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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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COMIC CON, JOSH TOMAR, WISDOM TEETH, AND MORE!

Posted by AlmightyHans - June 19th, 2009


So I got my wisdom teeth pulled out. It was funny. I won't be able to voice act for a full week so sorry to put anyone on hold further for those of you i owe lines. just like Tomamoto, don't hesitate to remind me. It's hard to do voices for lines with no due dates, so a good idea of when you need them helps.

I'll try and Cover

WISDOM TEETH EVENT:
Anyway. It was hilarious when they were getting me ready for the operation. I was knocked out during the operation. but they strapped a tube over my nose to fill me with laughing gas first so i wont mind so much when they stab an IV into my arm. but i felt they put the tube over my nose for the 'laughing gas' kinda crooked. The plan was to fill me with laughing gas to that I wouldn't feel any pain or bother when they put in the IV. I didn't say anything, i feel intimidated by doctors, i mean, i just figure they know what they're doing and any mention of something could just make me look like an idiot.

So i started feeling a bit light headed, but not as light headed as i wished. You see when i was 9, i got operated and they missed my vein with the IV and i saw my arm get slightly inflated. I've been IV paranoid ever since. I watched the young doctor hold my arm with that big ass needle. "Oh, you have good veins" and she poked the needle right into my arm. It hurt. more than i thought. But at least the IV part was over. "Oops, where'd it go? Your vein just disappeared" she said. I didn't respond, but just wondered how in the world do veins vanish.

She poked again. And again. and again... i stopped looking at them poke after i saw some blood drops start to fill the holes the needle left behind. It was like they were voodoo torturing me but without the doll. i started laughing. cause i felt that tickling pain, the kind your body doesn't know how to react so it just laughs. "You starting to feel light headed, i see?" she asked, poking at my arm some more. "Honestly no, not at all." I wanted to respond. because I was only light headed like one would feel after one beer... which isn't much at all. My response to her comment was a little laugh.

"Okay, it's not working here. The Veins keep disappearing" she moved up to my wrist. I'd never seen anyone take the needly on the side of the wrist, like where the joint is. I heard my heart rate go up a little on that little beepity-boopity machine as she pushed the needle into the side of my wrist. I laughed a little harder than before. I couldn't believe putting the IV was so complicated. She told me to relax my wrist. As i did, I felt the needle raise my skin at the angle it was placed. Still laughing, I had to confess and said "That one kinda hurts". "It does? It's not supposed to... Well, you won't remember any of this anyway." Clearly I did... and it hurt... apparently they didn't have the 'laughing gas' up to the level necessary. lol.

ART PORTAL
So Tom made me an Art Portal Mod. I've never been a mod before, and we're all new to the Art portal, so I'm just gonna ask for people to give me a break at first. It'll take me a bit to adjust to this. especially with the wonderful pain pills i got for my missing wisdom teeth. Everything is nice and tipsy. But in good time I will be the most efficient mod ever. ;) Also, I'm incredibly excited about the Art portal. Congrats Staff dudes.

JOSHUA TOMAR IN SAN FRANCISCO
Congrats to Tomar, he just drove across the country with a friend of his and Arrived to LA, where he plans to live. He managed to make some time and visit the zany place that is San Francisco. It was the first time i met Josh in person. It was a strange feeling, i mean we chat it up on Skype a lot. like most people i meet in real life after already knowing on the internet. you feel like you know them, but not entirely. A lot of people are different in person than they are online. Not in Tomar's case though, he's an all around swell guy. For me, it was just breaking that first thin wall of awkward pseudo introduction. You don't know what to say cause he already knows you, but you got to start off somewhere. Anyways, It was me Tomar, Javier (an artist who has yet to submit to NG specifically but seems like he's got some great stuff up his sleeve), and Josh's friend who accompanied him through the vast voyage across the USofA. Meeting up with Tomar and his friends further increased my excitement for Comic con.

COMIC CON
So, as far as I know. Tom Fulp let me go ahead and sell One Shot Comics at the NG/Behemoth booth at Comic Con, which i'm really excited for. I will be going to Comic Con with my Cousin from Mexico. Really cool kid, pretty active in the NG community, but as a user rather than artist. Awesome guy, non the less.

I'm are letting Nathaniel Milburn and a friend of his stay at our hotel room throughout the time. That will be fun. And some Dutch kid named "the stamp" or something. He hasn't fully contacted me and let me know more details and exactly all that info. so im not sure about him yet. If people are going to be at my hotel place they need to be efficient with all this info. I don't want to be responsible for any misunderstandings, especially if you're underaged and lost. i need to know this stuff crystal clear. Let that be a message for you my Dutch friend. and let this also be another message. 'I don't speak Dutch'.

LONDON SUMMER FLING
So basically Comic Con is raping me violently in the financial asshole. I've been working my ass off painting bathrooms, gardening horrible back yards, and replacing old rotting wood porches. Trying to earn some money for the amount i'm loosing at comic con so I can actually have a decent amount to spend on good 'ol bloody expensive U.K..

