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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

Age 35, Male

Joined on 8/6/04

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Comments

It is all good my friend :)

lmfao gay

hey man i have heaps of friends who are gay i've never seen a problem with it i mean i once dated a girl who was bi-sexual.... kinda different but really the fact that people have instilled this kind of fear in you and that disgust of yourself physically sickens me. i cant stand that people cant accept it as a way of life. honestly bro just ignore people who have anything negative to say about you, your an amazingly funny guy with a shit load of talent and heaps of potential so anyone who thinks its bad to be gay might need to reconsider it if it has helped make you this much of a star here on newgrounds :P

That's cool,bro.

hans Fo Realz?

Oh And There is a picture of me and you on my page check it out

and i dont think this would effect anything...your still the awesome guy we all love

Cheers

Oh for fuck's sake Hans, you're one of the most engaging, friendliest people I have ever met - and I mean that.

The fact that you like a bit of cock and bum fun doesn't effect that one iota. You most definitely rule.

Hans is the most awesome gay man ever.

Fuck you if you think other wise.

It doesn't matter what your sexuality is. You're still cool.

Its all good. Your definaly the coolest gay that I will ever meet. And he is awesome no matter what.

Who think otherwise can go fuck a cows hoof.

being gay is against god's way!
seriously, it is and you should know that, growing up in catholic crap

Hans, we dont care if ur gay :D well, of cource we CARE, but I mean not bothered about you being gay. it's all coolioz man, keep up the great work once again :D

oh and kiljoy96..... what the fuck are you on about? lol

Doesn't change anything. You're still one of the most creative minds on NG. Now get to creating something for our enjoyment! Dance puppet, Dance! Muaha ha ha!

Great work Hans, well, except for the hating yourself part, that's not so great.
You are one the funniest fuckers going around and if anyone can't handle it, as Ajator said they can go and... pfft... Fuck a cows hoof!! HA!

Don't beat yourself up about it. Reading that post makes me feel no different about you. You're still cool!

hey, me too. good luck with it.

Go do yourself you stupid cunt! I'm sorry... oh well :/

hahaha, we can still do cawk jokes right? Aw man I loves ya too much to care. I doubt anybody really cares either. Really. It doesn't make you any less talented or a great guy.

Support for the Hans. I give it.

So you came out of the closet, Good for you, I respect your decision and everyone else here should too.

... when i saw the header i was not expecting this holy shit this is out of the blue...

but anyway im fine with it most newgrounders will be

also your the most creative gay ever. and your wrong most gays dont have self confidence

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