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AlmightyHans
a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

Age 35, Male

Joined on 8/6/04

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Oh - I too would love to be an Art Mod.

Take care of your wisdom teeth ^_^ - course..then again, unless it hurts, it might be fun to voice act in your condition.

so...much...READING! Just kidding, glad to hear of all the good things going for you. Except the wisdom teeth, I know how much that sucks. Congrats on the mod ship and have fun selling One Shot at Conic Con. Anyway heal fast and heal well.

Oh man I remember getting my wisdom teeth out, they didn't give me any laughing gas for when they put in the IV, though luckily it didn't take multiple stabs to get it in properly. I remember waking up and my face was like half covered in blood because I was sleeping on my side and it just all pooled in my pillow... ugh...

when's the london meet anyways

I ddn't read it, I just skimmed through.
Wuzzat, you'll be working on Closure with Glaiel-Gamer? Awesome!

Seriously though, I read it all. Make sure to tell us how the Academy of Arts thing goes!

At least they didn't have to take some of your jaw bone out and I didn't have the pleasure of being knocked out.

I apparently still need to get my wisdom teeth out.. Not looking forward to it.

Can't wait to catch up with you at Comic-Con mate. Why aren't you 21 yet? We need to get our drink on (I can't stand your bloody drinking age hahaha). Hopefully we can plan ahead this time and stock up booze at someones hotel haha. Instead of sending Krinkles out way too late to aimlessly look around San Diego for a place to buy drinks.

Hope you and Tomar had fun!

yeah i was thinking of maybe holding a nice little get together at my place. we should plan ahead. i got a room in the same place me and danomano stayed last year. you know where it is.

Fun stuff. Wish I could go.

Faaack. I have a big poofy phobia of needles, so that was a tough read. I'm not sure I caught the funny part - it sounds horrifying.
See you at the con :O

you got it can man. :3

One time I had to take that laughing gas to get a tooth removed, and I ended up slapping the ortho-guy because I was like getting high off of it or someshit.

I remember when i got mine pulled out

it felt like someone had tried to cave in my cranium

D:

feel better man

LET'S MEET UP AT COMIC-CON.

WE'LL HAVE SUPER SEXY FUN TIME.

I'm supposed to buy Luis a hotdog.

"I'm are letting Nathaniel Milburn"

I can tell you had a rough day. Feel better soon!

HAHAHAHAHAH oh shit. missed that.

Wow. Lots of fun for you eh?

Congrats on being a Mod, lucky you :P I know you'll do well.

Tom's Wisdom Teeth gift. . hehe

HA ross....the docter said i dont have to get my wisdom teeth pulled >:)P

l8s

i keep my wisdom teeth in a little jar on my person at all times. i didn't really have any funny stories when i was put under, other than i remember my dentist coming in with sweat/wristbands and shorts as if he just came by after playing tennis. those were my last thoughts before i went under.

i think i'd make a good art mod. i'll have to be happy with just being scouted by tom i guess. every year is depressing until the newgrounds meets come up. OH NEWGROUNDS, THE SHINING BEACON IN OUR DARK LIVES.

lol you sarcastic fuck.

Josh's (girl)friend has a name >:(

<a href="http://www.jaxxy.newgrounds.com">www.jaxxy.newgrounds.com</a>

Be on the lookout she's got an amazing animation heading NG's way.

oh shit. totally forgot to write her name down.

Ah I forgot she goes by this one now.
<a href="http://ajax50.newgrounds.com/">http://ajax50.newgrounds.com/</a>

Mayun...T-T Goes to show how memorable I am I guess.......
I'm the 'friend'. I know you love Josh and all, but DON'T STEAL HIM AWAY FROM ME! D8< He's already got girls after him... I don't need any more competition from handsome gay men.

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