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AlmightyHans
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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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Hey well at least you aint a tranny like Psi43.

personally though I dont see the point in this, what goes in your mouth or up your ass, isn't a concern to anyone, and making a post about almost seems attention whorish. as long as youre not some stuck up cunt demanding that we are no longer allowed to say faget then who cares.

I mean I love my bitches thick, but you don't see me making a dramatic post about it Xp..
anyways get back to work ya queer. no one cares about any of this, we just want more artz...

i'm not doing it for the attention. I just want to cum clean with all this... get it?

What did your parents say when you told them?

ive had friends been through the same thing.

you'll get through it man.

hey, join the gay train, im the conductor >.<
so yeah...hop on

wooo wooooooo

This is....out of the blue...

Gay or straight, a Newgrounder is always a Newgrounder!

That's pretty awesome right there.

hahahaaaa homophobes EVERYWHEERRRRE

i'm not gonna pull any of this "I HAVE TONS OF GAY FRIENDS" bullshit, cause I don't, but it's all cool with me, dude. Nothing's changed, honestly... I still think you're a great artist and it's cool you can be open about it n stuff :)

but don't forget, GOD HATES FAGS YOU FUKEN HOMO GO READ THA BIBLE

well, you surely wouldnt be the only one. a few things though;

'I'm gay, a faggot, homo,' you could have left out the last two, or at least faggot. using it in any context demeans us all. seriously.

'nothing but negative things about homosexuality, most of this being bullshit,' what do you mean 'most', more like all. but hey! every year these religious fellows get caught with their pants around their ankles in some cruisy restroom. theyre all full of shit, and they either need to pull their heads out of their asses or die.

'my genetic glitch' ghruagrghurhghrah no. im not religious, but surely, if there is a god and he/she/it had some great intentions and plan, then surely at the very least, being gay is just his/her/its method of population control (which we could use more than ever right now). a glitch? bullshit! autism is a glitch.

yes, the 'reputation' is horrible, and popular media doesnt help much does it.. aye, we should all look up to fine examples set by worthless shitheads (chris crocker etc) and know that this how it is, and who we are!! .. nndb.com/lists/241/000069034/ or not .. lots of interesting people in that list, might want to take a look :) there are lots of gays who are/were infinitely more of everything than like 90% of the worthless scum on this planet today, all these people who think theyre so much better den dem thar worhtless goodfernething cocksucking faggits, nyo. whatever! do what you can in your lifetime to maybe change these things, thats all i can say. at least then maybe people in the not too distant future will have less of a reason to hate themselves.

self loathing rules, btw. it gets things DONE. perhaps not as fast as if you didnt have it, but its something!

i could probably write more shit, too tired. im going to hit the 'leave it' button and hopefully not damn myself severely from doing so. peeze oot d00d.

You cannot blame me for expecting the next news post to be "LOL TRICKED YOU" or something, due to your silly nature.

But yeah, if you're gay (and actually are gay not joking) then it's cool, sure lots of people react badly to it, but oh well they obviously have some problem with themselves if they can't accept other peoples nature and feelings.

Good luck to you and your future, brave thing to do.

no, it's not a trick.

well even if you are gay, i dont think it'll make any difference to me. you're still a pretty cool dude.

*sigh*... your life style is against human nature and therefore, you suck. There's no such thing as "it's part of someone to be gay, they can't help it" - that's bullshit. You're trying to make it sound like "oh, I'm gay and I'm such a hero because I don't care what the world thinks blah blah blah". Fact is, you are not a hero for making this big speech on it. Hope to see you when you're straight.

how am i making myself a hero? I'm very aware I'm not a hero.

You told me at comic-con. I'm cool with it :P

I've always loved you and your stuff and this don't change anything.
Your still awesome ol' you. Hope ya get some self confidence soon if it really is a problem.
I didn't have and still don't have much self confidence myself - but, I'm happy with who I am, where I am, and where I'm most likely goin'. You'll be okay.

It doesn't matter, I still love the stuff you make. people that will automatically hate you for being gay are retarded. of course I understand your confusion, I'd also be confused in a case like that. everyone has their weird things and so have I. and frankly there are a few things that I don't like about myself either. but hey, they make you yourself. there are a lot of things that are a lot freakier (to give an example: 2 girls 1 cup, of which I think I'm lucky not to have seen it yet).

That doesn't change the fact that you're still one of my favorite Animators on NG! ^_^

Setting Political and Religious views aside, As Tom Fulp said "A Newgrounder is a Newgrounder." So what if your gay that shouldn't change the way people look at you. How did your fans love you in the first place. Well your amazing art style, your voicework, and the way you animate just because your gay doesn't mean you are going to animate differently, sound different, or draw differently. So there is no reason for people to look down upon you. It takes a lot of guts telling everyone about your sexuality. The thing your labeled as is a Newgrounder.

It's not Everything by Straight guys, It's Everything by Everyone.

You now rank upon the awesome gay list (I'm also serious)

1. Rob Halford
2. Freddie Mercury
3. Almighty Hans
4. My cousin Adam.

:D

yah, but never over Freddie Mercury. He's just fucking awesome.

Who the fuck cares?

apparently, not many people. which i'm glad.

Must of been harsh to grow up in a Catholic environment. People have to realize that religion is becoming bullshit. Whenever I meet a catholic or christian, they're really nice people. But having to keep this a secret to the "Internet" for a long time because of your past, shouldn't have been a really hard thing to come by, so don't worry about it. Just keep doing what you're doing and live life at its fullest.

hey hans

why soo negative about yourself??

i mean come on i dont give a crap about your sexuality and it seems that hardly anyone does but aslong as your yourself

i have never actually met you but i really would want too and i am sure your a great funny guy and i am sure ill see you at a meet or comic con event sometime

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