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AlmightyHans
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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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Oh ho, St Andrews i know that place. Im from Scotland, thats messed up, your 19 and your teaching film courses over here?. *Claps*

When was this taken though?. I imagine it must of been pretty fucking cold if you were on the beach around winter time. Plus that guys like running around in the water.

it was summer time. but scotland waters are always fucking cold. he was really cool about it.

Ignore that question i saw on youtube "summer 2008"

hehe saw your london meet video on youtube today ''for the last time roman i dont wan't go fucking bowling'' hehe

i meant what camera you shot with

i know, i'm a dork. i cant remember the exact model. it was the school's camera.

relax dont do it, whenyou wanna suck to it, relax dont do it, when ya wanna cum

That was cool, have you ever thought of going to the film industry? I'm sure you could do well.

hell yeah. honestly i hate animating, im not that good. but it's a cheap and easy way for now to get the ideas in my head out. my ultimate goal is to be in the film industry, directing to be precise. it's very unlikely, in the world of today, to actually get to that. but hell, doesn't mean i can't give it all i got to try and get there.

I liked it.
You're pretty good.

I agree with Dim.
And Im impressed.

You're a strange man, Hans.

not bad

also please make another "pico's blam jam"

i had a dream about you last night. after the meteorites had landed, the surviving clutch of humanity moved onward in a marathon-style march across the headlands, trying to stay away from the invaded cities, until for some reason our group divided - some seeking shelter in the woods while others came to the sacked towns hoping the alien conquerers had deserted. they did. i stopped by the old children's museum in the center of indianapolis where the youthful employees had packed together, feigning smiles of young optimism to hide their fear. i chatted up a chick about politics to pass the time, and somehow stumbled onto the subject of newgrounds and favourite flash animators. we quipped about how cool you were, and laughed our nervous laughs. because. deep down inside, what with how badly california was hit by the aliens, we knew you were dead.

then i tripped on a banana slug.

hey, thats a cool movie.

good but it could have been longer, good props but the helmet on the german soldier was too small but otherwise everything looked good and looked like a professional short film

yeah i agree with the flaws you pointed out. except for the length. the helmet however, well we had no money so i bought plastic toy guns and helmets and stuff, and i painted it. it's all we had. we made this movie from start to finish in about a week and a half.

Hey I liked that little Amsterdam video Hans, the background music was beyond perfect.

eff u art mod.

>:(

That's one badass looking Nazi there.

Not the best voice mind, but really does look the part. Also liked how well the battle scene on the beach turned out, especially since it was total improv :D