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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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"Me and the kid"

Doesn't that make you feel old Hans?

Great video btw!

yeah im starting to feel like im getting old. my balls hang down to my knees.

That is a bad ass sandwich maker. I bet he had the gun already, and was like 'No hey guys, I totally have this gun that I use to prevent thieves from stealing my delicious sandwiches.'

i actually made the gun. well, made it from a toy gun to a black clunky one.

That poor Willhelm, he gets it every time.

Nice work Hans.

thanks bro.

That was good Hans. You really captured an old nazi kind of look. The way it was filmed.

Woah Reincarnation?
Trippy
heh
Grate work
-Stephan

reincarnated as a jew. TAKE THAT NAZI BASTERD

Nicely filmed, should be presented in a World History class.

Wow that was great

producer, teacher, director, animator

how old are you again?

-Dim

you know how old i am :P (19)

:D like i said, this is awesome

looks super professional

Wow, that was great!

Who wouldn't want to be reincarnated as a yew?

a nazi.

wow man, wow. That was pretty damn good. How long did this took? Like, to film it all etc etc.
Very nice indeed. Keep up your splendid work man.

it was about 3 days for props 2 days filming one night editing. the two filming days were like about 5 hours each day though.

Popcorn? It's only about 3 minutes long.

get a small popcorn...

I'm intrigued and impressed that you were teaching film classes last year, internationally at that.

the credits are at the end? why not half way through?
I suggest you go fuck a chicken...
nice movie though

haha, there are some short films that forget to put credits. and there are some people stupid enough to ask me about things that can be found in the credits. i'm just reminding the audience that there is such thing as credits. chicken fucker. :3

Should've ended with the baby saying "I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!!!"

Just like obi-wan kenobi ;)

cool really speaking Hebrew :P

gj

War movie? I was skeptical at first but damn - great job!

don't you be doubtin' me man! :P

Fuck yeah Willhelm-scream.

GREAT cinematography dude, you guys should be proud :]

Kato syrup and the Wilhelm scream, whats not to love about this short?

Also, nice camera angles in the first 1 minute, as well as great build up of atmosphere in the 'chair' sequences. Nice work overall!

awesome dude! what did you shoot with?

a gun.

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