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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

Age 35, Male

Joined on 8/6/04

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Supporter:
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Comments

I vote YES on the stamp!

Just be sure you download Castle Crashers.

What is "One-Shot?"
-Is it good?

A Good Flash I would recomend for nomination is "Race Across the Rainbow"

a fan made music video using the Gorillaz 19/2000 remix track.

The raised seal sounds like a cool Idea.

PS you arent that wide eyed, change your avatar

<a href="http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/300109/49855_AlmightyHans.jpg">http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/30010 9/49855_AlmightyHans.jpg</a>

I wish someone would give me a nice 20 incher....

you know i'd be happy to give it to you.

I got your 20-incher right here, Harry.

UNF

FUCK YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

the bribe money for voting in metal gear funnies will arrive within 48 hours
hefty bonuses are in order if it wins

lol you're so negative, even in your sense of humor :P silly. *gives the gay dead hand gesture*

Send us some to sell from our Megacon Newgrounds booth at the end of Feb! :X

oooh! that'd be awesome. I dunno if i'll be able to though. I'll definitely bring some for San Diego Comic con this summer.

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudee.....this is soooo cool.

yeah i know!

MindChamber's version of your avatar resembles you better, haha.

WE WILL
WE WILL GET WHAT WE WANT
EVEN IF IT TAKES LOSING THOUSANDS MORE

AHHAHHAA only me and you know what you're referencing. soon the whole world will!

I just read my way through those JOY strips on your deviant page...
you sir, are one hell of a funny fucking fuck.

:D !

great, we should play sometime.

Imma buy an one shot some time

Did you ever get my address information? I sent it a bit late when you posted about it.

If you pm'd it I got it. ;P

What's wrong with you man ?? You look so ... normal

HEHEHE HANS waring a SWeater ^_^

you bet your ass i am

Fine choice on the Xbox 360, I have one aswell.

Also, yes on the stamp.

You're gay.

Yeah.

I vote yes on prop stamp....wheres my bribe money.

Also I wish I knew what Zekey was talking about

Looks like popcorn to me.

I know this is sad, but what's your gamertag?

AlmightyHans, btu i don't got Xbox Live yet

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