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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

Age 34, Male

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LALALALALA x( I'M NOT LISTENING TO THIS FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U FUCK U

Not to be rude, but I think that you're ridiculously overhyped. However, I liked your NG sketchbook tour entry.

thanks douche bag :3

lol thats pretty much what happedned to me with my wisdom teeth, they gave me laughing gas but i didn't feel light headed at all so when they put the iv i pretty much jumped out of the chair but 5 seconds later i blacked out.
As for the art portal i havent been scouted yet but my friends have already recommended me for the portal like a day ago but i guess theyre fixin that

Hans, You have a LOT going on.

haha..ha..ha..... if only. *wipes tear from eye*

haha :P

damn, how i'd love to be an Art Mod. you're lucky.

I've even reported things in the art portal and such, and Im still not one. I think they plain don't like me. lol.

who's "they"?

yet more reasons for me to never visit the dentist ever again.

one root canal was enough to last me a lifetime.

fuck.
that.
shit.

yeah i absolutely hate and am terrified of dentists. I had braces for almost 5 years and went through everything you could possibly go through with braces. head gear, rubber bands locking your jaws together, retainers etc. i can't agree with you more with those three powerful words.

fuck.
that.
shit.

indeed.

I had to read this.....the day before I get my two impacted wisdom teeth pulled......FUCK ME.

oh damn.

I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled out in about a few months. And I am only 15.

oh yeah, and it is going to be all 4 wisdom teeth. Does your mouth/ face hurt after they remove the teeth?

Yep, Art Mod is a nice thing. It's most people around getting their wisdom teeth extracted, along with me in a week... lemme hope it's not that bad because they told me they'll drug me to unconsciousness. Even tho, I'm not afraid of dentists.
Screw this, I hope you'll wish me luck.

That hand looks uncomfortable to masturbate with.

that looks awesome, you're lucky to have them all in one piece, usually they get sectioned and degrade far faster after time, i asked for mine special CUZ I CARRY THEM WITH ME AT ALL TIMES-ish...