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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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It's a Halo Thing sequel NEWS

Posted by AlmightyHans - March 5th, 2008


Hi everyone.

First off, "Shorts To Wear Pants To" a collaboration lead by squeaky toad that i took part in has just been finished, you can watch it by clicking this word.

For those of you fans who are waiting for the next 3 parts following the series. I have good news. You don't have to wait so long for each of the 3 following parts because there will only be one more following part!

Yes, I'm cutting down the series. This may seem bad, but in reality what I'm doing is cutting it down to the core of the better material. I really thought the movie could use a good "chizzling". I for one, am not up for working on 20 minutes of Halo. But mainly, I'm dropping doing video game parodies, IAHT 2/2 and my part for TSAH3 are my last parodies. I have way too many of my own ideas i want to put in action. I had my share, did my own parodies, and i am more than satisfied, in short, I've had enough.

I know that this is going to be very saddening for many fans or people awaiting for a full-blown 20 minutes of halo fun. But take it as a positive, because instead of having 20 minutes of a few scattered laughs it'll be something like 8-10 minutes of basically only laughs!

Also, thank Squeaky Toad, who helped a lot on IAHT 1/2 on animating, who encouraged me and to actually make a 2nd and final establishment for the movie. I originally was just going to completely shut down. But he helped me realize it's never any good to just drop something where it stands and at least leave a closure to a project.

Finally, I hope that everyone understands me and doesn't get too pissed. Because I will blow peoples minds with the stuff i've got cooking for ending my parodies.... but especially, my own work.

With much love, and loads of...every thing.
-Hans Van Harken

It's a Halo Thing sequel NEWS


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THANK GOD FOR THAT JESUS I SURE HATE THAT MASTERPISS GUY YEAH HES A A POOPBALLS DICKBUTT NO DOUBT ABOUT IT

YEEEEAAAAAH >:(

Parodies aren't inherently bad, but Newgrounds has made them quite an unpleasant thing.
So cutting this down to one final installment, so you can finish up your work (leaving a project undone leads to developing a habit of doing the same with other projects- I know from personal experience), then no more, is probably the best decision.

Of course, future parodies done purely for one's own enjoyment shouldn't just be passed off. They're a good source of entertainment when time and effort are put into them.

Looking forward to seeing the stuff you've got cooking up.

Guys, I've gotten some sneak peaks, and it's pretty neat. Keep an eye out on this man's upcoming creations.

really Squeak... thanks so much. You're ultra cool.

Balls and the cock and the Chief of the MASTER oh boy.

Anyway I hate Halo, so the only jokes I find funny in these are the ones that don't rely on the game. I just don't find parody funny either most of the time.

agreed. my TSAH3 script actually only has like... 2 jokes observing aspects of the game. but i really wanted o have each joke just stand on it's own. And that's what i'm planning on having more in IAHT 2/2

if jane has 10 slippery butts
and robert has 4 slippery butts
and they put their slippery butts together
how many slippery butts will they have?

14 slippery butts... unless any of them slipped away.

Penis?

exactly?

After this dont let me catch you doing anymore parody >=(

k?

)=<

nice price!

They look quite enthusiastic about the end of the series in the picture. And what's the green(er) one waving at?

Maybe the Olive colored one is a child molester and the Forest green one is waving to an enemy sniper trying to get him to shoot the olive one dead. I mean, just because they are holding hands in a rainbow covered flower meadow doesn't mean they are gay. Never assume... Never...

NEVER.
Okay, I'm done. I was a big fan of TSAH, but I've never heard of IAHT. I'll have to watch it sometime.

Yes! It's time for great stuff from you! IAHT was great, don't get me wrong, but it's not yours, you know. I can't wait to see what you come up with.

IMA GLADA YOUA MAKINA ANOTHERA PARTA WOOA

IA LOVEDA THEA FIRSTA PARTA

-DUMASSSTUDIOSA

Looks funny already :P

You rule anyway. Nice flash Hans.

lol@picture XD
As much as I like your Videogame Parodies... I'm glad to see that you're moving onto original ideas/characters. Always found your original creations more visionary and amusing.
Still looking forward to this sequel though :)

I'll be getting a Mac soon and hoping to get back into animation (once these 5 projects that I gotta do for College are in). For my Final Major Project I'm hoping to do an animation to get me started.

Just thought I'd let you know :)
I might be going to Comic Con this year btw, if you're there ;)

Peace bro ~

yup, i'm going!

Yay Halo :)

btw, I like your flashes, the pants thing was amazing ^^

but my question is: You have a Dutch name, but I think you live in USA?

Nederlands hmm?

what about it?

I'm not dutch... if you look at my profile you can see what it was made for... to show people these kind of facts about me. Top left, under my picture it says: Bay Area California. Also if i were dutch, don't people think i would have some kind of a slight accent when i voice act all my cartoons?

HANS ISN'T EVEN DUTCH IT'S A LIE!

yeah, i'm actually like Jewish German/Italian or something. My grandfather was adopted by Dutch so he changed his name from Walter Kruger to Donald Van Harken. Yup, i my technically "real" last name is Kruger. werid, ey? :S

The style in your Renegade Muffin was awesome. Hope to see more.

yeah me too. i'm really proud of that peice. I personally consider it among my best animation work yet.

K...

L...M...N...O...P...

waaaaaa aww maaaaan it sux that you hav to cut down but still i like your animation skilz (in a way) + im a halo fan miself so if you hav a 360 il try and see you on XBLIVE

sorry i don't own any Halo games sorry.

that's a hilarious picture. hahaha

You better quickly submit part 2 IAHT... or bad things will happen 0_o

if i submit IAHT 2/2 quick it will be shit quality. and i don't want bad things to happen just because i rushed it. it's a finale to my parodies, it HAS to be good. how dare you even consider rushing something like this.

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