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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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COOL, YO.

Hey glad to see you around again man :) Once I get my new shit off the ground, care to possibly lend your vocal stylings?... since that 4th episode of Tywo never happened heh

hell yeah i will lend my voice to you

sounds like life hit ya with random spoons of both awesomeness and bitterness. the mix will surley end up being great, as long as you keep your heard high! :D

did i see blimps in that tankmen plot-artwork? OMG!

yup. blimps. thanks for the pep talk bro.

Skweal!

AwwhansIllbeyourfriend :)

lol what a coincidence...my final project was a stopmotion animation about a blind guy.

must be blind season

oh hey sexy

nice film! im wondering if the guy who tried to rob em was their dad?

no, the dad was cremated.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like robert downey jr.

once. i think. i was in rehab, can't remember.

Yo I'm working for MTV this summer too haha

but in NY

awww i was about to say. that'd be cool to be PA's together!

it would be badass if you made that show on mtv not suck goat testicles

totally badass

i won't be in charge of that. i'll be in charge of helping it get done. but I think the show is actually pretty awesome.

kevins moving to San Fran, you could live with himmmm

yeah he told me. i'm thinking about doing that.

you 'kids' and your 'school'.

HVH_busted.jpeg

i had to move back AAU another semester because of finances.... i'm getting pretty disheartened about my chances. san francisco doesn't like letting people in or keeping them there D:

dude man, that sounds exciting, life on your own should be viewed as this epic adventure, you are the Ryu of film , always on the move, and always improving your skills :)

congrats on the PA job too man!

wow. That Ryu comment... just wow. thank you.

camel toe?

Hahaha that was a good short film hans I love the ending

congrats on the new job!

Hey man; good luck being on your own! It's both exciting and scary I bet, but you'll be fine. You've got a lot of ideas and a big imagination. That'll keep you on your toes. Camel toes.

exactly! camel toes.

Well, I have to say, this is a mighty shocker probably not just to you but to the other people around you. Your friends probably won't see you for a while, or eachother for that matter. Your brother's made a HUGE decision moving back down to Mexico, but it was for financial matters (how's that coming from a 13 year old).

Well, once I get better at my art and your life is back in order and settled down, maybe I'll need a voice actor sometime. Who knows. Just keep doing what you do best: being awesome.

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