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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

Age 34, Male

Joined on 8/6/04

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Happy late christmas / early birthday

Merry Christmas Hans, and happy early birthday!!

I gotta get you something, what do you want??

P.S. Looking forward to The T!

i want a one shot comic.

happy BIRTHMAS

Happy birthday

HAE! I'm IN Los Angeles right now! But you won't know me when you see me because I'm just a random person who just stumbled in this post...HAVE FUN AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry birthday Hans.

Must have sucked major hairy balls to have your birthday that close to christmas when you were younger, huh?

yeh, i guess it sucks when your friends are all gone on vacations during my birthday.

merry hansmas and happy hansday :D

I'll have to bug you on skype sometime later man! Happy birthday dude!

Happy holidays man. And a happy early birthday of course.
Still looking forward to the faces of NG collab, and now I'm also looking forward to "The T". So its aaaaaall goooood.

mery birthday ;-)

stop bein inspired by things hans. Find a new shtick!

so now that your finally reaching 20 you gona be more responsible and less goofin off? ( a total joke if you don't get it =P)

ahh i have but only 2 years left of my teen life..
sometimes i wish i was eternally 17...
*snicker* that way i can be eternally legal for every teen girl XD (joke again)

happy birthday dude!

l8s

Maybe now that you're no longer a kid, you can grow a beard that doesn't look like a scruffy patch.

It'd be a birthday miracle.

KA-WINK.

happy birthday hans hope you have a good one

Because I am military and you are not i got to see it five days before you.

yes, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HANS ^______^

we need to talk ;D

I heard sanfran is where fairies get their wings.

goodluck

luckily i'm a fairy that got my wings clipped at an early age :)

have fun with kevin!

I dont have your number.

im going to pm it to you

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