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AlmightyHans
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Hans Van Harken @AlmightyHans

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Posted by AlmightyHans - August 24th, 2009


The gates are closed for "The Faces of Newgrounds" collab. no more faces (or balls) sent to me please. I'm pretty sure I got everything I need, if i Need more I'll let you all know.

I'm back from all the trips (Comic Con, Dallas, London Meet) and starting film school in about a week. I just moved to my new place in the city. I'm now living IN San Francisco now, as opposed to living in Berkeley. which if just the East side of the Bay for those of you who don't know. And it's really exciting. Just me and my brother in our own place. It's a new start, a new life. all that shit.

anyways... yada yada yada
-HVH

(photo of me and Nathaniel Milburn below eating free ice cream just outside comic con)

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the eyes on milburns icecream

oh god

this picture is awesome.

Woah, starting next week huh? Good luck in film school man! I'm sure you'll whip out some Oscar winning movies. :D
And good luck with the 'faces of NG' collab. Hope I'll see myself in there.

And of course, nice picture. Such awesome ice creams.

yeah you're definitely in

nathaniel is fancy.
also, did you really receive any balls in the contest?

yeah. one nut sack only thankfully.

You're fooling us, these are not icecreams, you conman.

No ice cream could ever surmount the amazingness of your hat!
...wait...
WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING YOUR HAT?

woah man free icecream?

HEROES IN A HALF-SHELL

O o
___
\__/

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

free ice cream? man, chicks dont get any fun

which school do u go to? San Fran as billions of good ones

The Academy of Arts

balls

Good luck at the new place...

Jesus where can i get ice cream like that?

well i hope ya got my part.

If you take the first 2 letters of my names you get cozash, which is alot better than havaha, so screeeew you!

haha cozash is fucking awesome XD!

that ninja turtle is fab.

I love how you lick that popsicle, come to me and lick mine, I live in California also.

.... nah.

no faces? no balls? how bout dicks?

.... nah.

hope things go for ya hans.

lmao that tmnt ice cream is so cute

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