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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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Hans youre drunk. dont fp post and drink. I made this post two days ago as well.

i was drunk when i posted, but alcohol only makes me more honest.

This is very interesting and worthwhile of my attention...

OMFG GEY!! HELP US HE MITE TUCH US!!!1111

^That's how my ignorant real life friends sound like. (I has frends real)

I have no problems with gay people. It's all kewl.

I pretty much agree with Harry, You were ridiculously cool and friendly. Don't put yourself down man.

I always laughed at how whenever someone came out everyone would be like "Oh he fancies me now" and not realising that they only like attractive men not every ugly fucker under the sun.

In case you were drunk or stoned out of your mind whilst typing this, it was very convincing.

i was drunk, but i am serious.

well done on coming out

gay bashers dont know shit

the bible can eat my ass

be proud of who you are

being gay doesnt make you any different to the rest of us :D

I think thats great :) You're very brave to have done this on Newgrounds. I really respect you for this.

this changes everything

how so?

you are you are and no annoying freak racist sonsofbitches will change that its all cool

Lolfag.

lol

This doesn't change my opinion of you, except now I respect you simply for the fact that you're someone who can make a sincere blog post for once. I've seen at least 10 "I'm Gay" posts since I got to NG and this is the first real one.

Not like this hasn't been said before but.... nobody should care

but unfortunately people DO care...

exacly, and that's what was holding me back.

Um... Sorry?

I'm still a huge fan and would love to do things to your body.

O_o

omg, these people talking about god and physical conditions. That's what makes me sick. If it's against god's way, then god is a fucking retard for making people gay, and if it's a condition.. Then still, who cares? To be honest, I don't think you needed to say this here, who cares about what other people think about you being gay? Do you really?

i can imagine Special Ed God in a wheel chair screwing up in human creation class.

Oh wow, this was a shock, i was expecting some HA JUS KIDN YO or something.

Well congrats on coming out to NG and hope you do well with finding love O.o ?

Yeah all that stuff.

Actually, im not pleasd with my message thar ^.

Congratulations on deciding to truley be yourself blah blah...

Erm, as Tom, MC Rubberninja and the rest have said, your a great guy, your sexuality doesnt change that.

Go have some bum fun then make us some FLASH :3

CAWK JOWK

k brb

Well you told me the very first time I ever talked to you, so this is hardly news to me. I'm glad you are finally trying to come to terms with it.

Fuck everyone, and now, literally do it.

Also, want to come back to my place ;)

nah, your place is too far.

MINDCHAMBER RULES!!!!! HAHAHAH!

your sick its eew your eew and i cant believe you choose ass to vigina! >,<

You're the coolest gay on Newgrounds.

So that's why you're so good at art/design.

what?

YOURE A DISGUSTING MAN BOMTOONS!

and you aren't?

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