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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

Age 34, Male

Joined on 8/6/04

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glad you are feeling better! Fuck yeah!

They'll never cure your fish AIDS though, that's a lifetime of pain.

it is.

You look so cute as a pirate. Also, I saw you in the chat.

See you in Philly! Glad to hear you're better for the most part! Hope things are less stressful; don't wanna slip back into the sickness :c

no i dont.

Disfrute de su estancia, Sr. VonHarkonnen.

hahahahhaha

Dang, I thought you had herpes.

Joder Tio, que bueno que te has curado
Hyarrr

ya no me estan tocando los cojones el virus. me cago en la leche, tio!

I wasn't NEARLY as sick as it sounds like you were, but those first days of feeling like yourself again after being sick are quite great.

yes they fucking are.

Ive always had this fantasy that I would live my remaining days in spain.

even though Ive never been there. It must be something special though.

yeah it is man.

Smoking is bad for your health bro, quit it >=C

SO IS NAGGING!

Thank god your cured now you wont DIE and cute pic dude

YAY you're cured!
And it was fun to say: Say good night to me Hans!
Yesterday in the chat, although it would've been more fun
if you would have said good night to me, but i digress.

Oh good you're not dead yet.

Pneumonia? I didn't realize it could still be srs bzns in this day and age.

"don't mind him, he's from Barcelona...."

-Basil Fawlty

"I know NO-TING!"

-Manuel