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AlmightyHans
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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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ABOUT "BIG NG PACKAGE"

Posted by AlmightyHans - May 7th, 2008


It's funny. There are a good handful of people i noticed who took my latest movie "Big NG Package" as if it were some kind of viral marketing made to sell Newgrounds Products. Instantly, these self claimed independent, intellectuals believed that selling products was the purpose of my movie so they excluded themselves from appreciating it, simply because they feel inferior having a product presented to them. I just want to say that this video is in no way trying to sell anything.

[-just a little side note- I also did play the role of the over excited Newgrounds/Awesome fan-boy. Surprisingly, some people didn't get that...]

First off, I wasn't paid to do this. Second, i don't work for Newgrounds. Third, I only realized this movie could be portrayed as a commercial until I started importing the finished video into flash. This movie was completely on the spot, improvised, and done in a short period of time. I literally just filmed myself opening my package and did goofy, and in other words stupid stuff. Just because I realized that this could be seen as an ad for Newgrounds products, didn't mean i was just not going to finish the movie.

Now, I know I should have expected reviews like those, and I did. And I'm completely okay with them, they're just other opinions after all. I just want to clarify that this movie, by no means, was made to be a Newgrounds ad, commercial or anything of the sort. And i know maybe I responded maybe a little too rough to some of those people, but i just had some steam to blow inside me.

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this is a conversation I had with ZeakySpaceLizard when I first read some of the reviews. And yes... I was infuriated at the time. And yes, i needed to blow some steam...

ABOUT "BIG NG PACKAGE"


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Explain yourself.

Oh, Hans, will you never ceise to amaze all of NG with your humour and wit? Nice framing / camera work throught the movie (it would be quite easy for you to leave the frame and ruin things) and very, very funny stuff. But why no naming of the "end credits" song? And how do those styrofome pieces taste? 0_o

Oh, and ignore the idiots that thought it was supossed to be a comercial. I would say to them, if every comercial was as good as that, marketing would rule the world!

Btw, nice jacket and hat. It's vitally important to always follow the following rules regarding such items of clothing:
Hat - Jacket = old
Jacket - Hat = boring
Jacket + Hat = neat
Leather Jacket + Fedora= omega level awsome!

=]

I found a continuity glitch. When you first start to read the captins box your waring the Awesome T-shirt which you later unpack!

Ah yeah, the stickers come with the shirts, don't they. k.

Regardless, even if it was a blatant advertisement (which it isn't), it's still a good movie. The fact that you have NG products in them serves as the joke, not the content itself. There's nothing to analyze, it's just a hilarious movie of you unpacking newgrounds shit :D

exactly

well f

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Hell, I thought it was pretty sweet.
and I frown upon actually reviewing something, so i'll put it here.

lol, you got infuriated because some asstard said that he didn't like it because it 'looked' like a commercial.. from both parties.. that's retarded ;) (no offense tho)

I (and a lot of other people) really appreciate your movie, it's fun, goofy, representates well over 70% of the average NG users and it's got quality humor in it.

Oh and why was this.. <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q">http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8 Q</a> .. gonna make you feel better? :P

because silliness can be fun :D

The people who matter still wuv woo <3

<3 <3 <3

When you're reading off the tankmen box, you're wearing your Awesome shirt, and you haven't really unpacked it yet. FSDGSDHDFhd

omg... you're right! now the whole movie is ruined even though it's already a ridiculous piece of crap!!!

Your New Movie Will Always Have A "Special" Space in my Heart
ARE YOU COMING TO LONDONIA...(London)
Luis Said Maybez
LOLZ
Bit Of Soccer Action eh?
Swweeeet

I'm definitely going to london

some people just dont understand the comedy of some flash movies, people only think the worst when someone does something like this, only to bitch about it more and more and more, its life

yup, that's life as i soon discovered but i wrote about it in my news post to have something to say for some odd reason

pfff ppl suck...you should know that about now :P

i've known that for a loooooooooooong time now.

We are so Brand Saturated that you can't help selling products in our everyday lives. Everything we use, wear, eat, whatever is a brand and when someone else see's us having a positive experience using that product, we are helping to market that brand. That's the world we live in. I live in a tree with koala bears... so I'm excluded.

well my trillion dollar in debt army will defeat your koala's i live in a Bush, you see? :P

i love you

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Overrated. D:

i know D: isn't that word used SO much these days though?

everything you said is true