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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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That's cool!! No that's awesome except for the police locking you up part!!

Happy birthday! I'll know what it's like to turn 18 in a week myself! However, I can buy alcohol here in Canada! Huzzah. Like you said though...that's probably just going to piss off the policemen. See ya!

what a coincidence, my brithday is on christmas eve (the 24th).

Dammit, why cant i find a penicorn! Happy 18th mate

AWESOME! I bet you have A LOT of puberties NOW!

thats one angry penicorn... I mean happy brith day

isnt it odd that most people in america get HIGH before getting DRUNK? its easier to get marihuana in a school than get a beer on the city.

p.s. you got quite a birthday present...!

oh, I almost forgot, Happpy birthday dude.

Did I miss the party? :D

A<a href="http://www..">www..</a>. Happy belated Birthday, Hans!

That's good photoshoping... unless u sew it!

Anyways, I wouldn't want to know what you do with that pony.....

you deserved a monthly prize.

After Awesome's Creed got a monthly, i think i deserved to be punished.

When will It's a Halo Thing 2/4 be out?

Cool now that your 18 you can get into a bar.

not in my land.

happy 18th birthday! just a thought, in one year you could drink in Canada where you just gotta be 19.

Happy 18th birthday! And when your 19 you could drink in Canada

happy b day man