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AlmightyHans
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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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Special Thanks

Posted by AlmightyHans - October 18th, 2008


I really want to say thanks for being supportive about my gayness. Really, I thought it wasn't going to be taken very well. See it didn't go too well with my family, and it's good to know that my real family (you guys) is cool with it.

But enough of this emotional bullshit. I'm still the same good old Hans so lets put all this behind ourselves and jump back to reality.

*EDIT*

Also, I submitted a song for halloween. Check out my latest song in the Audio Portal.


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Its not like anyone would suddenly hate you all of a sudden.
Your crazy if you think that.

Now we is all one big happy family again.

As fans, we need to realize that people are not always the same as us (which is part of the reason why we like them). I like your sense of humor and I don't really care if you are gay, because it doesn't matter. What matters is that you own with FLash.

no thanks is neccessary

this is how everyone SHOULD have reacted

I couldn't see how you would think that we would despise you after your confession.

Reality seems nice right now, lets go on with our lives shall we.

It's rather annoying that so many people decided to make copy and apste it all into their own posts and change a few words.

That went on forever -.-

Congratulations.. wanna make a 69 ?

cool
fuck homophobia

I didn't know you could have a family on the internet. I'll keep that in mind.

You still have not told me the source of your awesome hat.

Do you get in complimentary whenever you buy 20 drinks at the gay bar?

or what?

I can now say that I've slept with a gay man. haha

nothings changed dude. you're still awesome.

I'm still a little skeptical. Wouldn't it seem more logical that Yotam used his Israeli mindcontrol powers to brainwash you into thinking you're gay in order to get back at you for that flash you made about him the other day?

Think about it.

I came out with the fact that I'm bisexual, thanks to you.
See, it doesn't matter what sexuality you are, as long as you own up to it, then you will be respected a little more. People support me still, even though they found out.
I said it on my previous news post.

We need more gay people like you.

Of course we'd be supportive.

I mean
this is Newgrounds anyway
everything goes.

Not that its something that wouldnt anyway.
:P

No one on this post has made fun of you for being gay yet? Strange, normally spammers like to say mean things when people say stuff like this. Have you touched weiners with another man yet?

so you thought being gay would change how people would think of you...

and why would it do that you make awesome cartoons your sex doesnt matter its who are are not who you like (or in rubberninjas case what you like)

haha one creepy song.....

RAPE WAS AWESOME
ALSO
GET CRACKING ON HALO THING

Buzzwerd sucks!

yup. : /

Still awesome for making a big black man get raped by a white chick

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