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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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JESUS THIS IS GOOD

what is?

If I asked very very kindly for you to impregnate an Asian girl on camera, would you?

sure, why not.

You really got some interesting thinking going on right here, sophisticate.

Reading you article, I think that Matrix 1 had a perfect ending, but Matrix 2 and 3 was really unnesesary. Watching the movies the other day with my brother he told me that in the first Matrix the agents are scary because the are inmortal and overpowered. But in the 2nd and 3rd movie they are only like a video game boss, beat him and go to next level.

Anyway, i love this part of your article: "Trying to tell too much is bad and telling too little is bad. Some TV shows should have been movies and some movies should have been TV shows"

This is what literally killed the last 2 movies of pirates of the caribean, the story was really to complex and you give a shit. The first was really simple

yeah. Pirates of the caribbean 2 and 3. it was just a cluster fuck. The first one is awesome.

As for the matrix, I wouldn't even mind that version of smith, I could see a very good possible story playing out with him and neo in their new forms. One of the problems though is. It focused so much on other characters for no reason. Just mindless expansion of the universe they created in the story of the first one. If they kept the story more simple they could have explored just Neo Morpheus and Smith a lot better.

Instead, it almost felt like Neo was just like a action treat to give a break from all the taking by all the other characters. As if Neo was secondary almost. I definitely would have preferred a Matrix TV show if they went with that approach of exploring the universe.

too much fun in the stream last time. tell me when your on again! (slamb here)

Totally off topic, but have you seen those new Hertz ads? They look like you made them. :3

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCX5GMniRqs">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCX5GMniRqs</a>