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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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A Very Personal Message to NG

Posted by AlmightyHans - October 3rd, 2008


Listen guys. This isn't some Newgrounds gay joke, I'm being completely serious about this, and I want you to take me serious for a moment please. This is very important and most of all hard for me to do... I'm gay, a faggot, homo, whatever you want to call it. I'm gay and i've known it since i was like 5. I grew up in a pretty strict catholic environment and eventually came out at age 16 to my family [which didn't go well]. No I'm not Catholic I'm Atheist. Point is I hate myself for it. I absolutely hate the living core of myself for it. For many reasons.

One, I hate being labeled. I hate being labeled with the reputation that gays have developed for themselves.

Two, growing up all through my childhood I've always heard nothing but negative things about homosexuality, most of this being bullshit, i know. But that stuff still is engraved in my head and still goes through my mind whenever I love someone. Therefore, I have trouble accepting the fact that I love someone.

Three, I am not flamboyant, and do not prefer flamboyant and/or very female-like gays. I'm just a dude that likes dudes who also happen to like dudes... if that makes any sense.

Four, I have no self confidence. Gays have lots of that. I might seem like am self confident. But all I do is hide my lack of it with silliness.

[There are more reasons, but prefer not going through them.]

I had to say this because starting from today, I plan on actually getting over the fact that my bullshit insecurity about my sexuality has taken over me, and I am oh so fucking sick of it. I need to grow up and go on. One thing I want to make clear is that there is a difference between a homosexual, and a pervert, and I am not a pervert. If you catch me pulling any gay sounding comments, or any sexually themed topics. Do not consider that I might be coming on to you because you are a man. Gays don't like you cause you're a guy, they just like men. Besides, the sexually related comments, art, animation and such that I make public of are always intentioned to be taken as sarcasm [except for this news post of course]. So if you have a problem with me and my genetic glitch, you have 3 possible answers:

A: Go fuck yourself you stupid cunt.
B: I'm sorry.
C: Oh well.

Take your pic.
-HVH

p.s. let me emphasis on this. dick jokes and gay jokes make me lol. Nothing there has changed.


Comments

It is all good my friend :)

lmfao gay

hey man i have heaps of friends who are gay i've never seen a problem with it i mean i once dated a girl who was bi-sexual.... kinda different but really the fact that people have instilled this kind of fear in you and that disgust of yourself physically sickens me. i cant stand that people cant accept it as a way of life. honestly bro just ignore people who have anything negative to say about you, your an amazingly funny guy with a shit load of talent and heaps of potential so anyone who thinks its bad to be gay might need to reconsider it if it has helped make you this much of a star here on newgrounds :P

That's cool,bro.

hans Fo Realz?

Oh And There is a picture of me and you on my page check it out

and i dont think this would effect anything...your still the awesome guy we all love

Cheers

Oh for fuck's sake Hans, you're one of the most engaging, friendliest people I have ever met - and I mean that.

The fact that you like a bit of cock and bum fun doesn't effect that one iota. You most definitely rule.

Hans is the most awesome gay man ever.

Fuck you if you think other wise.

It doesn't matter what your sexuality is. You're still cool.

Its all good. Your definaly the coolest gay that I will ever meet. And he is awesome no matter what.

Who think otherwise can go fuck a cows hoof.

being gay is against god's way!
seriously, it is and you should know that, growing up in catholic crap

Hans, we dont care if ur gay :D well, of cource we CARE, but I mean not bothered about you being gay. it's all coolioz man, keep up the great work once again :D

oh and kiljoy96..... what the fuck are you on about? lol

Doesn't change anything. You're still one of the most creative minds on NG. Now get to creating something for our enjoyment! Dance puppet, Dance! Muaha ha ha!

Great work Hans, well, except for the hating yourself part, that's not so great.
You are one the funniest fuckers going around and if anyone can't handle it, as Ajator said they can go and... pfft... Fuck a cows hoof!! HA!

Don't beat yourself up about it. Reading that post makes me feel no different about you. You're still cool!

hey, me too. good luck with it.

Go do yourself you stupid cunt! I'm sorry... oh well :/

hahaha, we can still do cawk jokes right? Aw man I loves ya too much to care. I doubt anybody really cares either. Really. It doesn't make you any less talented or a great guy.

Support for the Hans. I give it.

So you came out of the closet, Good for you, I respect your decision and everyone else here should too.

... when i saw the header i was not expecting this holy shit this is out of the blue...

but anyway im fine with it most newgrounders will be

also your the most creative gay ever. and your wrong most gays dont have self confidence

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