a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"
Age 34, Male
Joined on 8/6/04
Posted by AlmightyHans - December 28th, 2010
That's right, today's my birthday. And guess what? I'm twenty one. took forever to happen... jeez. Too bad all my friends are gone on vacation to celebrate... but that's why i have you guys right?
side notes.
going to LA for a few days (new years and on).
Ace pilot female vocalist has been decided, thanks for all who participated!
aaaaand.... what else...
i'm leaving, going to drink.
also, fuck you Bandelin
i command you to stay at home today and
make a birthday-flash for yourself! >:O
or you could just get out n get drunk on your own. cause that's
the real meaning of turning 21! being able to sit in a bar - OLD AND ALONE!
OLLLD AND ALOOOOONEEEE !!!!
so happy birthday :3
anyone who tries to convince you to drink your age in shots is jealous of your talent and trying to erase you from the market... congrats for making it thus far :D
move your birthday to a day where i'm not exhausted by holiday travel and bankruptcy.
and move yourself as well to one of the 4 locations i visit on the holidays between america and uk
>:C
*wink*
:-*
wow is lame to wait till the 21 years. In other countrys you can drink at 18 years sold, so you have 3 years of your life wasted.
Happy Birthday dude XD
Im portugal u can drink at 16 years old
Hah, when I'm 21 would've been legally drunk for 5 years. ;p Too bad I don't really drink.
In* sorry for double post
was getting tired of encourage underage drinkin.
encouraging* fuck im not awake yet.
Happy birthday and good luck with Ace Pilot! Glad you found someone!
So much for your wide eye'd impressionable youth, time to slowly rot.
STAY PEACHY GUY!!!
I hate this state
yo i thought you were waaay older than me. like late 20s, early 30s. so unless i'm unusually retarded, you can totally pull that off. happy birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
If you're in L.A. we should totally hang out and you can buy me beer.
Please.
Happy birthday, Californian.
Jeff disapproves. >:(
Celx-Requin
After getting his hotdog from the vendor the Buddhist sees no change is forthcoming and says "where is my change".
The vendor says "change comes from within".
Anyway happy birthday you're my favorite spic in a suit.
AlmightyHans
HAHAHAHAHHAHHA