I was interviewed by Meryl from Metal Gear Awesome, also known as "Rina". I can't say how completely honored I am. you can listen to it here.
I have to confess, i hate the way i speak.
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"
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OMG, I WAS INTERVIEWED
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Now I want to smoke!!
All three animators she interviewed are most known for video game parodies.
The plot thickens!
D:
D: dats not true! i'm known for "Shorts to where Pants To!"
Gosh, squeaky, why are you so mean to me? :p Most well-known NG animators have done video game parodies at some point, and that's who I interview.
We all hate the way we speak.
Wait- BRAWL TAUNTS 2? You've got to be kidding me. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
So much for it just being a "script she wrote for the fun of it not intended to gain massive popularity off cheap cracks about a popular game with millions of fanboys" (which it was from the beginning, but they tried to argue otherwise).
Wow... just wow...
i just like doing voices. just givin' a friend a helping hand :B
Agh, Kagome, I'm not trying to be mean, I used to think you were fine and all, but it's like every time I turn around you're doing exactly what makes NG awful.
You were great and all and you're a nice person, but you're quickly becoming yet another content creator who fell into the retarded side of the internet. =/
Come back before it's too late.
you're a best bud of mine... but don't fall any deeper in the massive NG complainer that makes Newgrounds into this giant Social Status race.
The Newgrounds community produces the majority of what the Newgrounds audience wants, because the majority of the Newgrounds community IS the Newgrounds audience.
If the majority of the newgrounds community would be starving artists, tom would starve. It's a family business, after all.
Tom earns money to give us this place to showcase our work. it's a wonderful cycle. :)
Also, that comment about "Brawl Taunts 2" was a little over-the-top. Yeah overreacted there. But seriously.
I'm spamming you comments section Han. D:
And Rtil's minions? When did he get minions? I want minions.
Actually FYI, we wanted to make a sequel that actually has EFFORT, since we didn't know people would go so crazy over the first one.
But I don't want to take any more space on Hans's page with trying to defend myself, so if you want to discuss stuff, PM or IM me.
no pm's this is interesting. keep talking here!
You talk fast.
too fast, perhaps
PASSION OF THE TOAD - WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY ROSS O'DONOVAN
EXT. CLIFF EDGE
SqueekyToad is standing dramatically, his warts flapping in the cool breeze. Rina-Chan and Hans are shocked and amazed by this conspiracy theorist extraordinaire
SQUEEKYTOAD:
Turn back.
Rina and Hans start to water from the eyes, both taking his advice to heart.
SQUEEKYTOAD:
Before.. It's..
Dramatic pause.
SQUEEKYTOAD:
...Too late.
Squeeky toad runs and jumps off the cliff, Hans sticks his hand out towards his friend screaming.
HANS:
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKY!!!
To be continued?
"I believe this script could only have been written by a drunken, jew burner, Australian director... I give this movie 1/5 stars"
-Hans Van Harken
I'll be Rubber Ninja has minions too. Everyone has minions but me. :(
*I'll bet Rubber Ninja
Contact your local minion's guild representative.
Joshua Tomar
Minions Guild
Division #210B
I actually rent RTILs minions. Psi43 and Anigen have great hourly rates.
Also they're gentle with their teeth. I mean, what?
Just kidding boys, you know I love you.
Hi I'm here.
.ereh m'I iH
But not in that way, maybe when you get your big boy pants.
Hey I actually saw your post and I was actually not lazy enough to post a useless comment! yay!
that's by far the most epic picture of you ever.
KupaMan
It's all cool until you contract lung cancer.
AlmightyHans
it's all cool until you point out the obvious :P