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AlmightyHans
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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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Oi did you get my resend of my face, cause i messed up on the name file n shit and wondering if i need to fix it again? (please tell me, i want it to work for w/e format you have)

anyways looks like you had fun hans and hope to see myself in your esteemed collab of faces (not balls XD)

l8s

milburn is rockin them raybans.

superhero icecreams at comicon.... now thats a gap in the market I missed.

I hope you got mine cus you said I didnt need to send it again but I wasnt on the list in your last post so I dont know :S

DAMN IT and i was gonna send a my faces of newgrounds thing tonight ahhh welll

Cool another San Franciscan :) You should try to buy a table for the APE (Alternative Press Expo) they have here in Oct. Lots of independent comics from locals ... CCA and SFAI have a booth there every year too that let you (students) sell your comics through them too. I'm still finishing up my 1st book so I'll probably get a table next year. Do you live in the Castro ;b?

You're gay

You're right

Oh, balls!! I was gonna enter that but got caught up with the London meet and forgot :( Oh, well. Will look forward to seeing it.

Your geek trip spree sounded really awesome.
Enjoy your new found freedom! And I hope you'll still have enough time between collage to make movie to put on NG!

Sorry I couldn't participate Hans :( No scannerrrrr

Your new name is Hands van Hard-On

That's not too bad right?

nope it's not. kinda catchy

I hate face ice cream.

The gummy eyes taste horrible.

thats the thing, they werent gummies. they were bubble gum. it was delicious.

I may send mine in soon. I'm Luis so i can always be included. Rules rarely apply.

well that and you're my friend.... right? am i your friend luis?! oh shit... dont make me doubt it please, PLEASE!

at any point during the trip did you wear the "breath is you're horny" hat? cause that hat is amazing.

actually i did. as you can see nath has it on.

milburn looks like a cross-country trucker.

You guys are soooo fab

RETARDED ICE CREAM!

dicks

So just how manuy ballscans did you get? I'll laugh my ass off if they outnumbered the faces.

just one.

welcome back

why is nathaniel licking toad?

cause he's always high

YUM YUM.

good luck at film school hans and those are some cool ice creams

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