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really great flash

loved it all the way through, you all did a great job!

rebaz responds:

...but still, we all know the play button beats the whole ....flash movie DONT LIE, NO DONT!! , lol XD

glad ya liked it
LATTA

really liked it!

i liked the color pallet idea and such. the short simple sketches was good as well, along with the matching proportions of the movie iself to the proportions of short jokes. i liked it! congrats!

-Hans Van Harken

BritishMoose responds:

You are awesome.

<3!

hey that was pretty cool!

Graphics: well you made the interactivity between (presumably) you and the fly pretty good

Style: Well it is just a spot, not that it's a bad thing... but a spots a spot :P

Sound: Music wasn't bad it fit the cartoon

Violence: well you did roll down the stairs, but that ain't violence, if it is, put Tom and Jerry on Adult Swim NOW cartoon network!

Interactivity: again, there is cartoon human interaction but i think it means game play wise... or somthing that has to do with buttons :P

Humor: i had a few laughs, loved the rolling around on the floor part, would have been funny showing a clip of ou bro, sis, or mom or dad walk in and just stair blankly at you for 30 seconds. hahaha

now, my curiosity is did you use a web cam for this? i don't think so... cause i did and i was curiouse because i saw that it changed position radically, somthing i didnt have in animation invasion... i had like a 2 foot long cable XD. but anyways... pretty good animation, i know people might mock you a lot, but HEY ASSHOLES HOW ABOUT YOU TRY AND ACT LIKE YOU'RE INTERACTING WITH SOMTHING THAT ISN'T EVER physically THERE... good one James ;)

HAHAHHAHAHA!

omg, that was hilariouse, you even drew my arm all hairy HAHHAA! thats so funny dude, i can't believe somone actually spoofed it. seriousely i cant stop laughing for some reason XD!!

-thanks dude-

Hans Van Harken

wow...

that was probably the least funny thing i ever seen on newgrounds. if those are you top 10, then i cant imagine how bad the rest of that is... no offense, but i didnt even grin. it's just not funny, dude. i actually found Skittles and Shitz funnier and that was a parody. you copy most of your ideas and work from adult swim. this concludes that you can't make your own character, but also cant really think up any jokes of your own too. this submission will probably hit front page, but in reality, i feel that it shouldn't but i dont mind. it's tom that makes the rules so...yea

Graphics: 5

your grafics, well, not even yours, but i guess you animated already existing grafics fairly well.

Style: 5

well, not your style either, but i guess the style you already copied is alright...mario, megaman etc.

Sound: 8

the sound quality was pretty good

Violence(none)

INteractivity (none)

Humor (0)

i found no humor at all in this submission.

anyways, thats my review, sry for a bad one...but hey. this is just my opinion...there are many out there.

Congrats on the fron page

and this is pretty good for a first flash, and congrats on the front page and all, but i dunno how you got up there. i didnt think it was too good, and definatley not front page material. i dont mean this in a bad way.i didnt like nhow you totaly ripped off the family guy joke the whole "sry i slept with your wife and this was the best way i cool tell you" crap in the intro credits. it sort of bothers me when people try and be sneeky with copying jokes like that.

anyways, sorry for the bad review.

Almighty Hans

Steekie05 responds:

hey im just as dumbfounded as you! i have no idea how this made front page..

dude, that's just...

That was fucking great dude, i've been waiting for a long time for somone to do a cartoon of the NG tank logo, i loved the story you chose for the characters to follow. I'd like to see what Tom Fulp says about this! XD one of the guys should give birth to Tom...jk that was incredibly stupid. anyways, i loved your style, the voices were good, and i liked everything. very well done dude. CONfuckingGRADULATION.

Almighty Hans

HEY! that was pretty good!

you know i loved the idea, the animation wasnt bad and i liked the characters. the only thing i would have to say is the voice acting. but i really liked this cartoon Actually! i think it should have deserved a higher score than what it has.

almightyhans.

BlakTornado responds:

was the voice acting bad or the quality... or both lol I can change both but the quality is harder to change coz my computer is really loud... anyway... thanks :D

GREAT ANIMATION!

by the way (previouse reviewer) he's not mexican he's Spanish...

that was a great cartoon... i loved the music and everything... i'm working on a super hero cartoon btw. esta buenISIMA la serie. espero que llege pronto la segunda parte tio!

it was good

but i noticed the concentrating too much leading to exploding head! OMG H.C.E. LIVES!!!! it is now AMONG THE PORTAL ENTRIES....if you dont know what im talking about....watch my CLATOMIC series...

a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

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