I'm going to keep my word with saving all the money I make through the comics, strictly for the production of other comics. until i actually have an amount in that ODD Comics Bank Account to start using for external more personal uses. So it's not like the money i'll make selling comics at comic con is at all a boost for the London summer fling. I'm going to start going to the Academy of Arts in San Francisco starting September 3rd. I want to make sure I squeeze all the juice out of that lemon so I'll probably become more isolated to the Newgrounds activity, excluding moderating.

CLOSURE
What this means is that I'll probably have a lot less time for NG submissions, but mainly... Probably very few, but most likely no NG meetups for me for 4 years. which depending on how these meet ups go... London Summer Fling might be my last meetup. Thats why I've got an idea for a music video/movie of the London Summer Fling. To add a sort of closure on my part. and thanks to Luis and everyone who's made these glorious events possible. so basically Luis...

Anyway, there's a good slate of projects that have been taking me a a lot more time to complete than necessary. Honestly. This past year, I've been loosing my mind and drive to work on the stuff i love. It's been a lonely, lost year (not to sound like a total pussy). But I'm hoping to get back on track mentally by going to the Academy of Arts and get my Film Directing Major. And make a nice closure to this horribly depressive year of mine with Comic Con and London Summer Fling.

that's it.
-HVH

p.s. i made a tooth monster with my extracted wisdom teeth. (picture at the bottom of this post.)

COMIC CON, JOSH TOMAR, WISDOM TEETH, AND MORE!


Comments

Oh - I too would love to be an Art Mod.

Take care of your wisdom teeth ^_^ - course..then again, unless it hurts, it might be fun to voice act in your condition.

so...much...READING! Just kidding, glad to hear of all the good things going for you. Except the wisdom teeth, I know how much that sucks. Congrats on the mod ship and have fun selling One Shot at Conic Con. Anyway heal fast and heal well.

Oh man I remember getting my wisdom teeth out, they didn't give me any laughing gas for when they put in the IV, though luckily it didn't take multiple stabs to get it in properly. I remember waking up and my face was like half covered in blood because I was sleeping on my side and it just all pooled in my pillow... ugh...

when's the london meet anyways

I ddn't read it, I just skimmed through.
Wuzzat, you'll be working on Closure with Glaiel-Gamer? Awesome!

Seriously though, I read it all. Make sure to tell us how the Academy of Arts thing goes!

At least they didn't have to take some of your jaw bone out and I didn't have the pleasure of being knocked out.

I apparently still need to get my wisdom teeth out.. Not looking forward to it.

Can't wait to catch up with you at Comic-Con mate. Why aren't you 21 yet? We need to get our drink on (I can't stand your bloody drinking age hahaha). Hopefully we can plan ahead this time and stock up booze at someones hotel haha. Instead of sending Krinkles out way too late to aimlessly look around San Diego for a place to buy drinks.

Hope you and Tomar had fun!

yeah i was thinking of maybe holding a nice little get together at my place. we should plan ahead. i got a room in the same place me and danomano stayed last year. you know where it is.

Fun stuff. Wish I could go.

Faaack. I have a big poofy phobia of needles, so that was a tough read. I'm not sure I caught the funny part - it sounds horrifying.
See you at the con :O

you got it can man. :3

One time I had to take that laughing gas to get a tooth removed, and I ended up slapping the ortho-guy because I was like getting high off of it or someshit.

I remember when i got mine pulled out

it felt like someone had tried to cave in my cranium

D:

feel better man

LET'S MEET UP AT COMIC-CON.

WE'LL HAVE SUPER SEXY FUN TIME.

I'm supposed to buy Luis a hotdog.

"I'm are letting Nathaniel Milburn"

I can tell you had a rough day. Feel better soon!

HAHAHAHAHAH oh shit. missed that.

Wow. Lots of fun for you eh?

Congrats on being a Mod, lucky you :P I know you'll do well.

Tom's Wisdom Teeth gift. . hehe

HA ross....the docter said i dont have to get my wisdom teeth pulled >:)P

l8s

i keep my wisdom teeth in a little jar on my person at all times. i didn't really have any funny stories when i was put under, other than i remember my dentist coming in with sweat/wristbands and shorts as if he just came by after playing tennis. those were my last thoughts before i went under.

i think i'd make a good art mod. i'll have to be happy with just being scouted by tom i guess. every year is depressing until the newgrounds meets come up. OH NEWGROUNDS, THE SHINING BEACON IN OUR DARK LIVES.

lol you sarcastic fuck.

Josh's (girl)friend has a name >:(

<a href="http://www.jaxxy.newgrounds.com">www.jaxxy.newgrounds.com</a>

Be on the lookout she's got an amazing animation heading NG's way.

oh shit. totally forgot to write her name down.

Ah I forgot she goes by this one now.
<a href="http://ajax50.newgrounds.com/">http://ajax50.newgrounds.com/</a>

Mayun...T-T Goes to show how memorable I am I guess.......
I'm the 'friend'. I know you love Josh and all, but DON'T STEAL HIM AWAY FROM ME! D8< He's already got girls after him... I don't need any more competition from handsome gay men.

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