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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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Oh yeah, I was on the Wall Street Journal

Posted by AlmightyHans - June 18th, 2010

I was stopped in the street walking by an apple store and some gay lisped guy interviewed me about the new iFone For. I totally exaggerated my words for the shits and giggles. I was curious how the editor would edit my words. mainly i complained about steve jobs being too much of a pussy to full open new doors and include flash player to the iphone. now, in this interview it looks like i'm one of those people who camps out in front of store to buy a plastic square. thought it was funny.

check it out.

btw i don't ever camp out to buy something.

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TomaMoto 2010-06-18 19:28:17

So I hear you've been waiting for this one single solitary moment.

AlmightyHans 2010-06-18 19:28:17

yup.

Ripperjaxx 2010-06-18 23:24:41

Hans , do me a favour mate - next time you see Nick Berns (the gay lisped guy who interviewed you) close your hand to a fist , pull it back, hold it there to build up muscle thrust , and release it to he's face at full speed.

Thanks =P

Atgod88 2010-06-22 12:28:56

That is a very odd lisp. I wish I lived in San Fran.

AlmightyHans 2010-06-22 12:28:56

haha fascinated by lisps i see.

Kilgorn 2010-06-24 17:25:17

what did you say verbatim to the guy

HeAvEn-SmiLE 2010-06-24 17:58:52

Well,I liked the fat guy Behind You with the Pink Sunglasses

wolftheneko 2010-06-27 01:03:35

dude that shit is hilarious how they cut everything but what makes the product sound good or what makes their interviews sound good lol

111122223138 2010-06-29 09:10:18

In a world.... Full of ADD people...
Stands Harken xD

yours stood out more than the others...
They were all happy about it, then you waltz in and do the opposite

Waltz15 2010-06-29 16:10:13

That's is so Funny lol :]

Jinx-Studios 2010-06-29 19:42:24

Hooray For Hnz.

KormakurBreki 2010-07-01 09:54:04

Hansx when you smile you look like V from V for Vendetta or an Anonymous, you would not really need a mask lol.

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