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ha!

I love the way you stress specific words in your delivery. thought it was funny how you totally ripped on Tomamoto and such. I'm pretty sure i was involved in some of the mockery there too :)

i find it so ironic how in the end these movies are just parodies with bad voice acting that only point out already completely obvious flaws in the flash movies submitted to Newgrounds. I'm assuming that's completely intentional.

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haha that's pretty sick. loved e cum spray at the end... wtf?

wow

that was well done. funny how JAZZA also made a D submission, specifically tankmen. I assume you chose tankmen cause they ar characters that can be easily placed into the 3D world and still look nice. this is obviously epic, but the only thing that it needed was some nice sound effects and it would have been perfect then. But of course, still works really well.

Fucked up, and Fan tastic

thanks for thanking me in the credits. you're welcome.

Nogfish responds:

When you sent me your part I realized I really needed to haul ass or else I'd be really fucked.

lol

nice collab btw

When Tom grows old he'll be a great santy clause.

That was really well done. Loved the menu, and little details like how brains popped out when he body slammed one of the people. I've honestly always wanted to come across a crowd of those helpless Paladin People just to have fun slaughtering them.

ImpendingRiot responds:

haha, thanks man. Yeah, that was like the first time I did a polished menu

I feel you man.

I have to confess I hate using public restrooms for this reason. I always imagine shit like that happening. I try making my presence in a stall seem non existent by not farting and always worry that the splash of poop grabs the attention of anyone else that might be around.

Gerkinman responds:

Its even worse when the splash is so big that it splashes all over your ass.

instant classic

I found it extra funny that tom's balls are as big as April's boobies. In the stick world, that's either good for tom, bad for amy... or vice versa.

OMMGMGMGMGMGMG

HOW'D YA ANImATE THAT! it's so coooool! you deserve to work for invader zim on aniamting DA SHOW!

TomaMoto responds:

well, kiddo, they actually asked me to animate for Zim recently for a revival season. I refused because I'm far too busy with my other project. It's about a mermaid who falls in love with a wizard. Nickelodeon keeps offering me money for it, but I don't know if I want to give anyone the rights to it. I've been writing the story since I was like 10.

a Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

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