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AlmightyHans
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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

Age 34, Male

Joined on 8/6/04

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Ohh looks like you have gain some weight and muscles.
nice hahaha

A simple dose of Jersey Shore will cure your sickness in no time.

Sorry to hear that dude, hope you get better

Illness sucks i can vouch fr that, just spend the last few weeks hiding at home.. but i usually do that..

Dude there is nothing more dangerous that a bad cured flu. The best way to cure it is a couple of days on the beach (worked all the time for my family)

Good luck with your projects dude and get well

^---yes beach is always good for you!
warm weather and sea salt is best for clearing my head.

i wish san francisco beaches were warm more often

Damn, that sucks man, I hope you get better, I know what pneumonia feels like, it's fucking horrible! Good luck with your recovery, had to take some horrible ass medicine for about a month before I finally got rid of it :x

what kind of pneumonia did you have?

hmm your symptoms lead me to conclude that you might be pregnant.

and the husband left me for his ex! this baby will not have a second father!

no nerd can have that good pecks.. THAT CAN'T BE YOU >:(

maybe you're allergic to kevin

maybe......

Look at those girly arms, I could take ya!

get better dude.

i'm doin my best

Contrary to that picture, you're hotter in person.

I've got no idea exactly what kind mine was, I was about 8 at the time, but I do know it came from Bronchitis which I had for about a week or two prior to the pneumonia developing. The lungs can be a bitch.

you must have had a bacterial one

HEY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE CANCER SINCE YOU'VE LOST ALL YOUR HAIR AND ALSO YOU'VE BECOME FAT I'M SO SORRY AND HOPE YOU'LL GET WELL SOON, BUDDY 'OL PAL! :(

get better so you can clive my owen

I have the flu, I vomited like 6 times.. in my sleep.

Jeez get well soon bro.

I need you to kiss my boo boo it's on my wiener

Gay

Im just a little bit fruity but hey I like me some booty Don't judge bcuz I hear u like fudge

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