AlmightyHans's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Xenorealms Intro]

ha.

I would give you a 2 but the animation itself isn't terrible. First off, I'm not an anime person, in fact i can't stand most of it. But ignoring the fact i dislike anime and seeing this movie on it's own... these sort of fan made 'wishful thinking' videos makes me a bit sick. like no joke, i needed to drink some peptobismal after i saw this. how sad, like it's giant orgy of characters. it's sort of sad looking at this animation. And this attempt at mimicking what the japanese already attempt doing sickens me. you know, that single piano key music with some annoying woman squealing out random 'touching' words hoping to hit your soul with emotion, but constantly miss.

i can see the whole 'Anime Justice League' aspect that you mentioned in you comments. And at first it does sound like a cool idea, but after actually putting them together you come to realize that these characters just don't go together, they are each from really different worlds as opposed to the super heroes in the justice league, they go go together really well. But then i thought about THAT myself just now and realized that that's what most anime is, a bunch of weird ass characters that don't go together well just to cover the biggest taste range as possible to have a big fan base to sell their shit to.

i know i went off on a rant, i don't really tend to do this often. i kinda went down the Squeaky Road there. Sorry, i guess your movie just pleaded for me to express my opinions about anime.

p.s. sorry, i love you.

Grey-Matter responds:

Please note: Is the last time I'll answer rude comments like this because regardless of what people like you think, I always love animating and will continuing animating.That's what is Newgrounds is about. Sounds preachy?Maybe? But dude...you're 18 and I couldn't less. But the fact you responded to my animation, proves one thing.....I made you feel special, princess.

[How 2 Succeed on NG pt.2]

ha!

I love the way you stress specific words in your delivery. thought it was funny how you totally ripped on Tomamoto and such. I'm pretty sure i was involved in some of the mockery there too :)

i find it so ironic how in the end these movies are just parodies with bad voice acting that only point out already completely obvious flaws in the flash movies submitted to Newgrounds. I'm assuming that's completely intentional.

[MGS: The book]

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haha that's pretty sick. loved e cum spray at the end... wtf?

[Tank Epic]

wow

that was well done. funny how JAZZA also made a D submission, specifically tankmen. I assume you chose tankmen cause they ar characters that can be easily placed into the 3D world and still look nice. this is obviously epic, but the only thing that it needed was some nice sound effects and it would have been perfect then. But of course, still works really well.

[Pico: The Shitty Power]

Fucked up, and Fan tastic

thanks for thanking me in the credits. you're welcome.

Nogfish responds:

When you sent me your part I realized I really needed to haul ass or else I'd be really fucked.

lol

nice collab btw

[Purple Sawdust]

When Tom grows old he'll be a great santy clause.

That was really well done. Loved the menu, and little details like how brains popped out when he body slammed one of the people. I've honestly always wanted to come across a crowd of those helpless Paladin People just to have fun slaughtering them.

ImpendingRiot responds:

haha, thanks man. Yeah, that was like the first time I did a polished menu

[Down At McDonalds]

I feel you man.

I have to confess I hate using public restrooms for this reason. I always imagine shit like that happening. I try making my presence in a stall seem non existent by not farting and always worry that the splash of poop grabs the attention of anyone else that might be around.

Gerkinman responds:

Its even worse when the splash is so big that it splashes all over your ass.

[Ng Voicemail #973]

instant classic

I found it extra funny that tom's balls are as big as April's boobies. In the stick world, that's either good for tom, bad for amy... or vice versa.