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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

Age 35, Male

Joined on 8/6/04

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Lol, I actually can't believe people sent you pictures of them trying to look hot, ^_^.

I guess that's what people do...

well just because u asked it kindly

Did you think I was trying to look hot?
Cause if so Im flattered ;D

ha. ha. ha.

bitch go die <3

kay <3

"hat's sillly"

hat IS silly thank u for noticin

If I had a scanner I would participate but I do not s--

<a href="http://hat.newgrounds.com/">http://hat.newgrounds.com/</a> who registers an account on some website and lets it sit for 6 years hat's silly

hat IS silly...

I like your haaattttt.

Your attending one of the most exclusive Universities in America for arts and creativity! I must say I am a bit jealous. I couldn't even imagine myself going to such a prestigious place given own my situations and responsibilities in life.

So I jus make the best with paper, pen, and photoshop.

Yet I still cannot understand what you have in mind for the face-colab (again sorry for sounding so 'dry' that's just how I am at times). But leave it to an artist and myself - befuddles by the notion of the project.

I'll just have to wait and see what is to come of such an idea. I hope to be very impresses.

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Congratulations on all your success too btw.

I especially admire your success in the organization of the "One Shot Comics" book.

I have a strong feeling you'll become quite a well known name among mass media viewing public.

only time will tell i guess.

don't tell me the 2 signifies that HVANHARK was previously taken. THATS JUST SCARY. in other news, I CANT WAIT TO GET MAH OWN AAU PROFILE OMGZ :X

see you in 4-ish days.

they assigned my username. if i had the choice i'd be 'almightyhans'. lol, nah.

Dude where the hell are you!? You haven't been online in like.. forever! <3

yeah school has been kicking my ass. we need to chat. your never online when i am.

You go to school in San Fransisco? Who knew.

<a href="http://www.left4dead.be/wp-content/gallery/l4d/l4d-boss-art-hunter.jpg">http://www.left4dead.be/wp-content/ga llery/l4d/l4d-boss-art-hunter.jpg</a>

^---this is who im gona be prowling as...
if you can guess who he is and where he's from ill give you undying respect and 50% off any thing you wish to buy....as long as its not a boeing 747 >_>

l8s man

eminem with rabies

well judging from the url im guessing hes from metal gear

I might be going there, so see you soon puto.

hey buddy, we need to hang out soon