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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

Age 35, Male

Joined on 8/6/04

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lol the internetz nowadays

Oh my god tom fulp is lol you know l didnt excpet that that he wil do it oh my god l think that evrething goes to hell mindhcamber in jail lol

WHYYYYY D:

Sadly, quite a lot of stuff on that article was true D:

But GAWD is it funny XD

Hey dude. Looking forward seeing you in London again. ALREADY, OMG!!!

The funniest thing about the guy that wrote all that is that he probably is the most active user of NewGrounds because he keeps track of a website he "hates". If I hated a website I would just not go there lol

i don't think he necessarily hates it. he just has fun pissing all over everything. you don't have to hate something in order to make fun of it. especially the way he makes fun. all he's doing is inventing stories.

That link is useless.. The people spend all that time bashing its really pathetic.

They have a lot of naked men pictures that's for sure.

Oh what a feeling. Toyota!!

NGers!!! Hahaha I laughed when I read how its 'pronounced'.

avast ye copypasta photoshop sorcery D:

that's tom alright. undeniable proof.

Oh god I love that site but I think the best thing on there is when they make fun of deviantart. Oh and for those who don't know the people who make these are just doing this for the humor, most of these things are made by the most active user on each site.

holy fucking fuckhole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! im blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that huge shock made me spill me pudding :(

hahaha

This can't be real! D:
Is it? :'(

That was just pathetic.

I'm guessing that was one of the newfags that got a perma ban from the BBS and is just pissed that his flashes got blammed.

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sparta?
hahahahahahahahaha

Ok what the fuck. That information is not true it is probably some nerd who got banned and is wining about it and I don't think Tom is gay. didn't he get married to some girl?

So this what people do when the get banned...

I love how serious everyone takes ED.

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