may speak comedically for a moment...
"My homosexuality is an act of Christian charity. All those men out there praying for a woman, and I'm giving them my share."

As for being Atheist as well, I again have absolutely no problem with that. Hell, I'm agnostic. So, my best words to you are, do what you do and do it good! There'll always be people who love and respect you, gay or not.
-Matt

All I know is your animation kicks ass, Neil Patrick Harris is gay and he's awesome, and it's not my thing but I couldn't care less if it's yours. Props for having the balls to come out and say it, not only to your parents, but the NG community.

You rock no matter what, man.

Change your job from Many to Pro Dick Sucker ;)

Prop 8 sucks

No matter what your sexuality is, your still one of the best animators on NG.
I don't think there are many people on NG who are anti-gay.
Well, i don't think your fans wouldn't watch your movies cause your gay.
It's all o.k. to me.

so what...

I dont care about your sexuality. My cousins gay. I just like you the way you are

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